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Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, August 30, 2010 in HOTW

Bring on the comments

  1. You are going to have Woody and Curtal Friar salivating today ;)

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  2. Salivating?

    I don’t salivate.

    I take offense!

    (wipes up drool)

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  3. Laura says:

    Jesus Christ, this one looks like her appendix ruptured. Or maybe an ovarian cyst.

    I have decided I am going to be all critical and petty with all these hookers that get posted and piss off people by making fun of them. They’ll all be “You wish you looked like them! You’re just jealous!” And I’ll be “I’m not jealous of hookers in pain!” But really I’ll be all jealous and crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry as I type that.

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  4. Hank Scorpio says:

    Holy Shit!!!

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  5. Mitchell says:

    I do that pose when I’m looking for my car keys.

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  6. Laura says:

    Mitchell, that cracked me up.

    These hooker poses are just ridiculous.

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  7. They may be ridiculous, but men don’t seem to complain ;)

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  8. Laura says:

    Girl, they could be twirling batons of vomiting rabid snakes whilst they scratch their asses and as long as some T&A is showing men don’t seem to mind. As a matter of fact, it would probabaly turn a vast number of them on even more.

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  9. There was a snake in the picture?

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  10. Mitchell says:

    YES! Rabid snake pr0n!

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  11. Vomiting rabid snakes…. even I am curious as to THAT ;)

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  12. Guy S says:

    The contortionist type poses are not a turn on. (at least not to me) These are much more fun

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  13. Guy S says:

    drat!! forgot the “These” in front of the are.

    (Edited!– Aggie)

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  14. Sentry says:

    Aw yeah! Chicks with big cans and scoliosis get me harder than Chinese math….

    The appendix is on the other side btw, Laura.

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  15. cmblake6 says:

    Great Googly Moogly! FI-I-I-INE!

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  16. Laura says:

    Like a hooker knows where her appendix is. Psst- that’s why I threw in an ovarian cyst.

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  17. Hmmm…this gives me an idea. Maybe we (the bloggers) should have a contest one of these times: see who can post the pic of the babe/hooker with the weirdest, most unrealistic, or outrageous pose. Who’s for it?

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  18. ArmedGeek says:

    I’m pretty sure I could win that. I’ve got a whole lot of hookers that I’ve not posted for that very reason.

  19. AG, you up for doing that, say, next Monday?

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  20. ArmedGeek says:

    Hell, I think this would make a hell of a good Open Thread on Friday. If Aggie doesn’t have anything planned for Friday, I’ll put up a Silly Hooker Open Thread.

  21. Cool, I’ll look forward to it.

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  22. FiveofClubs says:

    She must have lost her Blackberry

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  23. FiveofClubs!!!!!

    Dude, where have you been????

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  24. Laura says:

    I want to be the judge on this “hookers with spinal cord deformaties” contest.

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  25. Guy S says:

    Laura, heaven knows, someone has to “back them up”.

    *Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t for get to tip your waitress!*

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  26. FiveofClubs says:

    I’ve been laying low. Stockpiling for <choose one: zombies, 2012, alien invasion, pandemic, other: please specify)

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  27. Sentry says:

    Great. I knew that not downloading all that cripple porn back in the day would come back to bite me in the ass….

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  28. Woody says:

    Denise #@$ ^I )KS OK F)A!

    Sorry, drool on the keyboard must have shorted it out.

    Excellent choice AG.

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