So funny yet so wrong
Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, July 24, 2010 in Funny Pics
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
— Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati
The funny was too big for the front page….

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Eeeeeoooo.
I can’t believe I had to think what this was about.
You so owe me
Rosie O’Donuts was the Stay Puft Fluffer® AND the cleaning crew for this scene. She was a size-0 before licking up all of that Stay Puft Nut Butter™.
ewwwwww…. but funny
BC, you rock!
OK, I’m a dweeb.
I have no idea what is going on in these pictures.
So, could someone explain this to me, without heavy sarcasm.
And no, I have never seen this movie.
purple raider, it can be explained with one word: wanker.
Or maybe three words: choke the chicken.
Or these three: beat the bishop.
Or: polish the pole.
Any other suggestions, commenters?
With that mental image in hand (so to speak), I will never be able to eat marshmellows again!
How ’bout spanking frank, Paulie?
I may never be able to barbeque again. lmfao
Deb S.: squeeze the lemon?
Y’all missed “spank the monkey”
Choke the Chakra
Charm the Cobra
Jerkin’ the gherkin
Five-finger fellatio
Fiddler on the root
I should have known BC was fluent in this language
Then there is Salami Slaming
Winking the one eyed wonder worm
just to name a few.
Et tu, Guy???
LMAO!!!!
Hmmm…
There’s also:
clean the pipes
buffing the wood
squeezing the squid
bludgeon the beefsteak
doodle your noodle
five finger knuckle shuffle
milking the monkey
yank my doodle
stroke your poker
Aggie suggested I post: “Polish the rocket”
Work to squirt?
Star Wars flavored:
Grooming the Wookie
Test firing the Death Star
Polishing Vader’s helmet
Targeting womprats in Beggar’s canyon
Lightsaber practice with Captain Solo
The Jedi hand-trick
From the looks of it, Stay Puft shot two loads.
THE HELL??? YOU thought of it, not me!!!
Poundin’ the polychete
Hand-mixing the batter
Salutin’ the Colonel
sure, but you suggested I post it.
arm wrestling the bald-headed champion?
polishing the mayonaise maker?