Madison Avenue Hell

Well, I was trying to come up with a post for a Weekend Open Thread, and lo and behold, found vintage ads!! Aren’t y’all lucky??

First off, for my boss:

I know what y’all are thinking… SIX DOLLARS???? Next up:

That’s right, drugs are the answer. For the record, I don’t take vitamins

Ahem…

I do wonder what this bottle is trying to tell men…..

Because getting the wrong coffee deserves corporal punishment.

And with that consider this your nostalgic Open Thread