Pre-Election Open Thread
Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, November 2, 2012 in Funny Pics, Open Thread
Today is the last day for early voting, and in four more days, Election Day. I can say with certainty that most of our followers will not be voting for Prez Obama.
It’s my female intuition, I’m sure.
Anyway, I’m sure that the nominees were not everyone’s first choice. I know Governor Romney wasn’t mine. But I thought it would be fun for us to write in our perfect winning tickets.
So, who would be y’all’s perfect ticket? And “Pecker/ Riker” sucks, so don’t bother. That socialist shitbag would suck as a president, and y’all know it 
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Kirk / Archer
Inspector Harry Callahan/Lt. Frank Bullitt
West/Poe
John Bolton/Sarah Palin 2012.
With Nugent as UN Ambassador.
Limbaugh/Levin
West/Bolton
Sauron / Saruman! They have great eye and hand coordination.
Mitchell gets off a good one.
Zombie Washington/Zombie Reagan
The 0nly bad part is that they’d probably starve in DC.
Tucker and Dale!
Ash/Pliskin
Most good: Zombie Washington / Zombie Lincoln
Most evil: Cthulhu / Old Ones
Darkside: Sidious/Vader
Li’l Abner/Earthquake Muldoon
Bolton/West
Sec-Def/Plisken
By the way, have any of you ever read Lovecraft? Seriously, they take down Cthulhu by backing the frigging boat up? Seriously? Why didn’t Quint think of that?
Wanna see a scumbag ??
Jim Turner, https://www.facebook.com/jim.turner.123276?sk=wall
And here’s why, http://barracudabrigade.blogspot.com/2012/11/voter-fraud-alert-wow-obama-supporter.html
He’s already voted FOUR times, and plans on one more. If anyone lives near this area, you have the duty to turn this so-called “christian” in.
Pres/VP: West/Ryan
SecDef: Bolton
SecState: Limbaugh
SecInterior: N. Dakota Gov. Dalrymple
SecLabor: Former GE CEO Welch
SecHHS: Coulter
SecAg: Anyone who will do away with the bullshit subsidies, especially the bio-fuel ones.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You win
Arpaio/Pliskin -- or vice versa.
Secretary to the *gag* UN: A Bunker
FYI
Military semi autos and dozens of sidearms stolen from 5 gun shops and a Bass Pro in Minneapolis/St. Paul in the last 2 weeks.
FYI
Rejection is unacceptable to Liberals.
Scratch Dalyrmple as your IntSec -- he is a Rhino through and through. Look at how our state budget has increased almost exponentially. He had the gift of oil taxes dropped in his lap and does nothing but spend,spend,spend. He’s better than the Dem candidate, but not by much.
Rick Grimes “Because this isn’t a democracy anymore.”
Y’all are SERIOUSLY missing out on some great fun. Jenn has A PROLIFIC TROLL! One who has been infestering her crib for years. Rabid, venal, hate-filled uber idiotic and non-stop. This freak is more deranged than KKKayinsane, and more tenacious than Um Yeah. He trolls hers, and about 30 other conservative sites 24/7. A major league moonbat. x 1,000,000
Every thread there is like the Old School Rott™ A veritable bareknuckle brawl.
He NEVER gives up. He gets cockpunched from about 100 different angles in every thread. But ALWAYS returns.
Go to any thread here and check out “Lester Liberalmann” You have to see it to believe it. The whole thing is morbidly hilarious!
The simple solution; don’t feed the trolls!
What in Hell is going on down there?!
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2012/11/03/breaking_naacp_takes_over_polling_station_advocates_for_president_obama_at_houston_polling_location
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DiV, that was in Sheila Jackson Lee’s district. To say that it’s a racially divided, liberal hellhole is to be charitable.
Thomas Sowell/Lost Girl
Sec. of Defense, General Scipio
Sowell because he’s brilliant
Lost Girl because she’s HOT and will kick your ass if you step out of line.
Scipio because he’s the only man in history who knows how to fight a war.