ZURICH - Blues musician Johnny Winter is dead at age 70, according to Zurich police. Although no foul…
Mope gets points for being the first to send news.
"And don't forget: keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars."
British actor Bob Hoskins, whose varied career ranged from noir drama "Mona Lisa" to animated fantasy…
Funny hooker story from Marion County-Ocala, Florida. A hooker with morals? No way!
Thanks to my friend Viviana.
#10- “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”
#9- “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”
#8- “Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states.”
#7- “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”
#6- “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”
#5- “Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.”
#4- “Hey! Now you’ll have more time to play with your unicorn.”
#3- “Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?”
#2- “Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.”
And the Number One response:
Seriously, I have used two of these so far last week.
“Forward!!” was sure as hell one of them.
Have a great Monday!!