Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Light ‘Em If You Got ‘Em
One of my favorite posts at Bring the Heat, Bring the Stupid are the videos of what Brad likes to call “‘Splodey”. Watching something blow up is therapeutic to me. Makes me feel all calm, and that all is right with the world, even if only for the few seconds of beautiful incendiary footage.
Seriously, doesn’t this make you feel good??
If I smoked, I would soooo need a cigarette right about now 
Riddle Me This
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
Feel free to discuss in the comments.
Slippery Slope Becomes Greased Slide
Gah….and I was having such a good morning. I just had to go look at the news:
The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) announced today that the Department of Defense will begin allowing Muslim and Sikh students who wear an Islamic head scarf (hijab) or a turban to participate in the Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps (JROTC).
Now, I don’t have anything against Sikhs at all. But the whole point of JROTC is to help groom kids for a future in the military, a uniform military. But because one young woman had to transfer out of her ROTC class due to her hijab, CAIR had to make sure to exert influence.
CAIR requested constitutionally-protected religious accommodations for the girl and for future Muslim JROTC participants.
I know for a fact that Catholics cannot carry a rosary in their hands while in uniform. I have never seen a Jew wearing a yamulke while in uniform (please, correct me if I’m wrong). What I do know is that no complaints about that have ever been filed by Christians or Jews. But I guess this is where the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Soon enough, young men will be allowed to sport beards. Looking at the bright side, at least we will know who they are, and where to aim, if necessary.
I do wonder if they will let my kids show their crucifixes now.
French is French for …..
Huge cheers went up in UNESCO after delegates voted to approve the membership Monday. One shouted “Long Live Palestine!” in French.
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Palestinian officials are seeking full membership in the United Nations, but because that effort is expected to take some time, they are separately trying to get membership at Paris-based UNESCO.
U.S. lawmakers have threatened to withhold $80 million in aid from UNESCO, which is a rathole of corruption in itself. But the Fwench don’t care, as long as they can spite the Israelis and the Americans. The big bonus is that, if Palestinians get UN recognition, the Fwench can then start shipping the “undesirable” second-class citizenry of their country back to the Middle Eastern hellhole from where it spawned, thus helping Fwance re-establish its cultural hegemony. Because you know…the Palis were there first, along with unicorns.
The Fwench may have surrendering down to an artform, but they sure learned a thing or two from that little Austrian guy.
Another One May Have Bitten the Dust
Big news this morning?? Muammar Qaddafi may have been captured. Or killed. We don’t know, yet.
Conflicting reports emerged on Thursday that Libyan strongman Muammar Qaddafi has been captured or killed.
“Qaddafi is dead. He is absolutely dead… he was shot in both legs and in the head. The body will be arriving in Misrata soon,” media spokesman Abdullah Berrassali told Sky News.
Libyan TV channel Libya lil Ahrar, meanwhile, said the ousted dictator was in custody.
The conflicting reports come on the heels of Qaddafi’s hometown of Sirte falling to the Transitional National Council’s forces. It was the last stronghold of Quaddafi supporters. If indeed Quaddafi is captured or killed, that means that Libya is under rebel control, and isn’t that what our administration wanted when we sent troops to Libya? Because, you know, this administration wants to end the wars and all, so we sent troops and fought from the air to end the Iraq War, or some such thing. I get confused.
I’m not sure Qaddafi gone is a good thing, or a bad thing, politically speaking. Personally, I can’t wait to hear if the bastich is servicing Satan.
*Goes to read the news again*
Still awaiting confirmation, dammit. I hate waiting…
UPDATE: cellphone image of alleged capture below the fold (more…)
On Syria
(Guest post by LC Draco)
Did you know we still fund these guys?
Pro-government crowds attacked the U.S. and French embassies in Damascus Monday, in the latest escalation of Syrian government anger over foreign moral support for the country’s pro-democracy protesters. At the same time, the government crackdown continued in the central city of Homs.
According to reports from Damascus, the crowd at the U.S. embassy breached the perimeter wall and damaged at least one building in the compound before being dispersed by U.S. Marine guards.
Even when I was in Kosovo, they (pick your party/affiliation) avoided messing with Americans. UN troops were fair game, though. An embassy is considered sovereign territory, as it is representative of the country that ‘owns’ that piece of land. In former years, this would be considered an act of war.
Now, it is considered a minor inconvenience. Sad…..
Memebusters! Bill Whittle
I’ve watched a couple of this guy’s videos and I really like the way he makes his points.
The New Sword
I was perusing the British blogs today for some inspiration to hit me. I am in a rut, I admit. It’s hard to pick one thing to write about when you are bombarded by such Gloom & Doom™ every day. First the economy, then gasoline prices, then the 2012 contenders, then the Libya fiasco, then the storms, the fires, the death and destruction…. It can be overwhelming. So I go to the Brits so I can still get a sense that we aren’t so sunk yet. And they deliver:
Why does Britain have an Islamist problem while America doesn’t? Answer: the welfare state
I have issues with that statement. The major one being, The U.S. does have an Islamist problem. It’s just not as grave as Great Britain’s. Not yet, anyway.
London became the world terrorist hub partly because the country had a long tradition of shielding dissenters of all stripes; because it had a very unintrusive state compared to its European neighbours (no ID cards); and because of Britain’s historic links with many Arab countries. But there was another reason, and this is central to the reason why Europe has an Islamist problem and the United States doesn’t – the welfare state. Welfare is intimately linked to the failure of western European countries to integrate their Muslim populations, and explains why Britain has such a problem with Islamism.
Welfare is a very useful tool for the muslims. Just look at the debacle of Lewiston, Maine. Once Somali immigrants heard from “scouts” about the bountiful welfare to be had in Lewiston, they descended upon the town in droves. The welfare rolls in the city were so depleted, the then-mayor sent out a written plea to stop the Somalis from migrating there. Obviously, this backfired. The difference in the Census of 2000 and of 2010 shows very little change in population, which tells me that there was also an outflux of residents. I don’t have to wonder why.
Meanwhile, our government, spearheaded by this administration, seeks to increase dependence on the Welfare State. This is the New Sword. The muslims tried to take over Europe using swords, and now they have figured out that the pen is indeed mightier. With every stroke of the pen legalizing Shari’a, opening borders, granting asylum, and giving benefits, the muslims come one step closer to conquering all of Europe. And soon, with the help of the liberals here, they will start to conquer us, too.
My ancestors fought that in Spain, and San Isidro will help me fight it here. You can bet on that.
U.N.ethical
Honestly, I just don’t get it. I DO NOT GET IT!!
UN set to adopt report praising Libya’s record
Bloodshed continues but world body hails human rights
Are you fucking kidding me?? There is a civil war going on in Libya!!! You have members of the Libyan Army and Air Force defecting and joining the people of Libya in their quest to overthrow Qaddafi. You have Qaddafi and his sons trying to brutally quell the masses. And the U.N. has the balls to praise them for their record on human rights??
Oh, and among the countries who praise Libya: Iran, Sudan, and Cuba, role-models of oppressive governments. What freaks me out is CANADA signed on to this piece of shit. One question for Canada: how does it feel, knowing your oil is not good enough for the world, but Libya’s is??
On top of that, they didn’t even bother to call witnesses against the Qaddafi regime. Several refugees, some of them diplomats who defected last week, have come forward to denounce the regime as a gross violator of human rights. But no… they praise Libya and quell dissent from the watch groups. Very democratic….
Anyone else think Iran, circa 1979?
Sunday Funneh
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Vf8MbbQRM
Semper Fi 
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