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Girlie Booze of the Week
My mom is in town, and if y’all read the conversations post, you know I had to drink. I chose a wine from a local vineyard:
My photo skillz suck, I know. This is a blush, demi-sweet called White Black Spanish. It is great chilled or at room temperature, which is good, because after the storm I would have been pissed if my electricity went out causing the wine to get warm. You can’t tell, but the bottle is opened. It’s also half gone. Anyway, it is a very nice wine, fruity and sweet with a very pleasant bouquet. The label says it goes well with salads, sandwiches and desserts, but I find it goes exceptionally well with peace and quiet.









