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Apr 29

To Serve and Protect

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 29, 2013 in Government, Politics, Total Bullshit

Notice I never mention what they are protecting.

Memphis mayor says police union’s ‘danger’ billboards hurting city’s image

The billboards in question show a warning sign, telling people, “DANGER: Enter at your own risk; This city does not support public safety.”

Now, if I were to see that sign, I would think that there was no local law enforcement at all. But that is far from what’s really going on.

Mike Williams, the president of the MPA (Memphis Police Association), said the billboards are meant to target city leaders and are about protecting union’s jobs and benefits.

Apparently, the city had wanted to institute a 4.6% pay cut to its police force in order to avoid laying off any officers. But the MPA is just not happy about losing any of its benefits. If you think this is about public safety, think again.

“The mayor has the power to stop it, so if in fact he wants to stop it then he needs to do right by the city employees, and definitely the police officers in this city,” Williams said.

So in essence, it’s not about the people, or even keeping the officers employed. It’s extortion.

And here I thought that was illegal.

Apr 22

While We Were Sleeping

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 22, 2013 in Government, Politics

Or more accurately, cheering on Boston.

Teh Prez gets busy with his pen.

You want more money? We are MADE of money! You want to kill us? We DESERVE it!!

So what if Martha Stewart went to jail for this? YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! Oh, wait….

Privacy? I do not think it means what you think it means.

Never, ever ignore what the other hand is doing. Why couldn’t this guy be on his way to Congress??

Apr 15

Breaking News

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 15, 2013 in Government, terrorism

I am sending prayers and hopefully a unit of O neg Boston’s way.

At Least 2 Dead, Dozens Injured After Two Bombs Explode at Boston Marathon

More news here. Reportedly two more explosive devices were found near the bombing site.

It takes a special grade of coward to do something like this. We all know that, no matter that they may be an islamofascist, Aryan Asshole, or Black Panther Dickwrinkle.

But my question is, after all the ammo purchases, all the armoured vehicles, all of the claims that they are there to protect you from the ever-vague them… where the fuck were the DHS Schutzstaffel??

This enquiring mind wants to know.

Mar 4

Money to Burn

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 4, 2013 in AssHatery, Government, Idiotarians, Politics

Unbelievable.

I never link to the NYT, so if you want to read the story, go to Drudge.

Kerry Announces $250 Million in U.S. Aid for Egypt

Seriously. what the SHIT?? Prez Obama promised that shithole ONE BILLION DOLLARS. This is the first disbursement. Meanwhile, in the Land of Reality I like to call the United States of America, he is implementing Sequestration.

The aid announced Sunday consists of two parts. One is a $190 million infusion for Egypt’s budget intended to address what Mr. Kerry said was the country’s “extreme needs.” That assistance has already been approved by Congress.

Mr. Kerry also pledged $60 million for the creation of a fund to support small businesses, which will provide “direct support to key engines of democratic change in Egypt, including Egypt’s entrepreneurs and its young people.”

“Extreme needs”?? What exactly is that? And supporting small businesses??

How about supporting OUR small businesses first? How about meeting the extreme needs of Americans still without a place of their own after Hurricane Sandy? How about meeting the extreme needs of people who have to work two jobs because their hours were cut due to the implementation of Obamacare? Or how about meeting the needs of those being furloughed during Sequestration???

We are essentially funding them to hate us. Well, fuck that on a stick with sauce. They can hate us for free.

Jan 28

Headlines and Their Explanations

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 28, 2013 in Government, Idiotarians, Politics

I had to laugh last night at the Drudge Report™ headline. Matt Drudge is a master of juxtaposition.

drudge i go shooting

Well, of course he does. That’s what the drones are for.

And then I read this:

ABC Gives Sen. Menendez Six Minute Interview With No Questions About FBI’s Hooker Investigation

And my thought was, why ask? It’s a resumé enhancer for a Democrat. Had it been male prostitutes, well then he would have gotten a  promotion to Obama’s cabinet.

And finally, I read more on Bloomie, and shook my head.

Seriously, why would anyone expect Bloomberg to practice anything he preaches, or dictates? That’s for the Little People™.

So, there you have a few explanations on today’s headlines. Hope y’all can still enjoy your day!

Jan 6

*Ahem*

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, January 6, 2013 in Government, Politics, Total Bullshit

Because History has this Deja Vu thing going for it.

1774 vs 2013

You think sure, but that was before we were a country and had the Second Amendment.

And I say sure, and that was before Executive Orders, Progressives, and Sandy Hook Elementary.

Never give up! Never surrender! And always remain vigilant.

Dec 17

Knee Jerks

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, December 17, 2012 in AssHatery, Government, Political Correctness

They never let a crisis go to waste.

Several Democratic lawmakers called for a new push for U.S. gun restrictions on Sunday, including a ban on military-style assault weapons, in the wake of the Connecticut massacre in which 20 children and six adults were gunned down in a school.

Because ONLY “assault weapons” were used at the Sandy Hook terror attack. Yes, I do think it was a terror attack.

Democratic Senator Dianne Feinstein, the author of an assault-weapons ban that lapsed in 2004, said she would introduce new legislation this week. Senator Dick Durbin, the chamber’s No. 2 Democrat, said lawmakers would hold hearings on gun control, and several others said they would devote new attention to the long-ignored issue.

“I think we could be at a tipping point … where we might get something done,” Senator Charles Schumer, another top Senate Democrat, said on CBS’s “Face the Nation.”

Because the guns killed those adults and children. I find it ironic that the person calling for a new ban holds a permit to conceal carry.

Republican Representative Louie Gohmert said (when asked why citizens would need to own semi-automatic weapons), “Well, for the reason George Washington said: a free people should be an armed people. It ensures against the tyranny of the government, if they know that the biggest army is the American people.”

Gohmert added, “Once you start drawing the line, where do you stop? … Gun laws don’t work.”

Just ask Chicago or Washington, D.C.

They want to take away our right to bear arms? Fine, then take it away from every single person, starting with the Secret Service, LEOs, and other federal agents. Every politician has to give up their entitled security. But what about the bad guys, you ask?? Well, guarantee me they will give up their weapons, too, and you have got a deal!

The only type of gun control that works is the type where you hit your target center mass.

Nov 19

Pushing Back

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, November 19, 2012 in Awesomeness, Government

Our state elections were something of a drama, mostly because we are still trying to figure out how 14,000 votes were cast in the desert west of here. All that aside, one thing I did notice was that every Democrat elected is trying to expand the government programs, and every Republican elected is trying to limit the power of the federal government in our state. You may think this is only natural, but there is one measure that is riling the feds even as I type.

Texas Liberty Preservation Act Would Prevent Indefinite Detention Without Trial

1200 WOAI news reports that [San Antonio State Representative Lyle] Larson has introduced what he calls the Texas Liberty Preservation Act, which prohibits any official in Texas, elected, appointed, or an employee, from participating in the detention without trial of any U.S. citizen.

That’s basically a “GFY”* to the Obama administration and the National Defense Authorization Act, specifically Sections 1021 and 1022 which gives power to the federal government to ‘indefinitely detain,’ without due process, any person.

That’s indefinitely.

For any reason.

Last I checked, that was a federal felony known as kidnapping. But I guess that as long as it’s the feds doing it, it’s ok. They wouldn’t ask for a ransom, either. They would just take your assets, including your reputation. Thankfully, other states are following suit. Virginia already has a law prohibiting the enforcement of those two sections. I find it ironic, considering its proximity to the cesspool Washington, D.C. Of note, none of the Democratic lawmakers have voiced opposition to this bill. Oh, don’t think it’s because they recognize that the NDAA is encroaching on citizens’ rights. No, they recognize that non-citizens are also subject to it.

And we all know they can’t have that.

*Well, it doesn’t mean “good for you” ;)

Oct 22

Coffin, Meet Nail

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, October 22, 2012 in 2012, Government, Politics, War

Tonight is the last of the debates between Governor Romney and Prez Obama. As usual, Matt Drudge nails it:

Even if you were to sweep that off as just unfortunate, you also have to contend with this:

Don’t think that was just unfortunate timing and/or mistakes done on the ground. That’s the icing that several dictators are licking as they endorse Prez Obama. Just ask Putin, Chavez, and Castro. No, don’t bother with the Nork Dork. He’s too busy watching musicals and threatening South Korea to bother endorsing anyone over here. But the Prez can always blame the Afghanistan deaths on BusHitlerHalliburton or something.

Even the UN Dude for Counterterrorism and Human Rights (no, I’m not making that title up. Well, just the “Dude” part) has actually come out and WARNED the citizens of the US to NOT vote for Romney, because waterboarding!!!ELEVENTY111!!! And just to make sure that the conservatives do not cheat, the UN is sending some international poll watchers to you know, keep an eye out for disenfranchisement, like enforcing the law. That’s great foreign policying right there.

Truth be told, and I know I don’t have to say it, but the best summation of Prez Obama’s foreign policy comes down to one word: Benghazi.

Let us hope that nail is driven into the coffin until the wood splinters.

UPDATE:

From a friend in the Empire State:

Oh, and from blogger JohnD we get this hilarity.

There is no amount of deodorant for the desperation they reek.

Sep 16

Passing the Rubicon

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, September 16, 2012 in Government, Islamofascist nutjobs, Political Correctness, terrorism

Imagine if you will, that you decide to make a poster for a school project. And the subject of the poster is a map of gang violence crosslisted with demographic data. And your facts are readily available to you through the library and the census bureau. And you point out that the most violent gang activity is in the predominantly black neighborhoods.

Then imagine that the black gang members who attend your school see that poster, and decide to burn down the hallways, break windows, and cause bodily harm to those who get in their way.

And when the smoke clears, imagine the school decides to expel YOU, because you made the gang members angry enough to riot. You insulted them by pointing out the obvious. It’s ok for the gang members to know that, but NOT ok for the rest of the people to know that. That’s an open secret they want to keep.

Well, imagine no more.

Here’s the first line from the LA Times (not linking it, just follow the links if need to, but that whole story is slimy).

“Just after midnight Saturday morning, authorities descended on the Cerritos home of the man believed to be the filmmaker behind the anti-Muslim movie that has sparked protests and rioting in the Muslim world.”

Just after midnight?? REALLY??? And just why were there soooo many cameras at the ready?? Of course, he was “voluntarily” escorted away, for questioning, of course.

“Voluntarily”.

Do you see what happened?? This man, who has every right to make and put out a movie on freakin’ YOUTUBE, is blamed by this inept administration for the wilful rioting in the Middle East, which culminated in the killing and desecration of FOUR AMERICANS. And what does the administration do? Go after the killers? Noooooooooope.

This administration willingly submitted to the will of Allah.

You think I’m wrong? Well, look at it this way: Muslims decide to use this movie as an excuse to riot, destroy, and kill, because their so-called prophet was insulted. And what do Obama and Co. do? They give the Muslims what they want: punish the blasphemer, and apologize for his actions. So now, the rioting fucktards know that all they have to do is burn and pillage and kill, and we will do anything they ask.That is submission, the very definition of Islam.

Muslims (and I don’t add “extremists” for a reason you will read later) will always have an excuse to riot. ALWAYS. Because those who do not submit to Islam will always be infidels, and need to be eradicated from their version of a perfect world.

And in case you think I am lumping all Muslims together, ask yourselves this: just how many of the “moderate” Muslims who actually believe in “peace” are speaking against the violence? Their silence is deafening. Until they begin to speak out against the violence of their jihadist brethren, I will have issues.