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The Raven Never Quoth

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, January 19, 2013 in Awesomeness, Funny Pics, Icon

It’s Edgar Allan Poe’s birthday today. In celebration, I shall imbibe some Amontillado tonight.


Intense as shit, y’all!!

Have a great Saturday!! :D

Bring on the comments

  1. Tiberius says:

    If you really wanted to honour him, you would drink a cask of it ;)

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  2. Dude, I only found one, ONE bottle in the entire city!!

    And it’s all mine :D

  3. Reiuxcat says:

    Cool, Spurs are in Atlanta tonight so I’ll do some honoring there with something EtOHey.

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  4. maestro semprinin says:

    Once upon a midnight clear ‘e
    Found the fridge ‘ad no more beer ‘e
    Set out for the Quiktrip on a mission to obtain some more,

    When ‘e saw their coolers empty,
    Cursed the clerk with all contempt ‘e
    Turned and stomped then slammed the door,
    While gazing skyward to implore,
    Where could ‘e get 24?
    “Just one case Lord, nothing more.”
    The fault lies with those Scabs at Lohr.*

    Lohr Distributing busted the Teamsters. Convenient excuse for a lame rhyme.
    Cheers anyway

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  5. Terrapod says:

    Good thing this was before Obongocare, or he would be on prozac and curled up stoned on some park bench in Seattle when not panhandling.

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