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Better Off Dead

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 in AssHatery, Celebutards

What is it with Hollywood actors lately?? I mean, if it’s not guzzling Hugo Chavez’ swill, it’s crap like this:

Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News.

“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” Cusack tweeted.

Seriously, this is a WTF moment for me. I know John Cusack is a HUGE Obamabot…. his entire family is very liberal, from his sisters Ann and Joan to his late father, Dick. I grew up on John’s movies. I grew up wanting to be Mrs. John Cusack. I wanted to be serenaded to Peter Gabriel, and to be taken to Dodger’s Stadium after competing on the K-12. I wanted the dream, back when I was a teenager and still could think actors had some scruples. But that dream died a while back, and even though he was still a fine actor, there is a line you just do not cross.

So, fuck you, John. Fuck your insipid twattle, you twatmoldy fucktard. You have killed what little respect I still may have harbored deep in the well of my soul for you. Whatever your views may be, they do not excuse your call for death threats against anyone. What happens if one of your idiot Twit followers decides to glorify your words?? What then, you insipid little needleprick? If ANYTHING deserves to die is your pathetic career, you disgusting slab of pig offal. Consider this a Dear John letter, you hobknocking wanker. And while you’re off trying to save your career from damage, try checking your pathetic twitterings before you post, you fucking moron.

Bring on the comments

  1. mel says:

    I am applauding you right now. And that ain’t easy to do while I type. Typing with one hand and slapping my face with the other to get the applause sound. Also to punish myself for ever loving John Cusak.

    Man! And it’s so sad that most celebrities are so liberal! I bet THEY are all applauding HIM now.

    Can someone tell me if there are any conservative celebrities? Who???

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  2. LC Draco says:

    Jon Voight is a a HUGE Conservative, as are Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris.

    http://www.mypalal.com/aboutalan/ConservativeCelebrities.cfm

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  3. mel says:

    OH HELL YES DRACO I forgot about Chuck Norris. And Ted Nugent!

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  4. mel says:

    Oh hell’s bells, I just saw on the list Ted Nugent is a Libertarian. Hmmmmm.

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  5. Laura says:

    All actors need to shut the fuck up unless they are reciting words other people wrote for them in front of a camera. I don’t want to know what they believe. I want to just lust after them and not have the image I have of them in my head (naked and in my bed mostly) destroyed by their mental illness. And most are fucking loons. Fact.

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  6. Mitchell says:

    Ted Nugent is a Libertarian.

    I still take it as a score for our side.

    As for Mr. Cusack, well where to start? I never understood the whole “He’s such a great actor!” thing. No. He’s not. Never has been. Never will be. People talk about Keanu Reeves being a “wooden” actor, but frankly Cusack can give a 1000 year old sequoia lessons about acting “wooden”. He has exactly two facial expressions: bored and depressed. He can do various mixtures of the two – depressingly bored or boringly depressed but anything beyond that he really has to stretch.

    In one respect he’s kinda like Jack Nicholson; Jack generally only plays one character: Jack Nicholson. Cusack only plays the Cusack character. HOWEVER, Jack Nicholson is actually an interesting character in of himself. John Cusack is not. He’s exactly Uninteresting. So, really Cusack is the anti-Nicholson.

    Finally there are his movies. A lot of people like the stuff he’s in for some reason, but I don’t like any of them. Well, there is Identity but that’s in spite of Cusack’s presence, not because of it. Actually Amanda Peet is the big draw for that one.

    Sorry for the rant, but that asswipe really bugs the hell out of me and has for a LOOONG time.

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  7. Aggie – there for a minute I thought you were going to go off on a full blown eddiebear fuckity-fuck rant! I was practically bouncing up and down in my chair! Yee-haw!

    They’re all mad, these Hollywood Libtards. Insane. I swear it should show up in an EEG. In the “D” wave – D being “doofus”.

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  8. Mitchell says:

    Grrr. This thing still auto-fills in Enas Yorl for some reason.

    (Edited! — Aggie)

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  9. Well, Mitch, see….this was an adolescent crush. Very adolescent. So I can be forgiven, right? RIGHT??

    And The Nuge is definitely a score ;)

  10. Mitchell says:

    Oh yeah, all forgiven Aggie. I can’t even begin to count all the Hollywood babes that I really used to like before I got soured on their politics. And it’s not even just because they’re as liberal as ointment on a hemorrhoid, but because they have to be so OBNOXIOUS about it.

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  11. Mitchell – delete all your cookies, or find the one that does the auto-fill and delete it.

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  12. ArmedGeek says:

    It very likely isn’t a cookie that’s filling it in, but his browser assuming it is smarter than him.

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  13. No, that would be the case if it were happening to me ;)

  14. The Nickster says:

    is it possible that his tweet was hacked? but to the point…check this out: http://usconservatives.about.com/od/hollywoodconservatives/a/HollywoodCons.htm

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  15. Yeah, Cusack’s a jackass, no doubt. A truly stupid one at that.

    Like my grandfather used to say, “Nothing wrong with ignorance. Ignorance just means you don’t know something. Now stupidity, that means you’re proud of your ignorance.”

    Anyway, enough about Cusack the dickhead. How about ol’ Sly’s new movie, “The Expendables”? Tell me y’all have seen it. If you haven’t, get your ass down to the theater and get a ticket. Damn good action flick, made like they used to make ‘em.

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  16. LeeAnn says:

    I didn’t want to be Mrs. John Cusack as much as I wanted to be Mrs. Martin Blank.
    As to his politics… very disappointing.

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  17. Well, I don’t mind his politics so much as his calling for death to those who oppose his politics. The guy has a right to be stupid, after all ;)

  18. mel says:

    Oh I wasn’t saying “libertarian” with any kind of attitude, y’all, I was just surprised a little. But yep, I have respect for “the Nuge”, lol.

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  19. No worries, mel. And you can always have attitude here. But you have to bring your own knife ;)

  20. Paulie says:

    Several observations:

    1. Marching in lockstep; Cusack is a dumbass

    2. Nothing wrong with Nugent being a Libertarian as Libertarians, in a nutshell, feel that less government is GOOD government

    3. We don’t hear too much about conservative celebrities for obvious reasons, but I have seen a poster many times depicting Republican women vs Democrat women. Anyone got it to post?

    4. Surprisingly, Angelina Jolie (Jon Voight’s daughter, btw) is also conservative, although a for-real whack job otherwise.

    5. The Expendables: two thumbs and two big toes UP! Excellent action movie; best I’ve seen in a long time.

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  21. B.C. says:

    Aggie, if you weren’t already married, I’d marry you at the drop of a hat. (Even if my wife objected to it.) :P

    Hell, I’d say and do things to piss ya’ off just to hear those kind of rants. :D (Not that I have to try very hard to piss people off. I have a natural knack for it.)

    Cusackless is just another slobbering, brainless fuckwidget trying to gain some skreet kred with the crotch-drippings-slurping, fawn-eyed cunts in Whoreywood. He’d shit and piss his pants if he ever met a real man in a face-to-face, no-holds-barred confrontation. Two words perfectly describe his ilk: Gutless Pussy.

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  22. Spad13 says:

    “Look at that, somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.”

    He’ll end up stickin a 44 in his mouth before he’s sixty, just like HST.

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  23. David says:

    John who?

    ;-)

    (BTW, Mel, “Typing with one hand and slapping my face with the other to get the applause sound”? Practice clapping with one hand–just the hand. It comes in handy when one wants to continue typing and still not have to explain the facial bruises… )

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  24. wamk says:

    Never ceases to amaze me that the Hollywooders think they have something to say, that we want to hear.

    I guess when you live in an echo chamber, and are surrounded by those that are paid to laugh at your jokes, and marvel at you intellect, that you don’t have a “filter” to run things through..

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  25. Paulie says:

    LC,

    Yep, that’s the one. And it’s always good for a smile, too.

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  26. I’ve always liked Cusack as an actor…but crap like this makes me want to never watch him again. SHUT UP AND ACT…moron.

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  27. LC Draco says:

    “Alice”…Cooper’s philosophy regarding politics is that politics should not be mixed with rock music. He has consistently kept his political views to himself, sometimes even speaking out against musicians who promote or opine on politics. He proved his disgust for musicians mixing their music with politics in the run-up to the 2004 presidential election, when he declared that the then crop of rock stars campaigning for and touring on behalf of Democratic candidate John Kerry were “treasonous morons”.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Cooper

    So they are out there…you just have to look for them sometimes. And when they do speak out….they get HAMMERED by the MSM.

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  28. PrimEvil says:

    I gave up on Hollywierd, and all the wierdos
    in it, decades ago. I think we ought to under-write the NorK’s nuclear weapons program, so that the west-coast freak-show has something real to worry about.

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  29. I think we ought to under-write the NorK’s nuclear weapons program

    I thought Kimmie was still writing musicals for Maddie Albright?? ;)