Random Thoughts
I always feel like going on a spree. It’s usually the shopping type, but lately the killing type has been gaining traction.
Taking over the world would be a lot easier if there weren’t so many damn shiny things in it.
Sarcasm and attitude are much cheaper than therapy and bail money.
Everyone talks about people dying due to alcohol, but no one talks about how many are born because of it.
Dull women have immaculate homes, which is why I’m so fascinating.
Don’t ever say I never do anything for y’all
Have a great Saturday!!


you are infinitely fascinating for a human
[...] Hookers and Booze [...]
A hottie shouldn’t wear an outfit that hot on a hot day like this.
She’s not color coordinated…well at least as far as I can see.
Too skinny. Can’t run 10 miles? I’m just going O_O, and no…
Oooo, a summer picnic! Nom, nom!
WRT my comment last night, I’ll just add that next time Vodka happens by my place, and explains exactly what it meant, I’ll offer a translation. Because at the moment, I have exactly no idea what I was trying to say.
I did wonder, Sanyo. I have been trying to make sense of that all day!
hmmm…I wonder what her house looks like…