I always feel like going on a spree. It’s usually the shopping type, but lately the killing type has been gaining traction.
Taking over the world would be a lot easier if there weren’t so many damn shiny things in it.
Sarcasm and attitude are much cheaper than therapy and bail money.
Everyone talks about people dying due to alcohol, but no one talks about how many are born because of it.
Dull women have immaculate homes, which is why I’m so fascinating.
Don’t ever say I never do anything for y’all
Have a great Saturday!!