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Mar 17

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 17, 2014 in Bonus Hooker, holiday

And to celebrate, enjoy the delish Lucy Pinder.


Green never looked so good ;)

Mar 14

Guess What Day It Is??

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, March 14, 2014 in Awesomeness, holiday, Teh Funny

It is March 14th. This is the day most revered by men everywhere. Why? Because after the mental breakdown of February 14th, every guy deserves to be repaid in kind.

steak and bj ad

So gentlemen, make sure to remind your lady of your sacrifices on Valentine’s Day, so that she may accommodate your preferences today. If y’all need help, you can always go to the official website for more details.

Not that y’all need them ;)

Jan 1

New Year Hooker

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, January 1, 2014 in Bonus Hooker, holiday, HOOKER!!

A little bling to bring in the New Year.

bejewled back nude

Wishing y’all a very good year ;)

Dec 31

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, December 31, 2013 in BOOZE!!, holiday, Social

I have to admit, out of all the countries I visited while stationed in Germany, Poland was my favorite. It even beat Italy. The food is wonderful, and so is the pottery, but the people were amazing, so open and welcoming and they really appreciate the U.S. I mean REALLY appreciate. Nothing like the bartender finding out you’re American and sending you free shots of Polish vodka.

And I mean good Polish vodka. Not the stuff they export.

Anyway, I was perusing the Sobieski™ Vodka search when I found a very pretty vodka cocktail which uses champagne. And one MUST have champagne on New Year’s Eve, right?

Also, is it “Year’s” or “Years”? I’m asking for a friend.

Back to the drink. It was concocted by Francesco LaFranconi for Sobieski™.

dont talk just kiss cocktail

Don’t Talk Just Kiss

(Milcz i Caluj)

  • 1½ oz. Vodka
  • ½ oz. Grand Marnier
  • ½ oz. Pomegranate juice
  • Brut champagne
  • Strawberries, for garnish

Pour vodka, Grand Marnier, and juice into shaker filled with crushed ice. Shake well, and strain into a cocktail martini glass, or a champagne glass if so inclined. Top with the champagne and garnish with a strawberry.

Enjoy, and I hope y’all have a wonderful time bringing in the New Year, be it at home or at a party, and as always be safe.

Because I spent all the bail money on a new pan ;)

Dec 30

Be It Resolved

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, December 30, 2013 in holiday, Social

At last, 2013 comes to a close. Some who know me know this has been a very rough year. Overall there is no end to my blessings, though. Family, friends, near and far, all are always in mind and heart.

But there is one thing I find so annoying, that I tend to shirk every social post and comment about it.


Don’t get me wrong. I do like to socialize and have fun and watch fireworks and ring in the New Year. Out with the old, in with the new, right? (Which reminds me: I need to go through my closet and downsize.) But every time January rolls around, everyone asks me the same thing: What’s your New Year’s resolution?? Why, WHY, WHY do I need to make any?


I like food. I like drink. I fit into my clothes. I love and take care of my family. I take care of my health. I call my folks. I keep in touch with friends. In short, I do everything that covers most resolutions, including staying out of jail, and carrying bail money for those who don’t. So no, I won’t be making any resolutions any more. I am better off correcting myself throughout the year than piling everything on at once. Just enjoy the year, both bad and good.

Besides, there’s Lent for that :D

Cross-posted at Sithy Things.

Dec 23

Christmas Eve Eve!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, December 23, 2013 in Funny Pics, holiday, Teh Funny

I had all the time in the world and now I look at the calendar and see I have ONE MORE DAY to get everything organized and wrapped and shipped out and stuff cooked and baked and call people and go around the neighborhood dropping off goodies and packing and cleaning and dusting and doing even MOAR laundry and clearing out empty boxes and making sure that Santa can find his way from the chimney to the tree with no dog obstacles.

That will be the most difficult thing to accomplish.

santa and cookies lol

But for now I am drinking my coffee and trying to calm down. It does me no good to stress about unforeseen crap. And let’s face it: if I stress out, the kids rebel and Hubby goes into hiding in Diablo III. And I am not going to give him the satisfaction until after Christmas.

This is the Empire of Aggie. I am Empress, Dictator, and Queen. Ergo, “Because I Said So” is reason enough. :D

Dec 13

‘Tis the Season

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, December 13, 2013 in Funny Pics, holiday, Open Thread, Shopping, Teh Funny

I want to give up. I can’t, but I want to.

Hubby is a very, very difficult person for whom to shop. He still has gifts I gave to him for Christmas and birthday in boxes, some still in the wrapping. It doesn’t matter if the gift is work-oriented, hobby-oriented, or just for fun. Most of the time they just molder away, until I find a use for them.

I have yet to figure out where to place the tabletop Zen garden he got three years ago.

absolut crap lol

I understand that some people have everything they could need or want within reason, and that makes things difficult. I also get that some people are so reserved that no one ever knows what to get them. Which leads me to ask: what is the worst gift you have ever given and/ or received?

And fruitcake doesn’t count :D

Nov 11

To Those Who Served

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, November 11, 2013 in Everyday Hero, History, holiday, Military

A profound and heartfelt thanks.

thank you vets

For my husband, and my brothers-in-law, my neighbors, and my friends.

And for my brother Draco, who never failed to call and thank all of those he knew.

We can never repay what you have sacrificed for your country.

Nov 5

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, November 5, 2013 in BOOZE!!, holiday

Ok, so I slacked off quite a bit since last week, and completely forgot about posting an Open Thread as well. I have no defense, save to say I have been hosting our friend Tiberius for a week or so, and therefore been having fun showing him around.

But it’s not like anyone around here even cares about the weekly girlie drink anyway. So in truth, y’all didn’t miss out on much.

This week, however, finds me in a bit of a quandary. I have a family of five coming to stay for Thanksgiving, and another family of two as well, plus Tiberius is planning on staying here as well. The menu is already done, but what do for celebration and giving thanks??

sorbet mimosa

Sorbet Mimosa

  • 1 bottle of champagne, chilled
  • 1 quart tangerine or orange sorbet

Simply place a small scoop or heaping tablespoon of sorbet in a wineglass, and fill halfway with the champagne. Using the sorbet keeps the drink cold and dissipates slowly. This also satisfies the dessert component of a large meal quite nicely.

That’s not to say you can’t have pumpkin pie. Let’s not go crazy here ;)

Aug 13

Small Hiatus

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, August 13, 2013 in holiday, Social

This week I am hosting the Glorious Lemur King and his family, so I am not blogging as usual. But some of y’all may be wondering what we have done, so….

This is where we went:

aquarena boat




And today we shall be going here:



And after that, we shall tour the Alamo and the Riverwalk.

And after that, we shall rest. Maybe. I’m a bit fuzzy right now.

Anyway, hope to be back here soon. I’m off to go gawk at the new electric smoker the Lemurs have been kind enough to gift us. Ta ta for now!! :D