Got Valium?
Because you’ll need it. That, or liquor. Whatever gets you through the day.
Secretary of State John Kerry will meet with the family of diplomat killed in Afghanistan. The families of Ambassador Chris Stevens, Ty Woods, Glen Doherty and Sean Smith couldn’t be reached for comment.
Rochester, NY, decides to spit on history. I mean, what the shit did we fight the Brits for again?
Californians are A-OK with being subjects. Screw that “liberty” crap and pass them more weed.
Here, have a happy.
I do like her shoes. They make me happy. Hope y’all have a good one! 
Rise and Shiny!
Well, it’s Sunday, and I really don’t feel like yapping about politics, so here is a poll for you:
Pink?
Or black?
You decide.
I’m off to take the kidlets shopping for Mom Day 
Pre-Christmas Open Thread
I’m not posting tomorrow or Christmas Day, so here is your chance to clog Teh Interwebnets™ with abandon.
Don’t say I never do anything for y’all.
So, my friends, if money, time and effort were no objects, what would y’all like to get for Christmas?
This ought to be awesome!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
It’s That Time Again
I am officially a football widow.
Sigh…..
Here, have some eyecandy while I go weep for my immediate future.
Have a great Sunday!!
The Ceremony is Over
And it was just as bad as I thought it would be. I have part 1 at Sithy, and part 2 will be written tomorrow.
Top Ten Idiocies of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies:
- Voldemort
- Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
- HUGE creepy baby
- Hospital beds
- Clubbing scene
- Dancing nurses
- Tribute to music by decades
- Random carnival goers
- The Queen parachuting in (Ok, that was rather cute, but it would NEVER happen)
And the Number One Idiocy of the Opening Ceremony:
- Meredith Vieira and Matt Lauer commenting on the AWESOMENESS of Danny Boyle’s trainspotting slumdogs. Or something.
Anyway, here’s a palate cleanser for y’all:
Hope y’all enjoy your Saturday!!
Cheer Up!!
It’s Sunday, and your dog didn’t eat your doughnuts.
Hope y’all enjoy your day, and don’t forget tomorrow is Monday.
Hey, my dog ruined MY day, so it’s only fair I ruin yours
So Much Better as a Human
En route to inlaws so A) pray for me, 2) enjoy the eye candy, and iii) don’t burn the place down while I’m gone.
Because I have the marshmallows
Random Thoughts
I always feel like going on a spree. It’s usually the shopping type, but lately the killing type has been gaining traction.
Taking over the world would be a lot easier if there weren’t so many damn shiny things in it.
Sarcasm and attitude are much cheaper than therapy and bail money.
Everyone talks about people dying due to alcohol, but no one talks about how many are born because of it.
Dull women have immaculate homes, which is why I’m so fascinating.
Don’t ever say I never do anything for y’all
Have a great Saturday!!
Today’s History Lesson
Do you know what happened 162 years ago this fall, back in 1850?
California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
So, nothing much has changed, except
women had real boobs, and men didn’t hold hands.
And because I made you learn today, here:
Have a great Saturday!!
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