Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Have Some Breakfast
And make sure to follow that with two or three pots of coffee!! ![]()
Update [ArmedGeek]:
Your Momma!
We’ve all been guilty of it: trying to out-do someone’s cutdown. Mine tend to be on the more subtle side. Sometimes they are so subtle that it sails past the party’ head, leaving them feeling confused. It just makes me sigh for the wasted moment, but at least they shut up long enough for me to move on.
A few years ago, Hubby, his Twin and a mutual friend were out for beers and pool. The friend went to the restroom when it was Hubby’s turn to break. When he returned, Hubby explained the break, resulting in one of the greatest comebacks ever:
Hubby: I got the small balls.
Friend: That’s what I heard.
Hubby: Damn, your girlfriend does tell you everything!
Friend: ……
Friend: There is no comeback to that….
So, what is the best comeback y’all ever said? What is the best one ever said to you?
And Aggies better not be involved ![]()
TESLA!!!
We at Casa de Aggie are big fans of Nikola Tesla.
And Edison can suck it! ![]()
Europe According to the World
Yeah, I got nuthin’ today.
Can’t Argue With Demotivational Logic
I’m busy packing up my niece’s belongings so she can move out of my sister’s house, so here:
Tell me that’s wrong ![]()
Incensed Avifauna
I don’t play Angry Birds, but my brother and I have a running joke about it. He is fanatical and sends pics of anything to do with that game. Some are obvious, and others subtle, but all are damn funny.
The Audubon take:
The Therapy take:
And my personal favorite, the Hitchcock take:
Yes, even the Angry Birds take on Hitchcock’s The Birds gives me the willies. I can’t help it!! ![]()
Climb Aboard!!
Courtesy of our friend Bako!!
If y’all ever wondered if there was shuttle service to Hades, now you know ![]()
Wednesday Random
True Occupier
I was at LeeAnn’s yesterday, trying to keep myself laughing while I organize today’s slumber party for Little One, when I saw this:
This is the work of Exurban League. They are now in the demigod ranks.
Definition of Irony?
Making the rounds, but I found it first at The Asylum:
If you want a good laugh, click to embiggenify.
I do wonder if the media, who tried to make this into an energizing movement along the lines of the TEA Party, will now realize that the only movement these people resemble, is a bowel one.
And as a palate cleanser….
































