Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Better Off Dead
What is it with Hollywood actors lately?? I mean, if it’s not guzzling Hugo Chavez’ swill, it’s crap like this:
Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News.
“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” Cusack tweeted.
Seriously, this is a WTF moment for me. I know John Cusack is a HUGE Obamabot…. his entire family is very liberal, from his sisters Ann and Joan to his late father, Dick. I grew up on John’s movies. I grew up wanting to be Mrs. John Cusack. I wanted to be serenaded to Peter Gabriel, and to be taken to Dodger’s Stadium after competing on the K-12. I wanted the dream, back when I was a teenager and still could think actors had some scruples. But that dream died a while back, and even though he was still a fine actor, there is a line you just do not cross.
So, fuck you, John. Fuck your insipid twattle, you twatmoldy fucktard. You have killed what little respect I still may have harbored deep in the well of my soul for you. Whatever your views may be, they do not excuse your call for death threats against anyone. What happens if one of your idiot Twit followers decides to glorify your words?? What then, you insipid little needleprick? If ANYTHING deserves to die is your pathetic career, you disgusting slab of pig offal. Consider this a Dear John letter, you hobknocking wanker. And while you’re off trying to save your career from damage, try checking your pathetic twitterings before you post, you fucking moron.
Study: Heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers
One of the most contentious issues in the vast literature about alcohol consumption has been the consistent finding that those who don’t drink actually tend to die sooner than those who do. The standard Alcoholics Anonymous explanation for this finding is that many of those who show up as abstainers in such research are actually former hard-core drunks who had already incurred health problems associated with drinking.
But a new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that -- for reasons that aren’t entirely clear -- abstaining from alcohol does actually tend to increase one’s risk of dying even when you exclude former drinkers
I’ve often wondered myself if these studies were skewed by “recovering alcoholics”.
Moderate drinking, which is defined as one to three drinks per day, is associated with the lowest mortality rates in alcohol studies.
There’s lots and lots of good stuff over there so go read it.
Via: Drudge
Bottoms Up!
Time again for Aggie’s nosy infamous Open Thread. It has occurred to me that this here is a blog about HOOKERS!!! AND BOOZE!!! ArmedGeek and I try to accommodate y’all (well, I only do booze, and girlie ones at that. Hookers are his territory), and though we give reviews on the booze, (not the hookers, since y’all can handle those), we have never asked about y’all’s preferred libations. Shocking oversight, I know. So, without further ado, knock one back, be it beer or soda, and tell us your preferred method of getting sloshed!
Putin Out
First there was the shooting of a Siberian tiger with a tranq. Then, setting leopards loose in a sanctuary. That feat was followed by attaching a tracking collar on a tranquilized polar bear. Hell, he even fished bare-chested. But The Bear still had a hankering for something bigger….
Putin fires darts at gray whale from crossbow
A whale, people…a freakin’ WHALE. When asked why he went on such a dangerous trip, Putin replied:
“Living in general is dangerous,” he quipped. Asked why he got involved, he simply said, “Because I like it. I love the nature.”
He loves it soooo much, he shoots it. Mmmm, mmmm, gooood.
I do wonder where PETA stands on this…. 
Enemy in the Midst
Sorry for the lack of posts, y’all. I found this earlier, through a friend at Facebook, and ended up walking away from the laptop, choosing to do something constructive before I hurled the poor thing through the window:
A U.S. Army soldier wants to leave the military service as a conscientious objector based on his beliefs as a Muslim, but he says he’s concerned he may be deployed to Afghanistan anyway.
Pfc. Naser [sic] Abdo, 20, an infantryman assigned to the 101st Airborne Division at Fort Campbell, Ky., said Monday that if the military orders him to deploy, he will refuse to go despite the fact that it may result in a military charge against him.
First off, in my opinion, there is no longer room for the status of conscientious objector. And before anyone decides to bring up Sgt. York, he was drafted. Our military is strictly volunteer-based. So, if someone objects to violence citing his religion, he or she doesn’t have to enlist. If they feel the need to serve their country, there are other means besides the military. So, where the fuck does this fucktard get off with this shit? Where the fuck has he been the last eight years? He whines that he can’t reconcile his faith with his job. And why? Because we are at war with Afghanistan, and this pedophile-worshipping snot would be forced to make a decision on whom to shoot. Only not really, seeing as he is REAR DETACHMENT, and DOES NOT GET DEPLOYED WITH THE UNIT. So now the Army is once again, bending over backwards to make sure no one’s feelings get hurt.
And it is mighty convenient that this islamoretard started a blog only two days before he gave an interview to Al Jazeera, and is soliciting donations for his possible-but-highly-improbable court costs. The question is, should he be discharged into the general population, with no way of keeping track of the slimy toad, of should the Army keep him and watch the fuckmonkey closely, making sure to monitor his every move?
Booze of the Week
I know its been quite some time since I’ve posted a BotW but I assure you I didn’t stop drinking. I’ve just not been drinking anything new. Well, at the liquor store today I picked up a bottle of Jameson and a bottle of this. I’ll let you know what I think when I try it.
Update: Well, here’s the thing. It ain’t bad but it ain’t great. Elija Craig is a bit sweeter than some of the other bourbons I’ve had but is not quite as flavorful. So if you like sweeter liquors then you might just give this one a go. Maker’s Mark is still at the top of my bourbon list.
Scent of a….State?
No, that’s not a typo. A company by the name Bond no. 9 has released a perfume exclusive to Texas, and to be sold through Saks Fifth Avenue stores in Plano, Houston, Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio.
Um, yeah…that’s the bottle. It’s covered in Swarovski crystals. But with a price tag of $360 a bottle, it should be come with two hookers and a bottle of whiskey. It is limited to a run of 400 (thank goodness), and sold through the month of August. The company claims it is supposed to smell like a “scenic tour through a southwestern garden”. Last I checked, the scent of cacti and dry-as-dust grass wasn’t that appealing, but hey, whatever flicks their Bic.
Mel’s Challenge, Too
So, Mel over at Big Fat Nerve posted a challenge: what do you look like first thing in the morning. Well, Nicole met the challenge, and taking a deep breath, I guess so will I:
Yeah, my mirror is kinda crappy, and no, I hadn’t brushed my hair. I was running out the door to walk my eldest to the bus stop. Who cares at that time in the morning about their hair?? I have better things to do, like drink my coffee 
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