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Apr 17

Thursday Random

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, April 17, 2014 in Awesomeness, Bonus Hooker, Funny Pics, Randomness, Teh Funny

ozzy bat lol

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Apr 10

Thursday Random

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, April 10, 2014 in Awesomeness, Extra Hookers, Funny Pics, Randomness, Teh Funny

goldfish lol

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Apr 5

Teaching: You’re Doing It Right

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, April 5, 2014 in Awesomeness, Everyday Hero, Teh Funny

As much as I love the guy’s storytelling abilities, I have to give kudos to the teacher for pairing people up to make sure hilarity ensued.

story lol

I wish my English profs had been this awesome :D

Apr 3

Thursday Random

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, April 3, 2014 in Awesomeness, Funny Pics, Randomness, Teh Funny

get drunk lol

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Mar 14

Guess What Day It Is??

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, March 14, 2014 in Awesomeness, holiday, Teh Funny

It is March 14th. This is the day most revered by men everywhere. Why? Because after the mental breakdown of February 14th, every guy deserves to be repaid in kind.

steak and bj ad

So gentlemen, make sure to remind your lady of your sacrifices on Valentine’s Day, so that she may accommodate your preferences today. If y’all need help, you can always go to the official website for more details.

Not that y’all need them ;)

Mar 2

Happy Texas Independence Day!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, March 2, 2014 in Awesomeness, History, Personal

That’s right. We still celebrate our independence here. And unlike some other people over by California, we don’t get pissed off if you are wearing a T-shirt with the Stars and Stripes on it.

texas flag

Also of note, it is our esteemed hosts celebration of another complete trip around Sol, so make sure to give him some luv in the comments, ya hear??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARMEDGEEK!!

And may you have many, many more :D

Feb 24

Buh-bye, and I Hope They Go in Threes

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 24, 2014 in Awesomeness, Celebutards, Idiotarians

This weekend amid the heart wrenching hells of Venezuela, Ukraine, Syria, Thailand, and God only knows how many other countries, comes some good news. First off, Alec Baldwin is just plain givin’ up.

baldwin gives up

He’s just tired of being hounded by the “Gay Department of Justice”, y’all. He is tired of fighting TMZ photogs and wants to quit public life, so logically he is leaving NYC to move to LA, you know, home of TMZ and Hollywood.

Logic is not his friend.

On the heels of that bit of serendipity, comes the news that Piers Morgan’s show has been given the axe. And I don’t mean rank deodorant, which in hind sight would have been an improvement. I guess viewers of all political and ideological leanings got tired of his condescending schtick. Sure didn’t help that he came to a country that beat his own with muskets, either. And I am sure that being a know-it-all didn’t fly well, especially in view of his many phone hacking scandals during his time as a tabloid editor back in UK. Common manners dictate that you don’t shit on your host’s welcome mat.

As to the third, we can only speculate on who it could be. Personally, I’m kinda hoping it’s the entire cast of The View :D

Feb 19

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, February 19, 2014 in Awesomeness, HOOKER!!, HOTW

Sports Illustrated decided to fuck with everyone and put BARBIE on the cover of their Swimsuit Issue. And no, I don’t mean Barbie Benton. I mean the freakin’ doll.

But at least they gave us Kate Upton in Zero G.

Kate Upton

Go ahead and click a couple of times to embiggenify. Just remember to come back to the post to comment. Otherwise no one will read your drooling missives ;)

Jan 13

Winning by Presenting

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 13, 2014 in Awesomeness, Movies, Social

I swear, if this happened more often, I would watch awards shows.

emma thompson awards

Emma Thompson, presenting the Golden Globe for Best Screenplay, decided to do so by holding her Louboutins and a martini.

emma thompson awards2

Like a boss.

I want to be like her when I grow up. But I want to look like Helen Mirren when I do ;)

Oct 4

Playing Dress-Up

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, October 4, 2013 in Awesomeness, Funny Pics, Open Thread

Halloween is almost here, y’all.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

And yes, I shall be wearing a costume this year, as I do every year. Keeping in mind I have to keep it family friendly, it has become a chore to do. Seriously, this is the time of the year where all the women can dress slutty and no one would bat an eye (see what I did there??). But that ain’t for me. You are reading the gal who once dressed up like a spoon, because I could.

God's gift costume

And I bet at least one of y’all will make that costume to wear this year.

So what is the best costume y’all have ever seen, or donned? :D