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Dec 21

Worst Apocalypse Ever

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, December 21, 2012 in Open Thread, Teh Funny

Well, dang….

Last night I was having trouble sleeping after being twisted like a pretzel at therapy, so I stayed up to watch a sorta sci fi flick called Python. Look, it had William Zabka and Casper van Dien in it. Stop judging me!! Anyway, after it was over I happened to glance at the time, and saw that it was after midnight. That had me thinking about the heightened security the schools were going to be enjoying, and the sandwich board-wearing peeps walking around, and Nazca Lines, and Chariots of the Gods. I knew it was time for me to take a muscle relaxer and call it a night.

And then I woke up this morning.

marvin lol

Stupid interpreters…

And what did y’all think would, or still might happen??