Too Obvious to Pass Up
Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, June 25, 2010 in Caption Contest
Time again for the semi-sort-of-bi-monthly Caption Contest here at Hookers and Booze. Trust me when I say, you’ll need booze after contemplating this:
Let the captions, and the retching, BEGIN!!!
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‘I love intern week….”
Well-loved.
8 
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“No, Obama was quite gentle….”
“Cross me and I’ll drop trow again!!”
do you want to see the hickey?
Between McCrystal and the CEO of BP, the ol’ “One Eyed Wonder Worm” has gotten quite the workout. So, whose next?
Wall Street CEO’s check. Let’s see whose next on my list. Get BJ from Oil Company Exec. OK, off to the gulf.
^^^^ waiting patiently for WAMK….
“Whoever said M’Chelle was well-hung must have been a twink. She barely even touched one rim of my chocolate starfish.”
“Man, it’s always a deeply satisfying day when one can fuck the tax payers up the ass and you don’t even have to give ‘em a reach-around. You wanna go back to my place and smack your balls against my chin?”
“Ya’ know, those goats really aren’t all that bad of a fuck. Of course, they don’t have all of that soft wool to hold onto like my sheep, but the horns give you a nice ‘handlebar grip’ effect.”
No Barney I won’t make a waitress sandwich with you, because you use the wrong flavor Meat.
“See?!?! I told ya’ I could get Barack to swallow it by telling him it was a perpetual carbon credit!”
“I told you I could fuck my own brown-eye with my clothes on!”
“There’s nothing better than taking a big, healthy, satisfying shit on the Constitution, is there, Chuck?”
Did I put on my pants with the Velcro in the back again?
I am glad we are friends with the Mooslims…..I just quadrupled my chance for dates!!!
No, Chris…there is nothing on your face. Would you like something?
You know, Al Gore’s masseuse has it wrong. I’d say he’s more of a tiger.
Hey Chuck,
Did you know that Obama uses a “wide stance” in the men’s room?
“Boy, that Obama is a real cunning linguist.”
“Time magazine wasn’t kidding when they called Obama a great orator.”
“Man, there ain’t nothing like trying to fuck a wild boar in the ass.”
BF: Hey, Chris, That was great! I didn’t know you were a ‘ten’..
CD: What’s a ‘ten’, BF?
BF: Well, geez, CD, don’t ‘cha know that a ‘nine’ spits, and a ‘ten’ swallows…?
“When BP drills, they only fuck up a coastline. When I drill, the Country gets covered with a different kind of “black gold”.”
“What we just did to the taxpayers in there reminds me of what happened on my first visit to the Washington YMCA steam room.”
Frank: “What’s 4 inches thick, fucks you in the ass, and makes your eyes cross?”
WAMK, the HellCare bill was MUCH thicker than 4 inches.
“I’m a giver, not a receiver.”
Remember the “Bush days”? Well, I got your “compassionate conservatism” right here!!
Ok, captions closed! Time for y’all to go vote for your favorite, if you haven’t already
Bummer. I was gonna say…
Every one of them have my vote. TEH FUNNEH!!!!