OH NOES!!! ELEVENTY!!!
Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, February 26, 2012 in Funny Pics, Randomness, Teh Funny, Total Bullshit
I guess my grandfather teaching me how to gut and pit a pig for a spit will come in handy.
Who knew, right??
Have a great Sunday!! 
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Personally, I think that Tennessee is misrepresented by the threat of Cthulu. Rather, the big threat, as well remembered during my childhood in Central Tennessee, is the Bell Witch of Adams, TN.
Yeah, I thought that was odd, too, mrmacs.
I think Cthulhu should be over in Florida instead.
Chtulhu will ultimately destroy us all, even the zombies. Geographic location makes no difference to his tentacular splendiferousness.
And wth is a Momo?
Well, I was surprised to see Texas represented by cannibals. Then I recalled that license plate promotion slogan – “Eat Me.”
Or was it “Don’t Mess With Texas.” Whatever. Effective either way, I suppose.
Crap Zombies I hate Zombies…..oh wait they have already started to invade look at capital protests last year.
First off, neither Cali, Arizona, new mexico and or Texas is being threatened with illegals. Apparently my states biggest problems is spiders.
Fair enough. We do have some astonishingly over sized arachnids. Kinda’ makes them easier to shoot when they’re all big like that, but whatever. If the internets says I need to be worried about spiders, who am I to argue?
The point is, North Dakota is a pussy state ripe for conquest. Their biggest problem? “A Leprechaun”. Not even a whole passle of them either. Just one. One fuggin’ Leprechaun and the whole state is suffering from a case of the fantods. My state is in imminent danger of being over run by hoards of mutant spiders and North Dakota is living like a shut in because of one short irish dude.
Screw you North Dakota, may the Corn Children of Nebraska run roughshod over your state and teach you the real meaning of fear.
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I certainly intend to be a canibal after the end of civilization begins. It’s better to eat than be eaten.
Where the fuck is “chupacabra”? Surely that’s an existential threat as well?
Zombies? you mean that all of OWS is gathering in PA?
Time to buy more ammo!
Zombies, bitch! I’m ready. . .
Nicole, here you go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_the_Monster
And WTF is up in Ohio?? DREAMS?? Really??
I thought our biggest threat here in the Land of Cheese and Beer was “The Alphabet” or maybe “Alcohol Check Point”.
Lizzie can vouch for my assertion.
I’m pretty sure the Ohio/Dreams thing is a reference to Freddy Kruger. I had to lol at the Hawaii/Tiki Curse one.
I figured that’s what it was, Mitchell.
Still, they should have just said “Freddy Krueger”, which is far more terrifying than “Dreams”.
When I looked at my home state, I was terrified at first, because I misread it as “Michael Moore.”
Anyway– Mike Myers? Sure, his career’s had some issues lately, but he was funny in Saturday Night Live.
Also, man, I do not want to move to Hoosierland. I hate hate hate Daylight Savings Time.
Also also, I would’ve had “chainsaw-wielding freaks” for Texas, but I suppose there’s some overlap there.
Fun map.
Cool, all I need to worry about it zombies. A 10/22 and a stack of 50 round mags and I’m set.
Apcray, I hate spiders. Oh well, time to stock up on Lysol and lighters.
Worms in Georgia? Buh?.
It seems to me that the danger of worms is much greater in Nevada, at least according to the documentary, “Tremors”.
I do have to wonder when we took care of the werewolf menace. I mean, there was nothing in the news.
They left out Pumpkinhead. Who, as everyone knows, resides in Arkansas!
Think I can handle the cannibals now that I have my machete.