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So funny yet so wrong

Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, July 24, 2010 in Funny Pics

The funny was too big for the front page….

Bring on the comments

  1. cmblake6 says:

    Eeeeeoooo.

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  2. I can’t believe I had to think what this was about.

    You so owe me :P

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  3. B.C. says:

    Rosie O’Donuts was the Stay Puft Fluffer® AND the cleaning crew for this scene. She was a size-0 before licking up all of that Stay Puft Nut Butter™.

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  4. Nicole says:

    ewwwwww…. but funny

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  5. cmblake6 says:

    BC, you rock!

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  6. OK, I’m a dweeb.

    I have no idea what is going on in these pictures.

    So, could someone explain this to me, without heavy sarcasm.

    And no, I have never seen this movie.

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  7. Paulie says:

    purple raider, it can be explained with one word: wanker.

    Or maybe three words: choke the chicken.

    Or these three: beat the bishop.

    Or: polish the pole.

    Any other suggestions, commenters?

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  8. Guy S says:

    With that mental image in hand (so to speak), I will never be able to eat marshmellows again!

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  9. Deb S. says:

    How ’bout spanking frank, Paulie?

    I may never be able to barbeque again. lmfao

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  10. LC Lobo says:

    :lol: Now that’s funny.

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  11. Paulie says:

    Deb S.: squeeze the lemon?

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  12. Y’all missed “spank the monkey” :)

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  13. B.C. says:

    Choke the Chakra

    Charm the Cobra

    Jerkin’ the gherkin

    Five-finger fellatio

    Fiddler on the root

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  14. I should have known BC was fluent in this language :lol:

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  15. Guy S says:

    Then there is Salami Slaming
    Winking the one eyed wonder worm
    just to name a few.

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  16. Et tu, Guy???

    LMAO!!!!

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  17. Hmmm…

    There’s also:

    clean the pipes

    buffing the wood

    squeezing the squid

    bludgeon the beefsteak

    doodle your noodle

    five finger knuckle shuffle

    milking the monkey

    yank my doodle

    stroke your poker

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  18. ArmedGeek says:

    Aggie suggested I post: “Polish the rocket”

  19. Paulie says:

    Work to squirt?

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  20. Enas Yorl says:

    Star Wars flavored:

    Grooming the Wookie
    Test firing the Death Star
    Polishing Vader’s helmet
    Targeting womprats in Beggar’s canyon
    Lightsaber practice with Captain Solo
    The Jedi hand-trick

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  21. From the looks of it, Stay Puft shot two loads.

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  22. Aggie suggested I post: “Polish the rocket”

    THE HELL??? YOU thought of it, not me!!!

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  23. B.C. says:

    Poundin’ the polychete

    Hand-mixing the batter

    Salutin’ the Colonel

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  24. ArmedGeek says:

    YOU thought of it, not me!!!

    sure, but you suggested I post it.

  25. wamk says:

    arm wrestling the bald-headed champion?

    polishing the mayonaise maker?

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