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May 18

Salute!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, May 18, 2013 in Awesomeness, Military

Happy Armed Forces Day

armedforcesday2013

They may wear different uniforms, but they’re playing for the same team. Happy Armed Forces Day to our brothers and sisters in the US Army, US Navy, US Air Force, Marines, and US Coast Guard.

Thank you for having our backs. Rest assured we have yours.

May 4

Some Men…

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, May 4, 2013 in Awesomeness, Randomness

…..just want to watch the world burn.

third rock firepit

Found here.

Yes, y’all have seen it before, but I love the way the artist manages to stick it to the AGW dolts :D

Apr 26

Tall Tales

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, April 26, 2013 in Awesomeness, Open Thread

Some of y’all may know, last weekend I got to meet Chef Curtis Stone. That was a total blast! Several friends have expressed complete jealousy over that, but it really was pure luck how we got to meet him. Thank you, Lady!

Anyway, it got me to thinking…. Mr. Stone is not the most famous person I’ve ever met. I got to meet Cheap Trick (volunteered as a backstage hand freshman year), Stevie Ray Vaughn (bus broke down at college after a concert and he came out to entertain students), Emmitt Smith (he came into my store to shop for his mom), among others (*cough* Troy Aikman *cough*). I will just say I never stood in line to meet these people. It just happened. But none of the meets were weird, save one.

meet someone famous

I was twelve at the time, and our class was on a school field trip to our state capital, to tour the Capitol. See what I did there? Anyway, I was a curious little bugger, and wanted to read every. little. plaque. posted around the place. Next thing I know, I am wandering a different floor, and in desperate need of a bathroom. While looking around for a sign, two gentlemen exit a big room and come towards me. One of them, the older one, asks if I’m ok. I tell him I am lost, and need the bathroom, so he tells me to follow them and he will show me the nearest one.

In retrospect, that sounds like the beginning of a nightmare. But this is the Capitol.

Anyway, he escorts me to the bathroom on the floor below, then gives me instructions to where my class is probably headed. A little concierge is standing nearby with her mouth open. I tell the gentleman thank you, and he tells me I am welcome and to have a great day here. Afterwards, I come out of the bathroom to find the little concierge still there. I tell her hello, and she asks me, “You know who that was??” in a very thick Asian accent.

And as I shake my head, she says, “That was the GOVERNOR!!”

That’s right: Governor Bill Clements escorted me to the bathroom. Talk about Outer Limits.

And what was your most famous weird encounter? :)

Apr 21

Hubble’s 23rd Birthday!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, April 21, 2013 in Awesomeness, Last Frontier

And we get the present!

horsehead-nebula-hubble-620

NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope has snapped a spectacular new image of an iconic nebula to celebrate its 23 years of peering deep into the heavens.

The Hubble observatory, which launched on April 24, 1990, captured the Horsehead Nebula in infrared light, peering through obscuring veils of dust to reveal the object’s hidden features.

I don’t know….doesn’t look like a horse’s head to me. Looks like a man with his back turned towards me, his arms out, and head looking down. Like a Calvin Klein astronomy ad.

Hope y’all have a great Sunday!!

Apr 17

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, April 17, 2013 in Awesomeness, HOTW

Well, today’s HOTW is exceptional and not along the H&B norm, but ArmedGeek ain’t here, so here you go:

buff navy gal

Thanks to Conservative Hideout for the inspiration ;)

Apr 14

Rise and Shiny!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, April 14, 2013 in Awesomeness, Bonus Hooker, HOOKER!!

Well, it’s Sunday, and I really don’t feel like yapping about politics, so here is a poll for you:

Pink?

garter and ruffled undies

Or black?

lace garters and fishnets

You decide.

I’m off to take the kidlets shopping for Mom Day :D

Apr 8

A Friendly FYI

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 8, 2013 in Awesomeness, blogosphere, Extra Hookers

There has been a bit of a tweak in the time-space continuum.

Soylent Green had to rebuild his blog over at the other platform from hell Blogger, and his deliciousness can be found at several places, including Soylent Siberia, The Soylent Sage, and Soylent Green.

Just stick with Soylent Siberia for the most part. Even though it’s Blogger.

And I have now been informed that our blogger friend, XBradTC, has a new (well, “new” in that he is now actively posting stuff there) blog. His deliciousness can be found over at The Captives. A sample:

garter and desk

He likes tushies, and so do y’all.

Consider this my public service announcement for the week ;)

Mar 5

Icon of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 in Awesomeness, Icon, Retro hooker

It has been a long time since I featured an icon. But I was watching Vertigo a few days ago, and remembered how beautiful and striking Kim Novak was back in the day.

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The first movie I saw her in was Bell Book and Candle. I loved that movie, and my dad said if I really liked her, I should watch Vertigo. Needless to say, that was awesome. And then she quietly retired to Oregon, where she raised horses and llamas.

Is it any wonder I like her??

kim novak2

And she liked pearls, too.

If y’all would like to watch some of her movies, Turner Classic Movies will be hosting a Kim Novak tribute with an interview and several of her films on March 6. Grab some popcorn :)

Mar 2

Texas Independence Day

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, March 2, 2013 in Awesomeness, History

texas independence day

While battle raged at the Alamo 177 years ago, a free Republic was born when delegates from across Texas met to declare their independence from a Mexican government that had “ceased to protect the lives, liberty, and property of the people, from whom its legitimate powers are derived.”

The men who declared Texas Independence knew with every fiber of their being what the price of liberty was, and that same appreciation of liberty still guides the Lone Star State today. We owe it to those who sacrificed it all to fight back whenever freedom is threatened.

I hope you have a happy Texas Independence Day, remember the brave Texians who laid it all on the line, and always stand for liberty.  — Senator Ted Cruz

Texas will always stand for Freedom and will always push back against tyranny. Y’all would do well to remember that.

Feb 19

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, February 19, 2013 in Awesomeness, Randomness

Well, it’s Lent, so I’m not imbibing. That usually means I don’t have a Girlie Drink. But since I forgot to let ArmedGeek know, I shall feature what I have been drinking.

coffeepot drinker

Ever since I got the Keurig from Hubby, it has been that bad. Except no coffeepot is actually involved. Nor fang-like nails. But the ease in which one can acquire a cup of coffee is directly proportional to the amount one consumes in a day.

Anyway, how do y’all take your coffee?