Headlines
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
Wednesday Hooker
Also, as a clarification to yesterday’s post: I’m not saying that I’ll sit out if Romney is the nominee. Just that pretty much any of the Not Romney candidates are preferable.
First Death!
Well, we’ve had our first death in the H&B DeadPool.
Andy Rooney died Friday night at age 92.
Mope was the first to report the death, beating wamk’s report by about an hour and a half. Mope is on the scoreboard with 2 points.
Andy Rooney appeared on more than one list: Terrapod, wamk, Slightly and botnet all got 8 points.
And ’cause Aggie says I owe wirecutter a Hooker…
Tuesday Random
Time’s almost up for DeadPool
Just about 24 hours left to get your picks in. If any problems with the website prevent you from getting your lists completed just email me your picks and I’ll get ‘em added for you. The Add Celebrity form disappears at midnight.
Just to remind you what you’re playing for:

If you’ve not done it yet, get over to hb-deadpool.com and sign up and get your lists done.
And ….. here’s a Hooker ![]()
Sunday Eyecandy
I’m busy today, hosting a combined cooking and jewelry party. But it’s Football Sunday, and y’all need a something for motivation, right?
So, are y’all motivated now??
Have a great Sunday
Wednesday Random
A Very Special 1000th Post
That’s right, this is the 1000th post here at Hookers & Booze. I’d like to thank all of you for making this site what it is today.
Update [ArmedGeek]: Booze. Mope’s right, there should be some Booze here as well. While I don’t have anything new to post on that front, I will post what I’m drinking right now. Sailor Jerry.
Poker Night
I know I’ve been half-assed about making it to poker night. I’ll really try to be there tonight. You should know, that the server will be up even if I’m not around.
We’ve also got updated rankings for H&B Football Pick’em:
And an update on H&B DeadPool; Almost all core functionality is completed. The only thing missing at this point is the ‘Report Death’ function which should be completed in the next day or so. I’ve also uploaded pictures of the Grand Prize here.
And in the spirit of “there’s never enough Hookers” I’ll finish with a Hooker …




















































