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Sep 30

Bold Talk For A One-Eyed Fat Man

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, September 30, 2010 in Entertainment

Not sure what to think about this.

Sep 29

For My Boss….

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 in *spit* BCS, Extra Hookers, Texas football

This weekend is the Red River Rivalry. As y’all know, I am an AGGIE, but I always observe the rule, “State Trumps Rivalry.” And observing that, here is to The University of Texas Longhorns goring the hell outta them pussified Oklahomo Sooners. May Texas keep the Golden Hat. And because I bumped a hooker:

GO HORNS!!!

My favorite is Lacey, second from the right. Brunette with an attitude. And y’all have no idea how hard this was to write….

I need a beer :D

Sep 29

Bonus Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, September 29, 2010 in Extra Hookers

Sep 28

Aggie Gets Murdered For A Great Cause

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 in Everyday Hero, Funny Pics, Geekery, Teh Funny

No, seriously. Ok, not seriously, but fun anyway. Awesome writer and good guy extraordinaire Larry Correia is holding a charity for a young man who is in need of a kidney.  His name is Misha Hintze, and Larry has graciously donated “Red Shirts”: for a paltry $50, you get to die in an upcoming book, in stunning, awesome, gory detail. YOUR NAME LIVES (and dies) IN POSTERITY!!!

AWESOMENESS!!

This could be YOU. And really, wouldn’t this be an fantabulous Christmas present for that special person in your life? ;)

Via Larry :D


Sep 27

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, September 27, 2010 in HOTW

Sep 24

Get Down With the Sickness

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, September 24, 2010 in Open Thread

It was bound to happen… Eldest was sick for a few days, and after making sure everyone was in good health, I came down with it. I can not express the absolute joy I am experiencing right now after being given such a gift. My back hurts, my head hurts, my throat is killing me, hell, even my teeth are in pain. I took Nyquil last night, hoping it would end the misery. I passed out, not caring about the misery, so I guess it did the job.

Garg.....

So I’m left to wonder…what are some of the best home remedies for a cold, flu, or just general achyness? I admit medicine works well, when it works, but is not as much fun as say, drinking liquor. And I hate taking meds, and when I type “hate”, I mean “with the passion of a thousand Betelgeuses”, so any suggestions are welcome!

Also, just to clarify, I do not own purple bunny slippers. Mine are white shaggy sheep.

Sep 23

Fetch My Cluebat

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, September 23, 2010 in Islamofascist nutjobs, Political Correctness, religion of piece, terrorism

Is society this fucking stupid?? Has political correctness rendered us so impotent that we can no longer connect the dots??

The bomb went off in the lot between the Islamic Society [of Portland] and Back Bay Grill around 8:00 PM Tuesday night. Portland Police say Islamic elders came forward to tell them that a 13 year old from the Society was experimenting and was responsible for the bomb. Another bomb was also found undetinated [sic].

Police say it’s unclear if charges will be filed against the teenagers.

Oh, and don’t think the “elders” called the police on the kid. They came forward after the police started the investigation and had gathered enough evidence to figure out what had transpired. And they were making excuses for the teenager’s actions…. like it was a common, everyday occurence to have a 13 year old making a bomb outside their “society”. Maybe that flies in the Middle East, but not around here.

What would have happened if it had been a non-muslim teen that had tried to detonate a bomb at the “society”?? You can bet your sweet ass that would have made national news as a hate crime. But because it was a muslim teenager, charges might NOT be filed?? One thing is clear: Maine has a big problem, just as Michigan does. If they do not step up and enforce their laws, they will be totally lost.

Sep 22

Bonus Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 in Extra Hookers

I almost forgot to post the other side of the HotW.

Sep 21

The Pubic Hare

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, September 21, 2010 in Funny Pics, Teh Funny

I’m just gonna leave this here.

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Sep 21

Spiked Tea

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, September 21, 2010 in Politics

Today is one of those days. You know, when you are a bit underwhelmed by the news, and find it exciting to wash down your cabinetry because you got a new cleaner you are just dying to try. So yeah, that was my morning, washing my cabinets. Between that, having my mom here for a visit, hubby home for a week of leave, and a sick kid spewing germs all over the place, I wasn’t very excited to post anything. Oh, and I have a new dog. That has made life really interesting, and by “interesting” I mean “freakin’ circus.” For a person who has never owned dogs, I am adapting quite fine.

Anyway, like I said before I was not going to post anything today. But then I sat down to read the news, and found this:

Calling the movement part of a “noble” American tradition, Obama whined that Tea Partiers have simply misidentified the real culprits in Washington.

It’s those untax-and-spend Republicans, he insisted.

Not wise and frugal Democratic statesmen such as Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and himself.

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

And guess what? He is proposing to freeze discretionary spending. Why? Because he needs to cut down the debt that he “inherited.” I guess dissent is back to being patriotic, huh?

Update: Larry Summers resigning at the end of the year. Looks like another one got thrown under the bus. I wonder if this is the first step in cutting down the debt, and if there’s enough room under that bus for Turbo Tax Timothy Geithner ;)

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