You know what I’m gonna tell God when I see him ? I’m gonna tell him I was framed. — Longbough, The Way of the Gun

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Jul 9

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, July 9, 2014 in HOOKER!!, HOTW

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Yes it embiggens. And I may get fired for it :P

Jul 8

Booze of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, July 8, 2014 in BOOZE!!, BOTW, Social

I’ve been feeling nostalgic for the old days when our country respected our allies and crushed our enemies. There was a time that Poland was rejoicing due to the realignments proposed and structured by the previous administration. Now they view the current administration with all the warmth of a Gorgon. At least Poland knows who its true friends are. I can’t say the same for this administration.

I am such a Susie Sunshine today.

Anyway, my nostalgia inspired today’s post.

zubrowka vodka

This is the smoothest vodka I have ever enjoyed, even at room temperature. It is flavored with the grass that the Polish bison prefers. The Poles love their bison, you know. You can sort of get this here. Unfortunately, the real stuff is not sold in the US. The reason? The grass used to flavor it has a coumadin derivative, which is a heart medication and would fall under the FDA rules. But you can get a similar version that is artificially flavored. Bak’s Bison Grass Vodka managed to distill the flavor absent the coumadin.

But fair warning. It’s not the same as Zubrowka. If you’ve never had Zubrowka, then no problem, right? But if you have, and find yourself rationing what little you have left because it is THAT good, pining away for it and cursing stupid heart medications, then you may be slightly disappointed. No, I’m not crying and hugging the bottle right now. That will happen after dinner :D

Jul 5

How to Shorten a Debate

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, July 5, 2014 in Government, Idiotarians, News

I hate debates. As much as I enjoy seeing all sides of an issue, I hate the circular arguments that can result from overly- long debates. Usually the fault lies with the one who feels most defensive on the subject. Ok, with the one who feels. With the end of the SCOTUS session, I knew I was not going to be disappointed on social media as far as arguments went. I did learn to keep things very brief. I have better things to do with my time than spend it going about in circular arguments.

Ain’t nobody got time for that!

So, here are a few examples to help y’all shorten the debate so y’all can have time to enjoy.

ZOMG!!! Those poor, undocumented children (who just happen to come across our supposedly secure southern border)!!! We need to bring their families up here so they can be reunited. DON’T BE HEARTLESS!!! ELEVENTY!!!

I have two words for you: Elian Gonzales.

I am sick and tired of having men decide what a woman can do with her body, PERIOD!!!

Can you say, Roe vs. Wade? I knew you could!

No one has any business with what goes on in my bedroom!!!

How quickly they forget Lawrence vs. Texas.

An employer has no right to deny me healthcare!!!

Pesky rule, delaying the employer mandate, huh?

Religious zealots will now control my body. BURN THEM ALL!!!

Those evul democrats and damn Bill Clinton and his pen!!

My birth control is none of my boss’ business!!!

So use your wages to buy your own. Simple, eh?

I hope this helps y’all with any fence-sitters, or maybe a few liberal friends. I got through to my hippie niece on the whole Hobby Lobby issue, so I consider it progress, not progressive ;)

Jul 4

On This Independence Day

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, July 4, 2014 in Government, History, holiday

Let’s remember what our forefathers were fighting, against and for.

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The time is soon coming when we will need to throw off another despot who clings to his pen and his phone, and provide new guards for our future security. History has taught us this: that she will repeat herself as long as ignorance abounds like putrescent mold upon the fabric of time. And ignorance abounds when we are taught nothing but to feel good about ourselves.

It’s high time we start earning back what our forefathers fought to give us.

Jul 3

Thursday Random

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, July 3, 2014 in Randomness

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Jul 2

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, July 2, 2014 in HOOKER!!, HOTW

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It may look small, but the pic embiggens quite a bit, to wallpaper size. Which means if you are going to comment, comment on the SMALL pic so we can witness the drooling ;)

Jul 1

Booze of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, July 1, 2014 in Booze Links, BOOZE!!, BOTW, Social

Last time I was over at the Class Six I spied with my little eye a gift set of this, so I snagged it:

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Crystal Head Vodka┬áis manufactured in Canada and is the only vodka I have found that is gluten free, kosher certified, and free of any additives. The company was founded by Dan Aykroyd, inspired to find a vodka that had no additives. He’s New Age like that. Actually, he is so New Age that part of the filtering process is done through Herkimer diamonds, which are quartz crystals that supposedly have healing properties. The bottle itself is a nod to the legend of the Thirteen Crystal Skulls, as well. Who knew Aykroyd was such a mystic??

Anyway, the vodka itself is rather smooth and light. I also found it to be unobtrusive in my drink. I could tell there was alcohol, but it wasn’t bitter or burning. Though a bit pricey, I do recommend it for special drinks and occasions. I would not use this for cooking or desserts, though. Too expensive for that. But it’s a nice addition to a bar and after the vodka is gone, the skull itself looks mighty grand on the shelf. After watching the process the Italian glassmaker employs to make it, it’s a wonder anyone would throw it out. So for future reference, this makes a rather nice gift for anyone, especially this Aggie ;)

Jun 28

Texas Racism

Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, June 28, 2014 in Randomness

Jun 26

Thursday Random

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, June 26, 2014 in Randomness

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Jun 25

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, June 25, 2014 in HOOKER!!, HOTW

Fan favorite and awesome B- (maybe C+) actress Kelly Brook.

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Enjoy your day ;)