If time travel ever becomes a thing, it will quickly devolve into something where people show up just to make obscene gestures in famous photographs.— Sean M.

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Aug 21

Milestone: 3200 Comments

Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, August 21, 2010 in News

Well, here at Hookers & Booze we’ve reached our 3200th comment.

The honor goes to hilljohnny who said:

Elijah Craig is my favorite bourbon. a true sippin’ whiskey, very smooth, just a splash of branch water.

Previous honorees:
1600th Comment -- Nicole
800th Comment -- TheDudeAbides
400th Comment -- WAMK
200th Comment -- GWK
100th Comment -- LC Aggie Sith

Next stop is obviously #6400. (cause if Aggie wasn’t around I’d never get anything right)

Aug 20

Welcome Home

Posted by ArmedGeek on Friday, August 20, 2010 in News, War

I’m sure you already heard about this but the other day George W. Bush showed up at DFW to welcome soldiers home. I’m quick to admit that there’s an awful lot about his work as POTUS that I was really unhappy about and I’m sure many of you feel the same. But you just can’t doubt that he’s a good man. This right here is a classy thing to do. He’s not running for any office or trying to score points with the public. He’s just doing his part to make the returning soldiers feel welcomed and appreciated.

How many soldiers have been personally welcomed home by the guy that sent them to war ?

Aug 20

Soothing the Savage Breast

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, August 20, 2010 in Open Thread

Can I pick an awesome post title, or what? I was sitting here listening to Vivaldi’s La Quattro Stagioni, and it came to me. Kinda goes with the blog theme, in an artistic way. Anyway, I started thinking of all the music out there that has the power to make us feel calm, loved, and just downright groovy. What is your favorite song? Favorite type of music? Favorite band? And no, Light My Love Pump by Spinal Tap doesn’t count ;)

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life.  ~Ludwig van Beethoven

Aug 19

Bonus Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, August 19, 2010 in Extra Hookers

Like last week, here’s the other side of this week’s HotW.

Aug 17

Booze in the News

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 in Booze Links, Ecowackos

From Fox News:

Scientists Develop Whiskey-Based Fuel for Cars

Yes, my friends, the question of whether whiskey is a Good Thing has been answered, once and for all.

Researchers [in Edinburgh, Scotland] found a formula to make the fuel from whiskey by-products.

They combined so-called pot ale -- the liquid from the copper stills distillery equipment -- and the spent grains used to make whiskey, also known as draff, to produce butanol.

The key word is by-products. No whiskey was harmed in the making of this fuel. Nor were starving people denied corn crops, as in the case with ethanol. On top of that, butanol can be combined with any gasoline blend, used by any unmodified vehicles, and has 25% more energy per unit volume. Ethanol FAIL!

And in tribute to this great achievement:

Aug 16

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, August 16, 2010 in HOTW

Aug 15

Advertising Fail

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, August 15, 2010 in Funny Pics, Teh Funny

So, Saturday night, Hubby, Son and I decide to sit down and watch a boxing match on HBO. Yes, boxing is my contribution to the kid. That, and knives. Anyway, we are seeing two rather inexperienced fighters who have championship belts (because as we all know, belts are given out by 50 different organizations in 200 different weightclasses), start to duke it out. One is wearing FUSCHIA! I thought that was bad enough, until the guy in the emerald camouflage turned and I saw this:

Seriously, people… does anyone else see a problem here?? And just where the hell was management when this was approved???

Aug 15

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Posted by ArmedGeek on Sunday, August 15, 2010 in Movies

Aug 13

Bonfire of the Vanities

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, August 13, 2010 in Open Thread

Since the last open thread turned out to be so popular, and so informative, I thought I would turn the tables a bit. Whereas last time I asked y’all’s opinions about someone else, this time I’m asking y’all’s opinions regarding yourselves. No, nothing bad…really. But everyone has something, a feature or a habit, of which they are most proud satisfied happy. Ok, vain. Vanity can be a good thing when it boosts your morale, right? RIGHT?? So, get your Carly Simon on, grab a mirror, and get to commenting!

By the way, no bodice-rippers were harmed during the making of this post ;)

Aug 13

Ol’ Blue Eye

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, August 13, 2010 in Last Frontier

The Glowing Eye of NGC 6751. This image is being released to commemorate the tenth anniversary of the Hubble Telescope. The nebula is found in the Aquila Constellation, and shows a star that has ejected a cloud of gas. Beautiful….wondrous….mysterious…and totally hot. :D