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Mar 7

Well, Damn…

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, March 7, 2014 in AssHatery, Celebutards, Idiotarians, Rants

Look at that. It’s Friday and time for the Open Thread.

Today’s OT deals with entitlement. Specifically, that young woman who felt the need to sue her parents after storming out of her home in a huff.

rachel lol

I’m not a fan, as you can tell. I read an interview with her father, a former police chief, who claimed he was a very liberal parent, and only wished HIS parents had been so lenient.

Hey, Chief Barbrady, that is WHY your spawn felt the want to sue your ass.

I don’t care about this family at all. They all deserve each other. As far as I’m concerned, the parents should pay for her shit as punishment for raising such a princess, and in return, she should be forced to go to a public school in Trenton and state college.

What fitting punishment would you give them??

Feb 24

Buh-bye, and I Hope They Go in Threes

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 24, 2014 in Awesomeness, Celebutards, Idiotarians

This weekend amid the heart wrenching hells of Venezuela, Ukraine, Syria, Thailand, and God only knows how many other countries, comes some good news. First off, Alec Baldwin is just plain givin’ up.

baldwin gives up

He’s just tired of being hounded by the “Gay Department of Justice”, y’all. He is tired of fighting TMZ photogs and wants to quit public life, so logically he is leaving NYC to move to LA, you know, home of TMZ and Hollywood.

Logic is not his friend.

On the heels of that bit of serendipity, comes the news that Piers Morgan’s show has been given the axe. And I don’t mean rank deodorant, which in hind sight would have been an improvement. I guess viewers of all political and ideological leanings got tired of his condescending schtick. Sure didn’t help that he came to a country that beat his own with muskets, either. And I am sure that being a know-it-all didn’t fly well, especially in view of his many phone hacking scandals during his time as a tabloid editor back in UK. Common manners dictate that you don’t shit on your host’s welcome mat.

As to the third, we can only speculate on who it could be. Personally, I’m kinda hoping it’s the entire cast of The View :D

Feb 17

Irked

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 17, 2014 in AssHatery, Celebutards, Government, Rants

Yes, I am thoroughly irked.

Some days ago, a celebutard whose career had stalled came out of the closet and declared her gayness over the media, and everyone went batshit. This right after some NFL hopeful came out of his closet to embrace his sexuality. These announcements dominated headlines for days, and in places they still do. And anyone who complains about the notoriety they are receiving gets shunned as an intolerant bigoted hater.

Meanwhile, protests in Ukraine, Syria, and Venezuela are beyond bloody, and most people remain ignorant and unaware. A bus of Korean Christians on tour in the Holy Land gets bombed by a suicide jackass, and no one hears about it. A co-pilot hijacks an Ethiopian airplane causing a mad scramble by several countries’ fighter jets, because he wanted asylum. Sweet Meteor of Death is going to zoom quite close to this planet, but not close enough. And in that other world we call Inside the Beltway, Republicans know that our Prez is violating the Constitution, but acknowledged they likely have no way to stop him, so they won’t even try.

Yes, I am irked. I do not care if you are straight or gay. If you are honest with yourself about your sexuality, good for you. Be proud, and move the fuck on. It is none of my business if you are gay or straight, or asexual for that matter. It is only YOUR business.You want me to cheer for you? Give of yourself, without thought of credit. I may get shit for this but in my opinion, coming out of the closet makes you look like an attention whore. You want it to be acceptable? Then be normal about it. No need to announce it to the fucking planet.

This celebrity cult we spawned is a death cult. We are ignoring the signs of our country’s demise in favor of who wore it best, or who vacationed where, or which bitch is the tackiest housewife of Beverly Jersey. It galls me that people know more about Charlie Sheen’s porn star fiancee than they do about their own country’s fiscal death spiral.

Dec 6

Pee-Shopped

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, December 6, 2013 in Celebutards, Open Thread, Rants

No, this post is not about urine. It’s about Photoshop™, the greatest scourge ever set loose upon the human female population.

Yesterday, my Little One asked me for a baby photo of hers to take in for her journalism class. They are working on the yearbook, and as editors they get to do a fun baby page. And I was looking forward to it until she told me she was going to “photoshop” it.

Me: WHAT??

LO: I have to photoshop it.

Me: But why? The picture is perfect.

LO: No it’s not. My cheeks are too shiny and a strand of hair is sticking straight up.

Me: THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT ADORABLE!!

LO: *sighs* You just don’t understand, Mom. Every photo must be photoshopped for the yearbook.

Me: Well, that’s just silly. What is the point if every photo has to meet a standard of perfection??

Personally, I enjoy using the application on my phone. I love to change the color and add an outline and make pics black and white. But I do NOT understand the need to brush away imperfections to the point of making you look like a totally different person.

I mean, seriously?

madonna pshop

What the ever-loving whale dong is THAT?? Madonna is 6,387 years old and everyone knows this. Why would you try to make her look 22??

I hate that women and quite a few men rely on Photoshop™. In my opinion, you are just living a lie. What say y’all??

Nov 9

More Like Tom Trippin’

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, November 9, 2013 in AssHatery, Celebutards, Rants, Total Bullshit

Most of y’all know I don’t care much for Tom Cruise. I think he is an over-rated, egotistical peacock with the cranial capacity of a toadstool. But that’s just me. To this day I have never seen Top Gun, and can’t for the life of me figure out what Mimi Rodgers, Nicole Kidman, and Katie Holmes were using before they entered the Rehab of Normal Life™. Anyway, I was always content to just ignore him and give a pass to his entire filmography. Until I read this.

Tom says his location shoots are just like serving a tour in Afghanistan, “That’s what it feels like. And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal.”

What the ever loving FUCK?????

You DARE compare yourself to a soldier serving in Afghanistan??

You, who makes upwards $20 million a movie??

You, who has assistants at every turn??

You, who manages to have a mansion in Beverly Hills, an “estate” in Telluride, AND a condo you are trying to sell in New York City??

You, who owns a jet AND a Aviat – Pitts S-2B P-51 Mustang?? A FUCKING P-51 MUSTANG???

You, who drives around in a Bugatti Veyron because the Porche isn’t good enough??

You dare to compare yourself to an American Soldier?? A man who signs away his very LIFE so people like YOU can spout off your ignorance? A man who is lucky if his paycheck comes through each month? A man who has to live on that paltry $25K??? A man who will volunteer to fight an enemy there, just so that enemy can’t hurt the likes of people like YOU over here??

FUCK THAT ON A STICK WITH HOT SAUCE!!!

This particular Army wife thinks that you are so full of ignorant shit,  giving you an enema would leave a pair of eyebrows. You have proven to the world what a complete and total jackass you are, and there will be no recovering from that. So please, go fuck yourself. Until such time as you are willing to stand in the path of a bullet for your brother in arms, or take the blast of a grenade to save the life of an Afghan child, or even go out and become the target of an unknown enemy, uncertain if you’ll survive long enough to see tomorrow, go find a couch to violate.

UPDATE:

Screenshot of the deposition:

radar online cruise

I am willing to give Mr. Cruise some veracity in thinking that being apart from your child is brutal. The comparison he chose to accept (since it was done by his counsel most likely at his request) is still appalling by virtue of the fact that he still compares missing his child, whom he can see when he wishes, and whom he has chosen to not see as often due to the demands of his work schedule, to a soldier who HAS to miss his child by virtue of the fact that HE is in a war zone. You may argue that the soldier also chose his profession knowing the risks.

But there is a difference between a choice made to help protect our freedoms, and a choice made to charge people $15 for a movie ticket.

Feb 25

Like We Needed Proof

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 25, 2013 in Celebutards, Politics

If you had doubts that Hollywood is an arm of the White House, you shouldn’t now.

Michelle Obama surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture award

On an evening when the most elite gather to give each other props, I found it rather apropos to have the Cremè de Politics give the award for Best Picture.

Y’all can go vomit if you haven’t done so by now.

Feb 24

The Oscars, or Time to Watch Paint Dry

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, February 24, 2013 in AssHatery, Celebutards, Movies

Tonight is that awards show of awards shows, the Academy Awards. This is the award given to those who their peers consider as having delivered the performance of a lifetime, or rather the previous ten months, really.

Fred Astaire never won.

Marilyn Monroe never won.

Peter O’Toole never won.

Cary Grant never won.

oscar funny

Some may have received the Lifetime Achievement Award for “sticking around long enough”. But they never won a competitive award. And that’s what counts to those myopic, fishbowl-living, Brown Derby-styling celebutardic actors. Frankly, I like to call it the Meyer Awards. Let’s face it: it’s a bunch of weenies full of bologna.

It’s too bad I gave up booze for Lent. It would have been a nice drinking game every time someone brought up some libtardic talking point in their winning speech :D

Feb 15

Crowning Glory

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 15, 2013 in Celebutards, Open Thread

I was trolling reading my social site page this morning, and noticed that three of my friends were making plans to go have a haircut and style today. I thought it was odd, because yesterday was Valentine’s Day, and I would have thought they would have gotten a new ‘do before then. But whatever flips their curl, right? Anyway, that got me to thinking about the weird hairstyles I saw at the salon.

natalie portman wth

Yes, that’s Natalie “Whining Amidala” Portman. Seriously, I was always told a lady never goes out in public with her hair half dressed, and yet there she is sporting giant magic curlers. And THAT is supposed to be attractive?? It just makes me want to throw pencils through it. Or arrows.

I’ve always lived in fear of doing something drastic with my hair, so I have no horror stories to share. But I would love to hear any *ahem* hair raisers you may have experienced or seen :D

Nov 5

Rush to Idiocy

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, November 5, 2012 in Celebutards, Idiotarians

You know, one day I will learn to NOT be surprised where Hollywood is concerned. I have a feeling that day is not in my immediate future.

John Cusack Developing Rush Limbaugh Biopic

No, I’m not making this up. Ultra-liberal making a movie about an ultra-conservative. And you just know how that will turn out.

The project, as first reported by the AP, has a working title of Rush and is being produced by Cusack’s own production company, New Crime Productions.

Because that title has never been used. And I mean NEVER!!

A shooting script is nearing completion, with the liberal Cusack, 46, set to step into the unlikely role of the 61-year-old conservative firebrand.

I can see the resemblance.

I’m hoping the ghost of Stan Winston will be guiding the make-up crew.

I think I know why the interest in a Limbaugh movie now, though.

Limbaugh has fanned the flames of controversy throughout his three-decade career, none more so than in February, when he called Georgetown University Law Center student Sandra Fluke a “slut” and a “prostitute” for advocating for insurance coverage of contraceptives. The comments resulted in widespread outrage and led to 45 companies pulling their ads from his syndicated program, The Rush Limbaugh Show.

He said she behaved like a slut and a prostitute. And by definition, he was being kind. Oh, and he lost 45 companies, but ended up having to fight off hundreds more wanting the contracts for ads on his show.

I can’t wait to hear what Limbaugh says about this. That will be epic :D

Oct 1

Sorry, Y’all

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, October 1, 2012 in Celebutards, Idiotarians, Rants

I had a very long weekend, no sleep last night, and I am tired.Sorry for being late!

However, this morning while running kids to school I heard the latest GEICO Gecko commercial on the radio.

And it PISSED. ME. OFF!!

Apparently it was targeting the South Texas audience, because the little reptile was talking about the Alamo. And he went on to say that he didn’t understand what all the fuss is about, since it’s so small, and where would anyone hide??

And I totally blew a gasket or three right then.

We didn’t hide, you little cretin. We faced the Mexican horde straight on, and died bravely. And the building may be small, but apparently you didn’t notice the entire walled area. No wonder GEICO is losing customers.

Fucking insect…