Forget Zombie Reagan…
Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, July 22, 2010 in Everyday Hero, Teh Funny
…. because we have ourselves a ZOMBIE CHENEY!!!
Mr. Cheney’s kind is about the size of a D battery and leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart’s own pulsatile beat.
Now that’s good news!
Via Alice H at doubleplusundead.
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The Liberals will now be even more terrified of him. This is a good thing.
Dick Cheneys’ old heart wasn’t simply discarded: most of its component parts are also used in bunker-buster nuclear warheads, so they will be recycled.
All snark aside, that sounds like some heavy duty stuff to have to get done. I pray that things go well for him.