Happy Father’s Day!!
Now, go char some animal flesh!!
Hope y’all have a wonderful day filled with silence and relaxation. It won’t happen, but I’m still hoping for y’all 
Courtesy of Tiberius.
News Around
Well, Senator Frank Lautenberg passed away. Rest in peace.
Jay Rockerfeller isn’t running for his seat next year. Time to really enjoy his fortune, I guess.
Kony is back in the news, poaching elephants. This time it will be “Pachy 2013″.
The Prez is itching to sign the UN arms control treaty. I’m sure there are other things itching, like trigger fingers.
And the Manning- Wikileaks trial begins. Let the circus begin.
I saw this, and thought of y’all.
Try to have a good Monday. I don’t ask for “great”, because I know better
What a Week
This week we heard from whistleblowers on what happened in Benghazi last September, found a trio of women that had been missing for over ten years sequestered in some animal’s basement, had several families rip Teh Prez a new asshole demand answers over the helicopter crash that killed members of SEAL Team 6, Boston police disclose that FBI never shared information with them over the islamojihadist asswipes, and the Dow Jones broke the 15,000 mark.
Oh, and Prince Harry is here on a tour.
Seriously, what the hell?? What is so special about this week, anyway?? It’s almost like it’s going through menopause.
Oh, right…. MOTHER’S DAY!!!
Well, good luck with the rest of the week
I Don’t Get It
Seriously, I don’t get this holiday.
Why would this motivate you to drink beer and margaritas?
Well, it’s not like we need an excuse around here for that.
Have a great Sunday! 
Great Friday
Today is Good Friday in the Christian world. Not every one observes it, but I do know everyone observes Friday itself!
And yes, I am now counting the HOURS!!!
Anyway, for some of you, this day marks the end of the workweek, and the beginning of the weekend.
And I wondered, being a stay-at-home-mom-who-doesn’t-have-a-life type of gal, what y’all actually do. I mean, I know we clean house and scream at the kids to get moving other mundane stuff, but how about y’all?
How do you unwind?
Royal Flush
Those of you who have met me know I am prone to embarrassment, to the amusement of everyone. It’s nice that I can bring smiles to people’s faces, but it takes a toll when I am the object of their mirth. I remember one time, in seventh grade, I was in Orchestra class, and the string on my viola popped clean off. I took it to my sectionals teacher, who was busy with the bass section, and she asked me to hold her instrument while she replaced my string. As she walked to the office, she informed everyone that “Aggie snapped her G string.”
Everyone laughed and smirked.
Everyone but me. Why? Because I had no freakin’ idea what a G string was!!!
Go ahead and laugh. You live far, far away from me anyway.
Anyway, I asked my teacher about it after class, and she explained, to which I rolled my eyes and said that women would never wear such things.
My innocence is completely shattered, by the way.
So, what kind of embarrassing moments have y’all enjoyed in your lives? 
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
It’s awesome that we celebrate a snake wrangler by drinking.
Remember: this is quite possibly the only holiday where full-blown alcoholism can go undetected.
Have a good one!!
The Raven Never Quoth
It’s Edgar Allan Poe’s birthday today. In celebration, I shall imbibe some Amontillado tonight.
Intense as shit, y’all!!
Have a great Saturday!!
Assault Everything
No, that’s not a directive, people.
The whole thing made me chuckle, but I laughed out loud at the Toyota. Why?
Because it’s not a Prius
Have a great Saturday!!
Graphic found at The Blacksphere’s Facebook page.
Buncha Dopes
Where to start?
Lance Armstrong is planning on crying to Oprah Winfrey about how he really did dope up in order to be a winner. Puts a whole new meaning on the term “coming clean”, doesn’t it? Frankly, I don’t care. I never liked the guy. He always seemed a bit pretentious to me, even when humbled by disease. Admittedly, he did establish a charitable foundation, but since his outing in the doping scandal, it has suffered by extension.
And yesterday the voters for the Baseball Hall of Fame decided to not nominate any players. That’s the first time since 1996, and only the second time since 1960, I believe. Apparently, the spectre of performance-enhancing drugs reared its ugly head when Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens were nominated.
Frankly, I’m to the point of advocating the Chemical Olympics™*. Let them dope up and compete!!
What say y’all??
*Hat tip for the term goes to Hubby
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