Headlines
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
There is Never Enough Irony in the World
The Ironic Penta Meter™ is tipping off the scales this morning, y’all.
Jay-Z is releasing a new line of T-shirts in support of the Occupy Wall Street movement Friday via his Rocawear clothing label, but he doesn’t plan to share any of the profits with the protesters.
And that, ladies and gents, is rich on many, many levels. This so-called musical artist will gladly make a buck off the protesters, standing in figurative solidarity with them, but when it comes to the bottom line, will not lift a finger to help them in any way. And the dumb masses can’t see they are being used by him to increase his fortune.
Meanwhile, the spokesperson for the clothing company that is making the shirts had this to say:
“The ‘Occupy All Streets’ T-shirt was created in support of the ‘Occupy Wall Street’ movement. Rocawear strongly encourages all forms of constructive expression, whether it be artistic, political or social. ‘Occupy All Streets’ is our way of reminding people that there is change to be made everywhere, not just on Wall Street. At this time we have not made an official commitment to monetarily support the movement.”
So, to the dumb masses occupying parks in cities across the US, I hope the knowledge that Jay-Z is making money off your back and enjoying the rotten fruit of your labor all the way to the bank in no way keeps you up at night. I’m sure the lice, tuberculosis, lack of heat, and the fear of getting assaulted or even raped is enough to keep you awake.
Just wait until bubonic plague breaks out.
I got nothing today
Obama wants to drop troop levels in Iraq to 3000.
I reckon he’s either trying to suck up to his far left base or he’s trying to create a disaster for the Republican that follows him.
It seems that the word ‘stimulus’ is no longer allowed.
I’m only surprised that it took so long to disappear that word.
This time Obama’s only asking for $300 billion.
I suppose after all the money this douche-bag has flushed down the toilet, what’s another $300,000,000,000?
So, there’s that.
Server Maintenance
H&B Chat and Radio will be down for a bit for some server maintenance. I’ll get them back up as soon as I can.
Update [ArmedGeek]: H&B Chat and Radio are back up.
Some Stuff Happened
So apparently there’s been some stuff going on.
There’s rioting in the UK. This is what happens when politicians constantly tell people that its not the politicians’ fault that things are so fucked up. Its all the fault of their fellow citizens. Pretty much the same shit going on here. How many stories have we seen about “flash mobs”? How much longer before those turn into full blown riots ?
There does however seem to be good news for the older, more well-to-do gentlemen. There seems to be a rise in the number of younger women turning to prostitution sugar-daddies to fund their education. (Linking HotAir to keep from linking HuffPo).
Oh, and I saw something in the news about debt or something … I’m sure it wasn’t important.
And of course it didn’t take long for these to show up.
George Clooney is banging Stacy Keibler so, you know, you can just go on hating that bastard.
Sorry but the Redneck Olympics look far more entertaining.
The Redneck Olympics are facing a legal challenge from the United States Olympic Committee, according to organizer Harold Brooks.
I suppose I should give y’all a Hooker after making you read all that.
Heterosexual Pride!!
I’m not cheering for myself here. Although I guess I would qualify. No, I’m cheering for Brazil, of all places. In particular, the city of Sao Paolo. The city council has passed a measure calling for Heterosexual Pride Day!
The legislation’s author, Carlos Apolinario, said the idea for a Heterosexual Pride Day is “not anti-gay but a protest against the privileges the gay community enjoys.” As an example, he mentioned how São Paulo’s huge gay pride day parade is held every year on Paulista Avenue, one of the main thoroughfares in this city of 20 million people, while the March for Jesus organized by evangelical groups is not allowed on the same avenue.
And what happens when you bring equality into the equation? The side who enjoys it freaks out.
“The celebration of heterosexual pride is inappropriate because it belittles the just cause of the LGBT community,” the statement added. “Unlike homosexuals, heterosexuals are not discriminated against simply for being heterosexuals.”
Newsflash: this isn’t about YOU!! This is about affording the same courtesy to all groups, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, or whatever the hell they call it now. I have no issue against gay pride parades. I have the choice to not watch and to not attend, just as they have the choice to not watch or not attend the March for Jesus. But when you have clear preferential treatment given to one group over another, as the example above shows, you have a problem. Brazil doesn’t have the same equal opportunity measures that we in the US enjoy, so this legislation is a huge deal for the clear majority. Yet the minority has to speak out against it, because equality is a one way street.
As though to drive home the reason why the gay community should be given superior rights, they play their trump card.
In a recent report, the gay rights group Grupo Gay da Bahia said 260 gays were murdered last year in Brazil, up 113 percent from five years earlier.
That statistic is tragic in and of itself, but pales in comparison to the crime stats for Brazil: under “murders committed by youths“, the total is 20,386. And 20,126 were heterosexuals. Who are the criminals really targeting??
Gunrunner, Gunwalker and “Fast and Furious”
Around the blogosphere people are regularly conflating Gunrunner and Gunwalker. They are not the same thing.
From ConfederateYankee:
I’ve tried to tell folks not to conflate Gunrunner (the Bush-era program) with Gunwalker, otherwise known as the project level “Operation Fast and Furious.”
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As of this particular moment in history, there is zero evidence showing that there was any stimulus spending used to fund Gunwalker. Your Executive branch was subsidizing murders with your regular tax dollars instead.
It is patently untrue that Attorney General Eric Holder gave a speech about Gunwalker in early 2009. His probable lies about what he knew and when he knew it would have dated from much later in the year.
Those of us on the right need to be much more careful about what we write than the MSM. They fuck something up and its no big deal, we make even the slightest error and we never hear the end of it.
Update[ArmedGeek]: Here’s a bit of explanation of the two programs from Reason.
Project Gunrunner began under President Bush in 2005 and involves several law enforcement agencies within the DOJ, including the FBI, the DEA, the ATF, and the U.S. Marshals. Straw buyers would purchase guns illegally, and ATF would bust them before they left the parking lot. The program apparently turned up a lot of meth heads.
Fast and Furious, the subject of two investigations--one by the DOJ Inspector General’s office, one by the House Oversight Committee--began in 2009 and was intended to catch bigger fish; perhaps whoever was directing the straw buyers. Since the program was exposed by CBS earlier this year, the DOJ has called the actions of those involved with Fast and Furious “illegal.”
h/t Ace after he made the same mistake.
News of Import
The boss here, ArmedGeek, was in a car accident last night on his way to work. Some jerkwad ran a red light. Consequently, his new vehicle is totalled, and he was bruised up pretty good. Right now he is home and sleeping, but will not be able to post anything today. So, please send prayers, positive thoughts, and good vibes for his recovery.
Hm….this leaves the blog pretty much in my hands…..
Y’all are screwed!! 
Update [ArmedGeek]: Hey, y’all. I’m banged up but thankfully not so badly that I can’t type. Thank God for big heavy American SUV steel.
So, Saturday (yes, just a couple of days ago) I bought this:
It was nice. Power everything, leather interior, comfortable and pleasant to drive.
Last night some fucktard ran a redlight and now it looks like this:
It was the first accident I’d ever been in that I didn’t just walk away from. I’ll heal, but I didn’t *walk* anywhere. It was also the first time I’d been hit with an airbag and I have to say that it was much better than the alternative.
One neat thing: once they pried my out of the vehicle, I realized that my glasses were gone. A few people searched my vehicle for them but came up empty. Just about the time I’d decided I’d just have to be blind for a few days, one of the wrecker drivers who was cleaning up the street came up and asked me if I wore glasses. He had my glasses in his hand. In tact, lenses unscratched. He said he found them laying in the street near the point of impact. Newton is a wacky fellow.
PTSD Awareness Day
(Guest post by LC Draco)
Yesterday, 27 June 2011, was Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) Awareness Day.
Why is it important? Most of us who remember seeing the movie “Patton”, remember him slapping a soldier who had ‘battle fatigue’. Back then, and until a couple of years ago, PTSD/battle fatigue/shell shock had a stigma of weakness. I refused to be diagnosed several years ago with PTSD due to that stigma (That refusal changed last year). Even the military now is changing their mentality. One study has reported that 1 in 6 soldiers returning from Iraq and/or Afghanistan will be diagnosed with PTSD. The issue is it affects not just the soldier, but family and friends, who are usually the first to notice the symptoms.
Now, however, there are actual medical testing that can be done to see chemical changes in the brain during repeated stressful/traumatic situations and events.
Please take a minute and look here for the National Center for PTSD to be better acquainted with the program.
New Feature on Hookers & Booze
I’m sure you noticed the Headlines at the top of the page. This is open to all of you to submit headlines to be displayed there. You are welcome to post Headlines from your own blogs there. Just click the Submit Headline link up there and enter your info. Submissions are held in moderation until I can get to them so be patient.
Oh, and here’s a Hooker….
Random Crap for a Saturday Morning
First a couple of graphs (I’m sure you’ve seen them):
Fucking hell, that’s disturbing …. have a Hooker:
That’s better. Next we have Charles Krauthammer being … well, being a Fucking North East Establishment Republican™ :
Let’s just say that Charles Krauthammer is not a big Sarah Palin fan.
The FOX News analyst told Bill O’Reilly, “It makes no sense for her to run… The problem is she is not schooled.”
Charles Krauthammer continued his attacks on Sarah Palin tonight.
The FOX News analyst now says it’s not her turn but that she will do well as kingmaker just like last year.
Yeah, being his “turn” is what got McCain nominated … its also what got Bob Dole nominated.
Fuck … need another Hooker:
Ahhh, that’s better.
And here we have Romney trying to take himself out of the race(link to HotAir, cause I’m not linking Reuters):
“I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that,” he told a crowd of about 200 at a town hall meeting in Manchester, New Hampshire.
“It’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.”
Prayer at Texas graduation ceremonies relegalized:
Public prayer will be allowed at a Texas high school graduation after a federal appeals court on Friday reversed a ban won by an agnostic family that claimed ceremony traditions such as invocations were unconstitutional.
“I’m proud that the Fifth Circuit Court has overturned the lower court’s order that banned prayer at a Texas high school graduation. I’m thankful for Attorney General Abbott’s leadership in ensuring the First Amendment, which prohibits governments from interfering with Americans’ rights to freely express their religious beliefs, is protected. Texas will continue to fight for the rights of all those who wish to pray in our state.”
Hrm, well, that’s good news but lets have a Hooker anyway:
At least Congress noticed Libya:
Crossing party lines to deliver a stunning rebuke to the commander in chief, the vast majority of the House voted Friday for resolutions telling President Obama he has broken the constitutional chain of authority by committing U.S. troops to the international military mission in Libya.
Although, I honestly don’t expect anything to come of this and I fully expect Obama to ignore Congress while he bashes them in the media.
Whitehouse: Poor jobs numbers are ‘bumps on the road to recovery’.
Hooker time!
God Bless Yoga Pants!
Well, if that doesn’t give you your morning ups and downs I don’t know what will.
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