Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death.— The Doctor, Doctor Who (Blink)

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Aug 31

A Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 in Extra Hookers

For you fuckers that can’t get interested in Geekery….

Aug 30

Tuesday

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, August 30, 2011 in blogosphere, Extra Hookers, Funny Pics, Randomness

Yeah, i’m not as good at writing headlines as Aggie.

Let’s start with The Wire. If you’ve not seen it, watch it. Even if you’ve never seen it, or don’t intend to, this is still one of the coolest cop scenes ever made.

Turn out the lights.

Most important, the EPA’s regulatory cascade is a clear and present danger to the reliability and stability of the U.S. power system and grid. The spree affects plants that provide 40% of U.S. baseload capacity in the U.S., and almost half of U.S. net generation. The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, or FERC, which is charged with ensuring the integrity of the power supply, reported this month in a letter to the Senate that 81 gigawatts of generating capacity is “very likely” or “likely” to be subtracted by 2018 amid coal plant retirements and downgrades.

That’s about 8% of all U.S. generating capacity. Merely losing 56 gigawatts—a midrange scenario in line with FERC and industry estimates—is the equivalent of wiping out all power generation for Florida and Mississippi.

-- via TheGatewayPundit

Now, see? That is how you create jobs.

Warren Buffet owes back taxes.

Billionaire Warren Buffett says folks like him should have to pay more taxes — but it turns out his firm, Berkshire Hathaway, hasn’t paid what it’s already owed for years.

That’s right: As Americans for Limited Government President Bill Wilson notes, the company openly admits that it owes back taxes since as long ago as 2002.

Surprised? Yeah, I’m not either.

You know what time it is now, don’t you? Yeah, that’s right. Time for a Hooker…

US DOJ now enforcing foreign laws .. by raiding Gibson Guitars.

Here’s 1000 words … or at least the equivalent.

This would be so much fun..

One last thing: Poker Night. Since its short notice, I’m not going to bother organizing for tonight but starting next week Poker Night will be Tuesday night at 8pm Texas Time.

Also, don’t forget to sign up and get your picks in for Hookers & Booze Football

Aug 17

Wednesday Night Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, August 17, 2011 in Extra Hookers

You guys put so much effort into the comments on the Perry post that I have a special treat for you. A front page nipple!

Aug 15

We Have Arrived

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, August 15, 2011 in blogosphere, Extra Hookers

It was only two weeks ago that I took the rather presumptuous step to send in Rule 5 links to the fabulous blog known as The Other McCain. Many, many bloggers are linked, including our friends SOYLENT GREEN and Mike and the Argentines at El Opinador Compulsivo. But H&B had never been linked, because we are rather small, or maybe because we never read the rule about sending links to TOM. I’m pretty sure the latter was the main reason. Anyway, as I was clearing the Spam, I found a pingback to TOM’s Rule 5:

We start with three submissions from Hookers & Booze, followed by the midweek and Thursday night Rule 5 breaks at Randy’s Roundtable. Fishersville Mike brings us some teen spirit with Kaley Cuoco, and the POH Diaries favor us with Kate Upton down on the farm.

That’s right: H&B was listed first!!! WHOO HOO!!! Break out the bourbon, we have arrived.

And I well know that SG has been listed first many, many times, but I want my 15.6 seconds of fame ;)

And to celebrate, here’s a hooker for y’all.

Enjoy your Monday!

Aug 10

Wednesday Evening Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, August 10, 2011 in Extra Hookers

Aug 10

Some Stuff Happened

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, August 10, 2011 in Extra Hookers, News

So apparently there’s been some stuff going on.

There’s rioting in the UK. This is what happens when politicians constantly tell people that its not the politicians’ fault that things are so fucked up. Its all the fault of their fellow citizens. Pretty much the same shit going on here. How many stories have we seen about “flash mobs”? How much longer before those turn into full blown riots ?

There does however seem to be good news for the older, more well-to-do gentlemen. There seems to be a rise in the number of younger women turning to prostitution sugar-daddies to fund their education. (Linking HotAir to keep from linking HuffPo).

Oh, and I saw something in the news about debt or something … I’m sure it wasn’t important.


And of course it didn’t take long for these to show up.

George Clooney is banging Stacy Keibler so, you know, you can just go on hating that bastard.

Sorry but the Redneck Olympics look far more entertaining.

The Redneck Olympics are facing a legal challenge from the United States Olympic Committee, according to organizer Harold Brooks.

I suppose I should give y’all a Hooker after making you read all that.

Aug 6

Saturday Night Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, August 6, 2011 in Extra Hookers

Aug 3

Wednesday Afternoon Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, August 3, 2011 in Extra Hookers

Aug 1

Monday Afternoon Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, August 1, 2011 in Extra Hookers

Jun 20

Tiltillation Tuesday

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, June 20, 2011 in Extra Hookers, Teh Funny

Ok, this is really NOT my area of expertise, but a frequent lurker has expressed a concern over an oversight on our poll in the sidebar. So, I decided to indulge him, and of course, our reader and lurkers as well, with a bit of ….shall I say, Tumfoolery ;)

A nice taut belly is soooo appreciated, isn’t it?

Even better in tight jeans…

And who doesn’t appreciate a nice tan??

And I even managed to include a smidgen of underboob ;)

Hope y’all enjoyed the views!!