Hooker of the Week
Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, August 30, 2010 in HOTW
“Is this place safe?” … “About as safe as bare-backing a $5 hooker.”
— Willem Dafoe — Daybreakers
The chat is now a permanent feature of H&B.
If you are motivated, you can connect directly to our IRC server with any IRC client.
Server: irc.hookersandbooze.com
Port: 6667
Channel: #hookersandbooze







You are going to have Woody and Curtal Friar salivating today
Salivating?
I don’t salivate.
I take offense!
(wipes up drool)
Jesus Christ, this one looks like her appendix ruptured. Or maybe an ovarian cyst.
I have decided I am going to be all critical and petty with all these hookers that get posted and piss off people by making fun of them. They’ll all be “You wish you looked like them! You’re just jealous!” And I’ll be “I’m not jealous of hookers in pain!” But really I’ll be all jealous and crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry as I type that.
Holy Shit!!!
I do that pose when I’m looking for my car keys.
Mitchell, that cracked me up.
These hooker poses are just ridiculous.
They may be ridiculous, but men don’t seem to complain
Girl, they could be twirling batons of vomiting rabid snakes whilst they scratch their asses and as long as some T&A is showing men don’t seem to mind. As a matter of fact, it would probabaly turn a vast number of them on even more.
There was a snake in the picture?
YES! Rabid snake pr0n!
Vomiting rabid snakes…. even I am curious as to THAT
The contortionist type poses are not a turn on. (at least not to me) These are much more fun
drat!! forgot the “These” in front of the are.
(Edited!– Aggie)
Aw yeah! Chicks with big cans and scoliosis get me harder than Chinese math….
The appendix is on the other side btw, Laura.
Great Googly Moogly! FI-I-I-INE!
Like a hooker knows where her appendix is. Psst- that’s why I threw in an ovarian cyst.
Hmmm…this gives me an idea. Maybe we (the bloggers) should have a contest one of these times: see who can post the pic of the babe/hooker with the weirdest, most unrealistic, or outrageous pose. Who’s for it?
I’m pretty sure I could win that. I’ve got a whole lot of hookers that I’ve not posted for that very reason.
AG, you up for doing that, say, next Monday?
Hell, I think this would make a hell of a good Open Thread on Friday. If Aggie doesn’t have anything planned for Friday, I’ll put up a Silly Hooker Open Thread.
Cool, I’ll look forward to it.
She must have lost her Blackberry
Dude, where have you been????
I want to be the judge on this “hookers with spinal cord deformaties” contest.
Laura, heaven knows, someone has to “back them up”.
*Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t for get to tip your waitress!*
I’ve been laying low. Stockpiling for <choose one: zombies, 2012, alien invasion, pandemic, other: please specify)
Great. I knew that not downloading all that cripple porn back in the day would come back to bite me in the ass….
Denise #@$ ^I )KS OK F)A!
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Sorry, drool on the keyboard must have shorted it out.
Excellent choice AG.