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Pre-Election Open Thread

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, November 2, 2012 in Funny Pics, Open Thread

Today is the last day for early voting, and in four more days, Election Day. I can say with certainty that most of our followers will not be voting for Prez Obama.

It’s my female intuition, I’m sure.

Anyway, I’m sure that the nominees were not everyone’s first choice. I know Governor Romney wasn’t mine. But I thought it would be fun for us to write in our perfect winning tickets.

So, who would be y’all’s perfect ticket? And “Pecker/ Riker” sucks, so don’t bother. That socialist shitbag would suck as a president, and y’all know it ;)

Bring on the comments

  1. ArmedGeek says:

    Kirk / Archer

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  2. John D says:

    Inspector Harry Callahan/Lt. Frank Bullitt

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  3. Jess says:


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  4. John Bolton/Sarah Palin 2012.

    With Nugent as UN Ambassador.

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  5. the botnet says:


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  6. PrimEvil says:


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  7. Mitchell says:

    Sauron / Saruman! They have great eye and hand coordination. :-P

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  8. Veeshir says:

    Mitchell gets off a good one.

    Zombie Washington/Zombie Reagan

    The 0nly bad part is that they’d probably starve in DC.

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  9. Sentry says:

    Tucker and Dale!

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  10. Nicole says:


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  11. Hairy Thunderer says:

    Most good: Zombie Washington / Zombie Lincoln

    Most evil: Cthulhu / Old Ones

    Darkside: Sidious/Vader

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  12. PrimEvil says:

    Li’l Abner/Earthquake Muldoon

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  13. ChrisP says:


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  14. Sentry says:

    By the way, have any of you ever read Lovecraft? Seriously, they take down Cthulhu by backing the frigging boat up? Seriously? Why didn’t Quint think of that?

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  15. Lobo says:

    Wanna see a scumbag ??

    Jim Turner, https://www.facebook.com/jim.turner.123276?sk=wall

    And here’s why, http://barracudabrigade.blogspot.com/2012/11/voter-fraud-alert-wow-obama-supporter.html
    He’s already voted FOUR times, and plans on one more. If anyone lives near this area, you have the duty to turn this so-called “christian” in.

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  16. BC says:

    Pres/VP: West/Ryan
    SecDef: Bolton
    SecState: Limbaugh
    SecInterior: N. Dakota Gov. Dalrymple
    SecLabor: Former GE CEO Welch
    SecHHS: Coulter
    SecAg: Anyone who will do away with the bullshit subsidies, especially the bio-fuel ones.

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  17. Why didn’t Quint think of that?


    You win :D

  18. ooGcM taobmaetS says:

    Arpaio/Pliskin -- or vice versa.

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  19. Radical Redneck says:

    Secretary to the *gag* UN: A Bunker

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  20. maestrosemprinin says:

    Military semi autos and dozens of sidearms stolen from 5 gun shops and a Bass Pro in Minneapolis/St. Paul in the last 2 weeks.
    Rejection is unacceptable to Liberals.

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  21. SJ says:

    Scratch Dalyrmple as your IntSec -- he is a Rhino through and through. Look at how our state budget has increased almost exponentially. He had the gift of oil taxes dropped in his lap and does nothing but spend,spend,spend. He’s better than the Dem candidate, but not by much.

    Rick Grimes “Because this isn’t a democracy anymore.”

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  22. DaninVan says:

    The simple solution; don’t feed the trolls!

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  23. DiV, that was in Sheila Jackson Lee’s district. To say that it’s a racially divided, liberal hellhole is to be charitable.

  24. pink Floyd says:

    Thomas Sowell/Lost Girl

    Sec. of Defense, General Scipio

    Sowell because he’s brilliant

    Lost Girl because she’s HOT and will kick your ass if you step out of line.

    Scipio because he’s the only man in history who knows how to fight a war.

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