You can’t buy happiness, but you can by alcohol and that’s kind of the same thing. — GMLand

RSS Feed

Headlines

  • Deadpool Problem

    There is an issue with reaching the deadpool site at the moment. You can get there from here: http://deadpool.hookersandbooze.com/. Apologies…
  • Joyce Brothers Passed Away - 1 Comment

    Popular psychologist, columnist, and television and film personality Joyce Brothers has died. She was…
  • Bad Week for Teh Prez - 2 Comments

    When it rains, you should expect a hurricane.
  • Jonathan Winters, RIP - 1 Comment

    His improv was awesome, his delivery precise, and his humor extraordinary. I was one of his many fans…
  • Roger Ebert dead at 70

    Roger Ebert dead at 70 of cancer according to the Chicago Sun-Times
Submit Headline

Sep 28

The Left is apparently unware of what constitutes a ‘joke’

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 in Politics

“I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can agree with me on that,” Perdue said. “You want people who don’t worry about the next election.”

http://projects.newsobserver.com/under_the_dome/perdue_suggests_suspending_congressional_elections_for_two_years_was_she_serious

Note the URL. ‘perdue_suggests_suspending_congressional_elections_for_two_years_was_she_serious’ vs. the updated headline on that page, ‘Perdue jokes about suspending Congressional elections for two years’.

It was a joke, see? You’re just too dumb to get it.

I’m not much into conspiracies and I’m not going to delve into thoughts of whether this was a trial balloon or whether SCOAMF* might actually try to do something like this. It sounded nutty when the left said it about Bush and it sounds nutty now too.

I just think these people are idiots. Oh, I’m sure they’d like for things to be different but I don’t think any of them would actually push something like this. Just like when SCOAMF said he wished he could bypass Congress.

For the moment I’m going to assume Gardasil made her retarded.

* Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. I’m not sure who came up with this but I first saw it at Ace’s.

Sep 28

Post Serious Discussion Hookers

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 in Extra Hookers