Pigs in Space
Trust me when I say, that headline makes more sense than this one:
NASA Chief: Next Frontier Better Relations With Muslim World
What. The. HELL???
Though international diplomacy would seem well outside NASA’s orbit, Bolden said in an interview with Al Jazeera that strengthening those ties was among the top tasks President Obama assigned him. He said better interaction with the Muslim world would ultimately advance space travel.
I’m sorry, what part of NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION does Prez Obama NOT understand? Where the blooming fuck does it say they are a branch of the Diplomatic Corps(e)? And giving an interview with Al Jazzera before the rest of us know about this? Holy fuck, how blatant can you get??
“It is a matter of trying to reach out and get the best of all worlds, if you will, and there is much to be gained by drawing in the contributions that are possible from the Muslim (nations),” he said. He held up the International Space Station as a model, praising the contributions there from the Russians and the Chinese.
However, Bolden denied the suggestion that he was on a diplomatic mission — in a distinctly non-diplomatic role.
“Not at all. It’s not a diplomatic anything,” he said.
Oh, so his task to “reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science … and math and engineering” is NOT a “diplomatic anything”? And why the fucking hell do we have to help them “feel good” about contributions made over a thousand years ago?? What the twatmoldy fuck have they contributed lately? Why don’t we take a look at all of the Muslim achievements, eh?
I had high hopes for NASA when Major General Bolden was picked to head the agency. I sincerely hope experience was not trumped by race in this case, but I have a feeling I could be dead wrong.
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I had a very coherent, lengthy response to this but the whole idea made me so nauseous I couldn’t type. Playing nice with those who not only do NOT want to play nice but want to blow the whole goddamn playground up because infidels might want to be there is ridiculous.
Perhaps they’re reaching out to the Mooselimps in order to recruit suicide bombers for the next time an ass-teroid threatens to hit the Earth?
“Operation Orion’s Splodey Belt” could be the code name for the project.
“Up-Allah 13″?
“Allah’s Assholes Against Asteroid Annihilation?
My idea of using NASA to reach out to the Muslim world involves a missile or three.
I would rather SAC em all, if you know what I mean (and I think that you do *grin*).
This scared the crap out of me when I heard it, because I thought NASA had discovered an entire planet of Muslims!
Gawd! The sooner Nov 2010 and Nov 2012 come, the better. With a douchebag like Bolden in charge, no wonder Mann etc can blatantly break gov’t employee rules and publish lies and nonsense.
Bolden is dripping with Libtard idiocy, and our country is further down thee road towards being considered a world joke.
They have to be blind to realize this won’t work. Your title speaks to the true problem, Aggie. The Muppet Show has got to be accessible to the world somehow and I’m sure they’ve seen Pigs in Space. NASA being a “space” agency… well, you see the problem.
(I know, it’s a serious topic, but I just had to – I can’t take everything dead seriously all the time, I’ll slit my wrists)
Thank you, Nicole…I knew you would see the problem
BEST. TITLE. EVER!!!!
“Shooting enemies in space is a messy business, but shooting enemas in space is even messier.”
Drew over at BMEWS has an excellent and outstandingly imagery-rich rant about this very subject. My heart soared like a hawk.
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/weblog/just_shoot_me_now_please/
I’m stunned by the concept. But I was somewhat prepared by the Riddick films.
Yes, we will have Better Relations With the Muslim World when pigs fly.
Thanks for linking to my Muslim Nobel Prize page.