Headlines
MAIG Cooridinators Paid as City Employees
Robin Gibbs Dead
Donna Summer - Dead at 63
Vidal Sassoon assumes room temperature
A final grand but sad salute to US space supremacy
Dick Clark - who's got him?
Only in Wisconsin: Drunk 80 Year Old Hits Beer Truck
Anybody have Mike Wallace?
More Than Just a Pretty Face
And if that isn’t enough, this snippet from her blog:
There is so much they could have already hated me for that they overlooked. I’m almost offended! For instance, they completely missed my long record of leadership on key conservative issues. They ignored my leadership position as a conservative with multi-state policy groups, passing conservative model legislation for all 50 states. They overlooked my ultra-conservative voting record and “scores” from various watch dog groups. They missed the government efficiency reform bills I’ve authored, the pro-life bill I passed (though vetoed by Napolitano), the tax reduction bills I’ve sponsored, the spending cuts I’ve supported, the pro-gun legislation I’ve sponsored, the various anti-illegal immigration bills I’ve supported… they even somehow missed that I was a sponsor of SB 1070!!! All of this good stuff that should have been making their heads catch on fire long ago and yet they were completely unaware. So disappointing.
Brains, wrapped in beauty, simmered in sarcasm and sprinkled with gun pr0n.
Proof Twilight at the New Moon Can Cause You to Eclipse the Breaking Dawn
I know, I know…but the title lends itself to this so damn well!!!!!
A Fruita woman who crashed her car into a canal Sunday night blamed a vampire for the accident. The woman was driving on a dirt road near Fruita about 11 p.m., when she said she spotted a vampire in the middle of the road and put her car in reverse. When troopers arrived, they found the woman’s car in the canal but could not find the vampire.
A couple of things to comment on here. First, she saw a VAMPIRE. My question is, how the fuck could she tell, if the vampire wasn’t sparkling?? Or do they sparkle in the headlights of an oncoming vehicle? Second: the town’s name is FRUITA. That’s pure awesome right there.
Who knows? Maybe it was a Fruita bat she saw 
Don’t Leave Home Without It!
If you’d like to give one of these cards a test run, here’s how it works: If you make under $250,000 and find yourself facing any of the new taxes highlighted by ATR (“Tax on Indoor Tanning Services,” “Medicine Cabinet Tax,” “Special Needs Kids Tax,” etc.), you present the card and, if challenged “politely ask, ‘Excuse me, but are you calling President Obama a liar?’”
No guarantees, of course.
From Politico, via Americans for Tax Reform.
So I’m Watching War Games
And who do I see playing one of the guys in the missile silo at the opening of the film ?
Mr. Blonde himself.
Update: Youtube is dead to me. Fuckers.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ooglay*
So, perusing the news this AM I find some good, some bad, and some just…. stomach churning. First, The Good:
The Supreme Court affirms gun rights nationwide. Chicago burns.
Senator Robert Byrd (KKK-WV) has passed away. Senate is looking for a taxidermist, since this places the so-called financial reform bill in limbo, seeing as Byrd is gone and Brown (RINO-MA) is currently finding his balls by hinting he’ll vote against it.
Over in Great Britain, the new Coalition government is hoisting its trousers, announcing a proposal that would require employers to place foreign workers on private health insurance to avoid “undue burden” on their National Health Service, AKA socialized medicine.
The IPCC is once again taking it in the shorts. Sadly, Al Gore cannot be reached for comment.
Now for The Bad:
Things turned fwench at the G20 in Toronto. It’s not unusual for protesters to gather at these globalization circlejerks, but sure seems like Toronto was caught a bit off-guard.
Prez Obama decides to get serious. Country will burn.
Prez Clinton counsels to blow up the well. If anyone knows anything about blowing, it’s him, I suppose.
Lastly, for The Ooglay:
Elena Kagan begins the confirmation hearings process. Meanwhile, the moron tasked with sealing the borders confesses it will never happen, and that border control is not the answer to “immigration reform”.
* I just could not defame that classic.
Update [ArmedGeek]: I hope Aggie doesn’t mind me stepping on her post a bit but I think this is a good place for this.
U.S. Arrests 10 on Charges of Being Agents for Russia
Ten people have been arrested for allegedly serving as secret agents of the Russian government with the goal of penetrating U.S. government policymaking circles.
Can we stop calling these fuckers “allies” yet ?
1st Annual Low Budget VW Show
So this is how I spent my Saturday. I’m a little crispy now. I’m entirely too pale and pasty to be spending that much time in the sun.
Shitload of pics below…
Weekend Hooker
I figured after having to view the last pic for the caption contest, I owed y’all…. big time.
Mmmmmm…… cotton candy
Too Obvious to Pass Up
Time again for the semi-sort-of-bi-monthly Caption Contest here at Hookers and Booze. Trust me when I say, you’ll need booze after contemplating this:
Let the captions, and the retching, BEGIN!!!
Stupidity, Thy Name is Democrat
There are no words, y’all….NONE!!!!
In a sort of word, PWNED!!
Edit (ArmedGeek): Fixed video. Fucking Youtube.
Second edit (Aggie): Thanks, boss!
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