Gotcha!!
Of course, y’all knew this was bound to happen sooner or later. Frankly, I thought it would have happened way sooner, but they aren’t the swiftest boats out there:
NAACP, Left-Leaning Media Groups Form Tea Party Tracking Site
That’s right, they are out to watch YOU!!! BOO!! The name of the tripe site is “teapartytracker [dot] org, and it will feature blog entries, interviews with people at rallies, and twittering, along with ” a picture of a T-shirt they say someone spotted at a rally that reads, ‘Blacks own slaves in Mauitania (sic), Sudan, Niger, and Haiti’” [italics mine]. Read it again: a pic of a shirt THEY SAY SOMEONE SPOTTED. Desperation?
The site, sponsored by the NAACP, Think Progress, New Left Media and Media Matters for America, will monitor “racism and other forms of extremism within the Tea Party movement. We call on the Tea Party to repudiate extremists among their ranks and join in civil dialogue with all Americans.”
Civil dialogue?? Is that what they call using the Race Card? Oh, and last I checked, the Tea Partiers are very good about swiftly repudiating those who come into rallies showing extreme views, especially those masquerading as Tea Partiers, just looking for dirt to post on youtube. Oh, and here’s their catchy motto: “A watched teapot never boils.” Pretty dated saying, isn’t it? Freakin’ morons apparently never learned real science. Just wait until this November. You’ll see a boiling teapot up close and damn personal.
Better Off Dead
What is it with Hollywood actors lately?? I mean, if it’s not guzzling Hugo Chavez’ swill, it’s crap like this:
Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News.
“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” Cusack tweeted.
Seriously, this is a WTF moment for me. I know John Cusack is a HUGE Obamabot…. his entire family is very liberal, from his sisters Ann and Joan to his late father, Dick. I grew up on John’s movies. I grew up wanting to be Mrs. John Cusack. I wanted to be serenaded to Peter Gabriel, and to be taken to Dodger’s Stadium after competing on the K-12. I wanted the dream, back when I was a teenager and still could think actors had some scruples. But that dream died a while back, and even though he was still a fine actor, there is a line you just do not cross.
So, fuck you, John. Fuck your insipid twattle, you twatmoldy fucktard. You have killed what little respect I still may have harbored deep in the well of my soul for you. Whatever your views may be, they do not excuse your call for death threats against anyone. What happens if one of your idiot Twit followers decides to glorify your words?? What then, you insipid little needleprick? If ANYTHING deserves to die is your pathetic career, you disgusting slab of pig offal. Consider this a Dear John letter, you hobknocking wanker. And while you’re off trying to save your career from damage, try checking your pathetic twitterings before you post, you fucking moron.
Dingy Racist
Could it be that Brian Sandoval, an American of Hispanic descent, is beating the everliving offal out of his son, Rory, that has Harry Reid so upset? Or maybe he’s just RAAAAACIST?? I’m guessing it’s a little of both.
Via Ace.
And from an American of Hispanic descent:
FUCK YOU, HARRY, AND THE DONKEY RIDING YOUR ASS.
Oh, Gag….
Now comes word from that most politically savvy entertainer, Lady Gag Me Gaga, that she will protest Arizona’s SB 1070 law:
“We have to be active. We have to protest. . . . I will yell and I will scream louder,” the 24-year-old pop sensation told the sold-out audience…
And I have to say, she tends to scream and yell very well. But as we know hypocrisy knows no bounds:
“I will hold you, and we will hold each other, and we will peaceably protest this state.”
Peaceably???? Last I checked, yelling and screaming were not peaceful. Nevermind the majority of Arizonans, hell, AMERICANS are in favor of the law. That doesn’t matter to this addlepated twit. During the concert she went on about a kid whose home was raided over a “parking ticket or something”, and his brother deported. I can’t even begin to type about everything that is wrong with that story. After calling the arrest “disgusting”, the Too-Late-To-Be-Madonna wannabe went on to say this gem:
“I think it’s important that people understand that it’s a state of emergency for this place and this state”
You’re right, Lady Tatas. It IS a state of emergency in that state, and every other state. What your two braincells and axon fail to realize, is that this “state of emergency” is due to the very illegals YOU are supporting. THEY are a financial drain to the state, but you don’t see that, since you don’t have to deal with it. You can just go on and demand people pay $75 to see you wail in your ridiculous underwear, being surrounded by eunuchs. And lest y’all think I’m being unkind (fuck, I know y’all don’t), here are her finally hypocritical words on the subject of boycotting Arizona:
But Lady Gaga stopped short of dumping her tour dates like big name acts Kanye West and Rage Against the Machine who boycotted the state in protest of SB 1070.
“I got a phone call from a couple really big rock and rollers, big pop stars, big rap artists, and they said, ‘We’d like you to boycott Arizona . . . because of SB 1070,” she told the cheering crowd.
“I said, ‘Do you really think that us dumb (expletive) pop stars are going to collapse the economy of Arizona?”
So, I have a few questions for the Gag Bitch du Jour. Do you require that a person pay for a ticket to see your show? What would you do if a bunch of people were sneaking into your concert, but Security could not ask if they had a ticket? How about those people who download your version of what I call “music”? Would you be upset if they didn’t pay, and got free music because you had enough money to cover their thievery? Until such time as you give your assets away for illegal downloads and concert-goers, kindly shut the fuck up. I don’t need some syphilitic, twatmoldy parasite preaching to ME about SB 1070. Go suck one of your eunuchs waiting for me to care about your opinion.
Adorable When He Sputters
You know, lately I have come to realize, it can’t be easy being Robert Gibbs. But seeing as he wanted the job, I can only sit back and enjoy the show.
Pigs in Space
Trust me when I say, that headline makes more sense than this one:
NASA Chief: Next Frontier Better Relations With Muslim World
What. The. HELL???
Though international diplomacy would seem well outside NASA’s orbit, Bolden said in an interview with Al Jazeera that strengthening those ties was among the top tasks President Obama assigned him. He said better interaction with the Muslim world would ultimately advance space travel.
I’m sorry, what part of NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION does Prez Obama NOT understand? Where the blooming fuck does it say they are a branch of the Diplomatic Corps(e)? And giving an interview with Al Jazzera before the rest of us know about this? Holy fuck, how blatant can you get??
“It is a matter of trying to reach out and get the best of all worlds, if you will, and there is much to be gained by drawing in the contributions that are possible from the Muslim (nations),” he said. He held up the International Space Station as a model, praising the contributions there from the Russians and the Chinese.
However, Bolden denied the suggestion that he was on a diplomatic mission — in a distinctly non-diplomatic role.
“Not at all. It’s not a diplomatic anything,” he said.
Oh, so his task to “reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science … and math and engineering” is NOT a “diplomatic anything”? And why the fucking hell do we have to help them “feel good” about contributions made over a thousand years ago?? What the twatmoldy fuck have they contributed lately? Why don’t we take a look at all of the Muslim achievements, eh?
I had high hopes for NASA when Major General Bolden was picked to head the agency. I sincerely hope experience was not trumped by race in this case, but I have a feeling I could be dead wrong.
Poll Dancing Weenies
I am not one to pay attention to polls. I find very few of them to be useful, and feel that most of them are out to sway public opinion in someone’s favor. Case in point: the fracas between Daily Kos founder Markos *spit* Moulitsas and Research 2000, a polling firm. And this poll is no different:
At first glance, this seems innocuous, until you peruse the rest of the polls and find that this is the only one they closed off to voting. The other polls are still open to vote. Then you have this:
Only 63 percent of those Americans surveyed think that our sitting president is serving in the office legally. Is it the success of the “right wing conspiracy” or failure of our academic instruction in civics and government that would lead 24 percent of respondents into believing Barack Obama was born in another country, and another 13 percent to be apparently unaware that the U.S. Constitution requires that the president of the United States be a “natural born citizen”?
How about option C: failure of our civics lessons such that 63 percent of the population is clueless to the meaning of “natural born citizen”, or option D: an attempt by the “left wing media” to redefine “natural born citizen” and push their agenda?
See? I can play the game, too.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ooglay*
So, perusing the news this AM I find some good, some bad, and some just…. stomach churning. First, The Good:
The Supreme Court affirms gun rights nationwide. Chicago burns.
Senator Robert Byrd (KKK-WV) has passed away. Senate is looking for a taxidermist, since this places the so-called financial reform bill in limbo, seeing as Byrd is gone and Brown (RINO-MA) is currently finding his balls by hinting he’ll vote against it.
Over in Great Britain, the new Coalition government is hoisting its trousers, announcing a proposal that would require employers to place foreign workers on private health insurance to avoid “undue burden” on their National Health Service, AKA socialized medicine.
The IPCC is once again taking it in the shorts. Sadly, Al Gore cannot be reached for comment.
Now for The Bad:
Things turned fwench at the G20 in Toronto. It’s not unusual for protesters to gather at these globalization circlejerks, but sure seems like Toronto was caught a bit off-guard.
Prez Obama decides to get serious. Country will burn.
Prez Clinton counsels to blow up the well. If anyone knows anything about blowing, it’s him, I suppose.
Lastly, for The Ooglay:
Elena Kagan begins the confirmation hearings process. Meanwhile, the moron tasked with sealing the borders confesses it will never happen, and that border control is not the answer to “immigration reform”.
* I just could not defame that classic.
Update [ArmedGeek]: I hope Aggie doesn’t mind me stepping on her post a bit but I think this is a good place for this.
U.S. Arrests 10 on Charges of Being Agents for Russia
Ten people have been arrested for allegedly serving as secret agents of the Russian government with the goal of penetrating U.S. government policymaking circles.
Can we stop calling these fuckers “allies” yet ?
Stupidity, Thy Name is Democrat
There are no words, y’all….NONE!!!!
In a sort of word, PWNED!!
Edit (ArmedGeek): Fixed video. Fucking Youtube.
Second edit (Aggie): Thanks, boss!
I Really Didn’t Need to Know….
…..that Al Gore is a “crazed sex poodle”.
…..that a former (and there’s a reason for her being “former”) stripper is attempting to rip off the Naked Cowboy.
…..that weight gain is problematic in lemurs.
…..that George Soros now believes he is in charge of the EMU.
…..that the guy who helped eradicate smallpox from the world is predicting humanity’s extinction. Thanks a heap.
…..that the Zombie Apocalypse started, and apparently it was fake. Fucker….
…..that there is a tarantula cocktail. No, really.
…..that there is an Helen Thomas Award for journalistic excellence. No, really.
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