If the driver doesn’t come back with just the steering wheel once in a while, the rest of the team thinks he’s not trying hard enough. — NASCAR Crew Chief
If the driver doesn’t come back with just the steering wheel once in a while, the rest of the team thinks he’s not trying hard enough.
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Nice job, thanks.
The mom one and the sperm one had me rolling in tears.
And very nice *ahem* ending
I actually had a friend who said “You’re too drunk to walk, you should drive.”
Of course, that was in 1981 or so when MADD was just getting started.
Back when, if you were pulled over for drunk driving less than a mile from your house the cop told you to go home.
“Fuck this shit o’clock” is my favorite time of the day.
I like how we got 3 hookers!
I love the holidays.
Well crap. Here it is, not even 10 o’clock, and I’ve read the best thing I’ll read all day.
//back to bed.
I always love going through these Random features whenever they get posted posted on H & B…they are must-reads for me.
We don’t need another pic of the Republican washroom on Capitol Hill.
Best random yet.
Heavy sprinkling of hookers is welcome as well.
oranges, turtle and the liver…. ROTFL
ALways a great day!!!
My curiosity forces me to admit that I don’t understand the one with the two pictures over the bed.Somebody please throw me a bone!
They’re voiceprints, TOWG.
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Thank you for helping me start my day off right!
Nice job, thanks.
The mom one and the sperm one had me rolling in tears.
And very nice *ahem* ending
I actually had a friend who said “You’re too drunk to walk, you should drive.”
Of course, that was in 1981 or so when MADD was just getting started.
Back when, if you were pulled over for drunk driving less than a mile from your house the cop told you to go home.
“Fuck this shit o’clock” is my favorite time of the day.
I like how we got 3 hookers!
I love the holidays.
Well crap. Here it is, not even 10 o’clock, and I’ve read the best thing I’ll read all day.
//back to bed.
I always love going through these Random features whenever they get posted posted on H & B…they are must-reads for me.
We don’t need another pic of the Republican washroom on Capitol Hill.
Best random yet.
Heavy sprinkling of hookers is welcome as well.
oranges, turtle and the liver…. ROTFL
ALways a great day!!!
My curiosity forces me to admit that I don’t understand the one with the two pictures over the bed.Somebody please throw me a bone!
They’re voiceprints, TOWG.
[...] in here. Related posts here and [...]