I Really Didn’t Need to Know….
…..that Al Gore is a “crazed sex poodle”.
…..that a former (and there’s a reason for her being “former”) stripper is attempting to rip off the Naked Cowboy.
…..that weight gain is problematic in lemurs.
…..that George Soros now believes he is in charge of the EMU.
…..that the guy who helped eradicate smallpox from the world is predicting humanity’s extinction. Thanks a heap.
…..that the Zombie Apocalypse started, and apparently it was fake. Fucker….
…..that there is a tarantula cocktail. No, really.
…..that there is an Helen Thomas Award for journalistic excellence. No, really.
You’re welcome 
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I was going to ask how you knew all this but you know what – I don’t really need to know
Oh, dear.
Once again, I think my new mantra is simply…
“Make it stop.”
Lately, I find myself folding up into a fetal ball and whimpering those very words more and more frequently.
All I know is, I will NOT feature that cocktail in the Girlie Drink of the Week….
Pol Pot and spider cocktails make me think Cambodians might be a little nuts.
OH GOOD CHRIST! I knew not to click that link. /brrr…. now I’ll be feeling imaginary spidery little legs on my feet all night long.