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Feb 28

Thursday Random

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, February 28, 2013 in Randomness



Feb 27

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, February 27, 2013 in HOTW

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Feb 26

Because Speaking Fwench TOTALLY Qualifies One to Be an Idiot

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, February 26, 2013 in Idiotarians, Politics

And so it begins. Our esteamed (yes, I misspelled that on purpose, and it hurt) Secretary of State John “Effing” Kerry is now in Europe, trying to soothe ruffled feathers or something. Just their feathers, though. Not ours.

“People have sometimes wondered about why our Supreme Court allows one group or another to march in a parade even though it’s the most provocative thing in the world and they carry signs that are an insult to one group or another,” he added.

“The reason is, that’s freedom, freedom of speech. In American you have a right to be stupid -- if you want to be,” he said, prompting laughter. “And you have a right to be disconnected to somebody else if you want to be.

“And we tolerate it. We somehow make it through that. Now, I think that’s a virtue. I think that’s something worth fighting for,” he added. “The important thing is to have the tolerance to say, you know, you can have a different point of view.”

Yes, he did say “In American”. Now, coming from anyone else, I wouldn’t be bothered. He’s right: you do have a right to be stupid. But this is the same guy who said, “You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq,” which implied that if you’re not educated, you go into the military. And as y’all know, HE SERVED IN VIETNAM!!!ELEVENTY111!!!! He defends the right to be stupid, because without the stupid vote, we wouldn’t have Obama, or him as Sec State.

If he is out to make Prez Obama look good, he is not doing a good job of it.

Feb 25

Like We Needed Proof

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 25, 2013 in Celebutards, Politics

If you had doubts that Hollywood is an arm of the White House, you shouldn’t now.

Michelle Obama surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture award

On an evening when the most elite gather to give each other props, I found it rather apropos to have the Cremè de Politics give the award for Best Picture.

Y’all can go vomit if you haven’t done so by now.

Feb 24

The Oscars, or Time to Watch Paint Dry

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, February 24, 2013 in AssHatery, Celebutards, Movies

Tonight is that awards show of awards shows, the Academy Awards. This is the award given to those who their peers consider as having delivered the performance of a lifetime, or rather the previous ten months, really.

Fred Astaire never won.

Marilyn Monroe never won.

Peter O’Toole never won.

Cary Grant never won.

oscar funny

Some may have received the Lifetime Achievement Award for “sticking around long enough”. But they never won a competitive award. And that’s what counts to those myopic, fishbowl-living, Brown Derby-styling celebutardic actors. Frankly, I like to call it the Meyer Awards. Let’s face it: it’s a bunch of weenies full of bologna.

It’s too bad I gave up booze for Lent. It would have been a nice drinking game every time someone brought up some libtardic talking point in their winning speech :D

Feb 22

Sensory Underload

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 22, 2013 in Open Thread, Teh Funny

This morning I was drinking my coffee in preparation for Lent Friday. It tasted a bit off, which made me pause. Why?? WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN ON A DAY I CAN’T EAT???

Oh, right…. I forgot to measure for the Keurig™ filter correctly.

I hate that. Anyway, it got me thinking about our senses.

five senses

If I had to live without one, I would choose smell. Why? Because February is skunk mating season.

Which one can you live without??

Hat tip: BC :D

Feb 21

Thursday Random

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, February 21, 2013 in Randomness



Feb 20

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, February 20, 2013 in HOTW


Feb 19

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, February 19, 2013 in Awesomeness, Randomness

Well, it’s Lent, so I’m not imbibing. That usually means I don’t have a Girlie Drink. But since I forgot to let ArmedGeek know, I shall feature what I have been drinking.

coffeepot drinker

Ever since I got the Keurig from Hubby, it has been that bad. Except no coffeepot is actually involved. Nor fang-like nails. But the ease in which one can acquire a cup of coffee is directly proportional to the amount one consumes in a day.

Anyway, how do y’all take your coffee?

Feb 16

Astral Pet Peeve

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, February 16, 2013 in Last Frontier, Nature, Rants

As news came of the meteor crashing in Russia, NASA sent out a press release that the meteor had absolutely nothing to do with Asteroid 2012 DA14, which came within 20 minutes of Earth.

Oh, sure, it was a smidge over 17,000 miles from our planet, but it’s more dramatic when measured in freakin’ minutes.

Anyway, everyone was still wigging out, and the one thing that really made me boil was…. the name.

Asteroid 2012 DA14

The hell?? I understand that we are rather limited in our English language and that NASA and the Astronomical Naming Union have certain guidelines for naming celestial bodies. But really, there are about 6,500 spoken languages, of which roughly 4,000 are spoken widely, and there are other alphabets we can use. Tamil has 69 characters in its alphabet! Heh, I typed ’69’. Anyway, with all the brou ha ha over the Mayan calendar, why not name it something way cool to scare the hell out of everyone? They were tracking it since February of 2012. Seems to me they missed the perfect opportunity to name it….


See? How awesome would that have been??

I swear, if they let me name astral bodies, I would do it for free.