Pelosi: Today We Pray To St. Joseph The Worker For This “Life-Affirming Legislation”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMWetHDwSuw

Here’s the thing: MaDamn Pelosi 1) is praying to a saint, which I find rich in irony in and of itself, and 2) she is praying to the wrong saint. Today is the Feast of St. Joseph, the husband of Mary, who begat the Son of God, Jesus. Pelosi is praying to St. Joseph the Worker, whose feast day is May 1st. WTF kind of Catholic is this dumbass??

And it is patently obvious that MaDamn Pelosi doesn’t recall that no saints in our denomination support any form of abortion. Gawd, she gives humans a bad name.

Obama to Meet With Netanyahu Next Week Amid Tension Over Settlements

Aggie Translation:

Obama: You gotta stop this, dude.

Netenyahu: Fuck off, weenie.

Next up, we have demigod Joe Arpaio conducting an immigration sweep:

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office in Arizona has launched a two-day, countywide crime and immigration sweep that authorities say will focus on drop houses, drug violators and human smuggling vehicles.Four hundred deputies and volunteer posse members are taking part in the patrols. The sweep, which began Thursday, is Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s 14th since early 2008.

Aggie Translation:

Sec. Napolitano: You gotta stop this, dude, right now!!

Sheriff Joe: Fuck off, weenie. I’m a demigod.

Then we have Putin spitting on our esteemed Secretary of State:

Vladimir Putin, Russia’s prime minister, promised on Thursday that Moscow would help Iran complete a civil nuclear power station by this summer, drawing criticism from Hillary Clinton, US secretary of state.

His remarks highlighted the continuing differences between the two powers over how to contain Iran’s nuclear ambitions. Mrs Clinton was visiting Moscow on a trip partly designed to increase the pressure on Tehran by showing America’s unity with Russia.

Aggie Translation:

Sec. Clinton: You gotta stop this, dude! We are supposed to be comrades.

Putin: Fuck off, weenie. I have a chance to make my country the only superpower on this rock, and I’m taking it.

Lastly, we have Vice Prez Biden inserting a shoe store in his maw:

“I’m telling you, you know, pre-existing [conditions], they’re going to be covered. You know we’re going to control the insurance companies,” the vice president said. “You know people aren’t going to lose their health care with their employer like is being advertised.”

Biden said once these provisions take effect and the American people feel the impact, lawmakers who vote “yes” will reap the benefits.

Aggie Translation:

Prez Obama: Biden, will you just STFU??

VP Biden: Fuck off, weenie. I have one lousy job in this administration. It’s stupid, but I’m going to do it!*

I hope that my translation services were adequate. Sometimes it’s hard to decipher what the newsmakers put out.

*- ten points if you know where I swiped that from

Links:
CBO Health Care Numbers Are In And Democrats Are Pleased
Bumped and Updated

“The Congressional Budget Office has confirmed that there is currently no official cost estimate. Yet House Democrats are touting to the press – and spinning for partisan gain – numbers that have not been released and are impossible to confirm.

Nomentum: Michael Arcuri (D-NY) Flips from Yes to No

Fox Poll: Opposition to ObamaCare Hits 55%; Sixty Five Percent Say “Do Nothing” or “Start Over”

Senator Coburn: I’ve Got News For You: If You Sell Your Vote for Earmarks or a Federal Posting, I’m Going to Block It in the Senate As Bribery

Democrats Band Together To Approve of Slaughter House Rule, 222-203

Rumors: Two House Democrats Already Promised Administration Positions?

Maybe Tom “Don’t Screw With This” Coburn had some specific folks in mind when he said House Democrats who walk the plank for ObamaCare shouldn’t expect cushy landings in the Executive Branch.

Also, keep and eye on Gabriel Malor’s posts over there, he’s their resident legal geek and has really been on top of the count of who’s voting how.

What an inpudent trollop!!! Rahm is crying in his hairgel, I’m sure. Care to caption?

Witty Caption

[Humorous observation]

Well, here’s something anyhow …

Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain’t right
There’s someone else controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the electric chair
This can’t be happening to me

Who made you God to say?,
I’ll take your life from you

Flash before my eyes
Now it’s time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It’s the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend

My fingers grip with fear
What am I doing here?

Flash before my eyes
Now it’s time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain

Someone help me
Oh please, God help me
They’re trying to take it all away
I don’t want to die

(SOLO)

Someone help me
Oh please, God help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don`t want to die

Time moving slow
The minutes seem like hours
The final curtain call I see
Im through with this
Just get it over with
If this is true, just let it be

Wakened by a horrid scream
Freed from this frightening dream

Flash before my eyes
Now it’s time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain

Fucking hell, that was 1984.

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless gray
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who’s to say?
For a hill, men would kill. Why? They do not know
Stiffend wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know

For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It’s the last time you will
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now are his eyes to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see

For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls

Obviously this is the sort of mood I’m in this fine morning…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCVTbOISv1w

You know some music can only be truly enjoyed at full volume. You can’t listen to Godsmack at ‘3′. Heh. It’s 8:00am here and I’m sure the neighbors are fucking thrilled.

Oh, hey, how’s this for ‘all over the place’ ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7UFxqI2pM

If it weren’t obvious, I am wrecking that bottle of Jameson.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg

This is what happens when you put a 9.7GB music collection on Random.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw8NZOfP4TY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zfwna5tk9s

Oh, hell, this is one of my all time favorite songs…

Random is not being nice to me … hit me with two sad songs in a row

Finances is the only reason I’ve not already disappeared into the woods.

In honor of St Patrick’s Day ….

I’ve not tried it yet as I have to work tonight. I’ll post my first impressions in the morning.

Update: First impression is that it is very different. Most whiskeys are variations on the same theme. This stuff is very different. Different look, different smell, different taste.

Stunningly smooth though. I’m drinking it on the rocks now and I must say it is probably one of the easiest drinking whiskeys I’ve ever tried. I believe I prefer the taste of bourbon but the Jameson certainly has me looking forward to exploring Irish Whiskeys.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it tastes bad, its actually quite good. Not really what I expected.

Enjoy the weekend!!!

Man’s Penis Freed From Metal Pipe With Industrial Grinder

Tell me the title alone doesn’t hurt. Docs at the local hospital had to call in the fire department to give the bloke a bit of relief, until he saw what the firemen were going to use.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man’s penis.

This is a pic of an industrial grinder at work:

I can feel y’all flinching all the way to Texas.

Update [ArmedGeek]: When I read the thing about the bottled fresh air, I couldn’t help but think of this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U

Frodo was one creepy goddamn bastard

You didn’t think I’d forget Nancy, did you ?

There’s not a scene in the movie that doesn’t rate at least a 9 on the wicked-cool scale.

It doesn’t even cross their minds that we might ask Google not to build the database to begin with, because it’s a basic law of databases that they can always be put to another purpose.

I can’t argue with the sentiment. Google creeps me out more every day. The problem is that Redstate.com uses Google Analytics. They effectively tell Google every time you visit their site.

When this is pointed out by commenters, the response is .. well,

You are spreading outright falsehoods through your repeated assertion that the data we’re talking about is from httpd logs.

And combined with your radical pacifist ranting before, I’ve had it with you.

Hit the contact form if you feel you’ve been wronged.

and …

You can’t be this stupid

…

I’d rather everyone get along, but I’ll settle for everyone united in hating me for being a jerky moderator.

Sorry, Neil, you are the moron here. Here’s the thing: Webserver logs tell me an awful lot about what goes on here. Once you leave my site I’ve no idea where you go or what you do. Now, if everyone hands this data over to a single entity (Google in this case), then they can plot your course across the internet. Enough logs and they can tell, when and where you work, where you live, given enough data they could tell you what time you take lunch.

The reason server logs are not dangerous is NOT because there’s not enough information in them, it is because the information is split up amongst thousands of different places.

In the interest of full disclosure, I used Google Analytics here for a few days. It made me feel dirty so I removed it. I use Awstats.