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Apr 22

While We Were Sleeping

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 22, 2013 in Government, Politics

Or more accurately, cheering on Boston.

Teh Prez gets busy with his pen.

You want more money? We are MADE of money! You want to kill us? We DESERVE it!!

So what if Martha Stewart went to jail for this? YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! Oh, wait….

Privacy? I do not think it means what you think it means.

Never, ever ignore what the other hand is doing. Why couldn’t this guy be on his way to Congress??

Mar 18

A Mattress is Starting to Look Safer

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 18, 2013 in Economics, Politics, Total Bullshit

At least when it comes to keeping your money.

Cypriot ministers rushed on Monday to revise a plan to seize money from bank deposits as part of an EU bailout, in an effort to ensure lawmakers supported it in a vote later in the day.

The weekend announcement that Cyprus would impose a tax on bank accounts as part of a 10 billion euro ($13 billion) bailout broke with previous practice that depositors’ savings were sacrosanct and sent a shiver across the bloc, causing the euro to tumble and stock markets to dive.

In case you are wondering why, it turns out that Cyprus is the Russian’s Switzerland as far as bank accounts go. Not only is the island a haven for gun running and drug dealing for the *ahem* Cyrillic Mafia, the wealthy use the Cypriot banks to facilitate their business. But in order to “tax” the wealthy Russians, the government has to tax every bank account to “make it seem fair”.

Needless to say, Vladimir Putin is very, very angry. Moscow was set to extend a 2.5€ billion loan to help the island in view of how Russians do use their banking system. Now, that extension may be jeopardized, and that can actually push the Cypriot parliament to “tax” the bank accounts.

It’s a viscous circle. Yes, viscous.

But hey, that can never happen here, right?

Mar 8

A Simple Question

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, March 8, 2013 in AssHatery, Islamofascist nutjobs, Politics, religion of piece

Why is Bin Laden’s son-in-law, Sulaiman Abu Ghaith being charged in a US criminal court, but Anwar Al-Awlaki, an American citizen, not given the same due process, instead being blown up by a drone strike?

Is it Opposite Day? Did I not get the freakin’ memo??

I picked a hell of a time to quit drinking.

Mar 4

Money to Burn

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 4, 2013 in AssHatery, Government, Idiotarians, Politics

Unbelievable.

I never link to the NYT, so if you want to read the story, go to Drudge.

Kerry Announces $250 Million in U.S. Aid for Egypt

Seriously. what the SHIT?? Prez Obama promised that shithole ONE BILLION DOLLARS. This is the first disbursement. Meanwhile, in the Land of Reality I like to call the United States of America, he is implementing Sequestration.

The aid announced Sunday consists of two parts. One is a $190 million infusion for Egypt’s budget intended to address what Mr. Kerry said was the country’s “extreme needs.” That assistance has already been approved by Congress.

Mr. Kerry also pledged $60 million for the creation of a fund to support small businesses, which will provide “direct support to key engines of democratic change in Egypt, including Egypt’s entrepreneurs and its young people.”

“Extreme needs”?? What exactly is that? And supporting small businesses??

How about supporting OUR small businesses first? How about meeting the extreme needs of Americans still without a place of their own after Hurricane Sandy? How about meeting the extreme needs of people who have to work two jobs because their hours were cut due to the implementation of Obamacare? Or how about meeting the needs of those being furloughed during Sequestration???

We are essentially funding them to hate us. Well, fuck that on a stick with sauce. They can hate us for free.

Feb 26

Because Speaking Fwench TOTALLY Qualifies One to Be an Idiot

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, February 26, 2013 in Idiotarians, Politics

And so it begins. Our esteamed (yes, I misspelled that on purpose, and it hurt) Secretary of State John “Effing” Kerry is now in Europe, trying to soothe ruffled feathers or something. Just their feathers, though. Not ours.

“People have sometimes wondered about why our Supreme Court allows one group or another to march in a parade even though it’s the most provocative thing in the world and they carry signs that are an insult to one group or another,” he added.

“The reason is, that’s freedom, freedom of speech. In American you have a right to be stupid -- if you want to be,” he said, prompting laughter. “And you have a right to be disconnected to somebody else if you want to be.

“And we tolerate it. We somehow make it through that. Now, I think that’s a virtue. I think that’s something worth fighting for,” he added. “The important thing is to have the tolerance to say, you know, you can have a different point of view.”

Yes, he did say “In American”. Now, coming from anyone else, I wouldn’t be bothered. He’s right: you do have a right to be stupid. But this is the same guy who said, “You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq,” which implied that if you’re not educated, you go into the military. And as y’all know, HE SERVED IN VIETNAM!!!ELEVENTY111!!!! He defends the right to be stupid, because without the stupid vote, we wouldn’t have Obama, or him as Sec State.

If he is out to make Prez Obama look good, he is not doing a good job of it.

Feb 25

Like We Needed Proof

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 25, 2013 in Celebutards, Politics

If you had doubts that Hollywood is an arm of the White House, you shouldn’t now.

Michelle Obama surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture award

On an evening when the most elite gather to give each other props, I found it rather apropos to have the Cremè de Politics give the award for Best Picture.

Y’all can go vomit if you haven’t done so by now.

Jan 28

Headlines and Their Explanations

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 28, 2013 in Government, Idiotarians, Politics

I had to laugh last night at the Drudge Report™ headline. Matt Drudge is a master of juxtaposition.

drudge i go shooting

Well, of course he does. That’s what the drones are for.

And then I read this:

ABC Gives Sen. Menendez Six Minute Interview With No Questions About FBI’s Hooker Investigation

And my thought was, why ask? It’s a resumé enhancer for a Democrat. Had it been male prostitutes, well then he would have gotten a  promotion to Obama’s cabinet.

And finally, I read more on Bloomie, and shook my head.

Seriously, why would anyone expect Bloomberg to practice anything he preaches, or dictates? That’s for the Little People™.

So, there you have a few explanations on today’s headlines. Hope y’all can still enjoy your day!

Jan 27

Satire? You Be the Judge

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, January 27, 2013 in AssHatery, Idiotarians, Politics

Honestly, I can’t tell if it’s satire or not.

dem idiot

I think the spelling gives it away. Then again, the paper could have done a spell and grammar check before publishing.

You know, twenty years ago, this would have been clearly satirical. Sad that today we can’t be sure.

Jan 7

Intolerant Asshattery

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 7, 2013 in Left Wing Media, Politics

Is that even a word? Well, I don’t care. It fits this guy to a “T”.

The thing missing from the debate so far is anger — anger that we live in a society where something like the Sandy Hook Elementary massacre can happen and our main concern is not offending the NRA’s sensibilities.

Since when do the liberals even bother NOT offending? Every single time a criminal uses a gun against a victim, the first thing liberals do is call the NRA a bunch of names and demand that guns be taken away. And this guy does NOT disappoint.

Repeal the Second Amendment, the part about guns anyway. It’s badly written, confusing and more trouble than it’s worth. It offers an absolute right to gun ownership, but it puts it in the context of the need for a “well-regulated militia.” We don’t make our militia bring their own guns to battles. And surely the Founders couldn’t have envisioned weapons like those used in the Newtown shooting when they guaranteed gun rights. Owning a gun should be a privilege, not a right.

Hey, Skippy, the whole amendment is about guns. I know it’s my second language, but what part of A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed don’t you understand? Without our ability to keep and bear arms, we can’t be a militia that can protect the free state. And I bet Skippy thinks that voting should be a right, and not a privilege.

The stoopid doesn’t end there. He’s just getting warmed up.

Declare the NRA a terrorist organization and make membership illegal. Hey! We did it to the Communist Party, and the NRA has led to the deaths of more of us than American Commies ever did. (I would also raze the organization’s headquarters, clear the rubble and salt the earth, but that’s optional.) Make ownership of unlicensed assault rifles a felony. If some people refused to give up their guns, that “prying the guns from their cold, dead hands” thing works for me.

The NRA is worse than CAIR, according to this dupe. Oh, and guess what, Skippy? The Communist Party is very legal. Ever hear of the CPUSA? The COMMUNIST PARTY USA?? Cold, dead hands works double for me, especially if YOU come for them, you pantywaist.

But the pièce de resistance? The advocation of death against those who disagree with him.

Then I would tie Mitch McConnell and John Boehner, our esteemed Republican leaders, to the back of a Chevy pickup truck and drag them around a parking lot until they saw the light on gun control.

It’s his way, or dragged until dead. Last I checked, a death threat against a public official is a felony. But since he’s a liberal, he is protected by free speech, the right that is ironically protected by the amendment he wants abolished.

So, to sum up, Skippy wants to do away with your right to own and carry a gun, approves of torture and murder, and wishes to criminalize a civil rights organization that works to protect that right. Because for Skippy, Utopia is just a few fascist steps away.

I’m all about free speech, and his right to write whatever op-ed he wants. I quite like that he exposed himself for the idiotic fascist that he is. Makes it easier to keep an eye on the moron. I just hope he is enjoying the backlash he caused. I sure am!

Jan 6

*Ahem*

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, January 6, 2013 in Government, Politics, Total Bullshit

Because History has this Deja Vu thing going for it.

1774 vs 2013

You think sure, but that was before we were a country and had the Second Amendment.

And I say sure, and that was before Executive Orders, Progressives, and Sandy Hook Elementary.

Never give up! Never surrender! And always remain vigilant.