Memorable Babble
I like Fridays around the interwebtubenets. Usually those are the days for a specific theme at several blogs. For example, our friend JohnD over at Nobody Move! has Friday Movie Quote. Last week on our Open Thread, maestro semprinin suggested that we post our favorite movie quotes. And with the amount of cinematic wordsmithery out there, this should be a piece of cake for most of y’all.
Yes, there are some people like that.
Anyway, rules are simple: everybody can post a limit of five quotes, giving the line, actor, and title.The more obscure, the better. Familiar quotes are fine, but make sure to quote correctly. None of this “Do you feel lucky, punk?” crap*. So, get started!!
*The actual quote is “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
Phoning It In
The only Girlie Drink of the Week I can think of making today is this one:
Bourbon, neat.
But in case you are in need of something more refined, garter up at The Captives. 
A Friendly FYI
There has been a bit of a tweak in the time-space continuum.
Soylent Green had to rebuild his blog over at the other platform from hell Blogger, and his deliciousness can be found at several places, including Soylent Siberia, The Soylent Sage, and Soylent Green.
Just stick with Soylent Siberia for the most part. Even though it’s Blogger.
And I have now been informed that our blogger friend, XBradTC, has a new (well, “new” in that he is now actively posting stuff there) blog. His deliciousness can be found over at The Captives. A sample:
He likes tushies, and so do y’all.
Consider this my public service announcement for the week
Well, Well, Well….
It appears that our esteemed friend Soylent Green is celebrating one more trip around the Sun today. Perhaps that is why I had a dream about him last night.
Get your minds out of the gutter, people. Werewolves and beer were involved.
I said get your minds out of the gutter! Full explanation at Sithy. Anyway, on behalf of H&B…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SG!!!
And in tribute to the master, whom we can never, ever raise a candle to, here is a bit of birthday cake.
Happy birthday, honey!! Remember, the more birthdays you have, the longer you live
Things of Note
A few thoughts on what I have noticed around my corner of the world.
I have counted about 14 Romney/Ryan signs in my neighborhood. I have not seen an Obama/Biden one as yet. Not even from the ardent supporters from 2008, including my neighbors. As for bumper stickers, I saw two for Obama, and lost count on the Romney ones. The best bumper sticker I saw?
I found that pic at Legal Insurrection. The sticker I saw was on the rear window, above the brake light, and flanked by Gadsden flags. I ♥ Texas.
Unlike a few of you, I have many liberal friends at the social-site-with-faces. With two exceptions, they have refused to post any more political links at that site. The two exceptions? Well, one linked the “ZOMG!! TAGG ROMNEY OWNS VOTING MACHINES!!!ELEVENTY111!!!” story, which was quickly debunked in the comments, numerous times. The other one linked the Obama MTV interview, where he flubs the name of the Defense of Marriage Act, calling it the Defense Against Marriage Act. That link was flooded by plenty of her liberal friends calling Obama not only ignorant about the name, but also accusing him of flip-flopping over the issue, which he did. It was a rather awesome flame war among liberals.
Also, there have been no plugs for the SEAL Team 6 documentary airing on Nat Geo on November 4th. Usually something that makes Prez Obama look good is linked all over that site. So far, not a peep. My guess is, that would invite others to comment about the murders of our countrymen in Benghazi. And that is something that NO LIBERAL in my feed has brought up. NOT ONE!
Another thing I have noticed is the lack of denial coming from the White House as regards the Fox News exposé of the Benghazi emails and the timeline of events. My guess is to deny it is to bring attention to it, and the White House is trying to avoid that like herpes. But they can’t avoid it. Thank you, internet!
Anyway, feel free to add to my tinfoiliness in the comments. I’m sure there is more.
E-mail Bag
Y’all send the best stuff to me or link to the blog, and I haven’t taken the time to recognize the efforts.
FORGIVE ME!!!
Reader and commenter pink Floyd, who obviously has the punniest name in the blogosphere, posted this on the “For ALL!!” post:
I don’t care who you are, that right there is GENIUS!!!
And just yesterday I received through my H&B email a wonderful graphic, courtesy of a reader/ lurker*.
*I can’t divulge the name of the sender for obvious reasons. But if he will send along his internet nick, I’ll update it.
If y’all have your own graphics or some funnies to share, send them along. It would be fun to do a reader mail bag post. But FYI: any hooker pics go to ArmedGeek
For ALL!!!
That’s the new celebrity endorsement that’s going around the web on behalf of the Obama campaign. It’s pictures of famous actors showing their right hands over their hearts, and pledging to support Obama, while delivering a message written on the hand stating why they support him.
Y’all know I just could NOT let that slide without a response. And taking my cue from my governor, Rick Perry, here it is:
I pledge allegiance to no man.
Fuck that on a stick with sauce, Prez!!
Eastwooding
Today is Labor Day, but we don’t celebrate communistic crap around here. Instead, we are celebrating Empty Chair Day™, thanks to Mr. Clint Eastwood’s speech at the RNC Convention.
Well, it’s appropriate, isn’t it? Considering the Prez doesn’t work much.
And also for your listening pleasure:
Y’all have a great day doing nothing
UPDATE!!!
Courtesy of LC LtC via Stormbringer:
This made me 
, because I seriously doubt Teh Prez would know what that is, much less sit in one!!
UPDATE DEUX!!!
From LC Mope!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Linky Quotes
Well, I got nuthin’ for today, so I thought I would combine famous quotes with news links. It’s the bleach fumes, I’m sure.
Let’s kick the tires and light the fires, baby! (NSFW )
That’s it for this morning. I have to get the pit ready for burning crap today. After all, tonight I will be celebrating Human Achievement Hour and giving the ecowackos a hearty flip of the bird which I will be barbequeing.
Enjoy your Saturday!!
H&B FAQs
Today I’m going to answer a few of the frequently asked questions we receive here at Hookers and BOOZE™.
Why do you never show nekkid hookers here?
Because, no.
Do y’all review cheap BOOZE?
Sure! All BOOZE is reviewed. You may not like what ArmedGeek or I have to say about it, and even disagree vehemently when I say that rotgut you may adore tastes like horse piss strained through a sweaty sock, but that’s your right.
Can we submit possible future BOTW?
Damn skippy. As a matter of fact, mrmacs, Lurker Extraordinaire™ submitted this entry:
All I know is, no amount of persuasion would induce me to try that, because I firmly believe Hell belongs outside my esophagus. But if there are any brave souls willing to scorch their insides with it, by all means submit a guest review. Preferably not from the hospital room.
Would you ever consider being an administrator at my site?
I may not have a life, but what I do have I enjoy just as it is. So, no. A thousand times NO!! (*glares at Aaron*)
Can I hawk* my wares in the comments?
I have no objection to that, at all. We here at H&B™ promote capitalism. Actually, we promote anything that will make leftists pissed off. In that vein, I’m pimping this, courtesy of Aaron Burr. I’m sending my SASE today!
Can we pass on links to other candilicious sites?
Is the Pope Catholic?? Again, courtesy of Aaron Burr, here is but a sampling:
I hope that y’all have enjoyed this FAQ post. Also, make sure to go over and check out Evil Conservatives, and give Aaron some luv!
*Yes, I made sure to use the correct word.
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