Nerdgasm for the Week

A lot of people know me as a Sith, but what few people know is that I am an even BIGGER freak over Star Trek:TOS. To me, that series along with Babylon 5 are the be-all and end-all of Science Fiction (ok, Star Trek: DS9 was also awesome). Surprisingly, I abhor the new reboots. Can. Not. Stand. Them. Hubby likes them, thinks they are great. Me, I’m all WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?? But no one asked me, and I have bigger fish frying in my life than to squander thought on this travesty. Anyway, reader MrFixItou812 was kind enough to post this somewhere where I could then steal creatively borrow it.

star trek tos facts

It does embiggen. They missed adding up the times Sawbones reminded Jim that he was a doctor 😀

Anything else y’all would add to it?

On This Day

On this day we remember those who died in the terror attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and Shanksville, Pennsylvania fourteen years ago. We also remember the four Americans who died in the terror attack on the consulate in Benghazi three years past.

On this day we remember the efforts made by our current president to erase the meaning of today. We remember his failed attempt to establish a “Day of Service” to replace the “Day of Remembrance”. We remember how he took credit for the takedown of Bin Laden, with no thought to the efforts made by the military.

And now we will remember how this president pushed to give the biggest sponsor of terrorism in the Middle East, AKA Iran, a carte blanche to continue its path towards the obliteration of Little Satan and eventually Great Satan as well. We will also remember how he pushed for our country to take in “refugees”, most of which are male, young, and militant, while ignoring the cries for asylum from the persecuted Yazidis.

We will remember. We will make sure that your legacy of weakness, cowardice, and disgust for our country is remembered. No matter how hard History is convoluted for your benefit, always remember that there are voices that will never be silenced.

We will remember. Always.

When the Tipping Point Becomes the Breaking Point

By now, most of y’all are aware of the Mass Muslim Male Migration™ taking place in Europe. It isn’t a refugee crisis. It’s not a cry for humanitarian aid. It’s an invasion by those who are trying to finish what the spirits of Charles Martel and San Isidro* stopped back in the late 1400’s. You know, back when Europeans actually had balls and recognized an invasion when they saw one.

Anyway, it appears that the only countries interested in staying sovereign (read: surviving) are countries who were recent members of the Occupied Club. Hungary is trying to stem the tide of wretched refuse as is Czech Republic. But the powerhouse countries, those who came up with that idiotic plan called the European Union, are only too happy to take them in, because they are either stupid, or calculating. I haven’t decided which is more apt. Germany’s PM Merkel has declared that her country will take in 500,00 immigrants a year for the next several years. And what’s more, she is pressuring the rest of the EU countries to follow suit so that Germany and France and Great Britain and Italy don’t get overwhelmed. And countries like Hungary are screaming “WE CAN’T AFFORD THIS!!!”

These people are not coming to Europe because they are in danger. They don’t seek asylum from war. That’s the excuse the media is providing. They seek the wonderful welfare benefits that open border zealots like Germany give to every single immigrant. When I lived there, a family migrating into Germany would receive 25,000 € for each member per year. A family of four would make 100,000 € just for immigrating. And in addition, they would get a stipend from the government as long as they didn’t work, because the government didn’t want immigrants competing with Germans for jobs. How fucking insane is that?

These so-called refugees are going to Europe to drain their resources and take over. Plain and simple. They bring nothing with them but belligerence and death if Europeans do not comply. How else do you explain these “refugees” breaking Christian statues and pissing on them? How do you explain them turning down bottles of water because the bottles have a cross on them? How do you explain them turning down FOOD because it isn’t halal? And if it’s such a crisis, where the fuck is the United Nations? My uncle fled commie Cuba with nothing but the clothes on his back, and he traded his shoes for the chance to eat from some farmer’s pig trough, drank water from the street ditches, and was grateful to God for the bounty. And you have these fucking dickwrinkles demanding Europeans obey halal dietary practices while the fuckers provide nothing but trash? Fucking ingrates.

I pray to God the Europeans wake up to their folly but I fear it is already too late. Britain’s Labour Party is planning to outlaw “islamophobia”. Funny how they don’t outlaw anti-Jewish and anti-Christian stuff, eh? You know what I would do to anyone who broke my statue of St. Francis and pissed on it? I would break them in the same way, and then have my dog piss on the perp. I’m a lady, after all.

*Please refer to Ferran’s comment for clarification :)

When Photoshop is Your Friend

By now y’all know how much I despise P’shop. It is the bane of photography, a tool for extending lies. Sure, I sound rabid. But go to the check-out line in any store and tell me I’m wrong.

There are times, however, when even the most despicable can do a good thing. For example, remember the last interview Mrs. Hillary Clinton did?

HRC shrugging

The infamous shrug. It is now iconic around the internet. So many wonderful expressions were captured from her “I don’t know” claims.

One of my favorite Twitter peeps is @FilmLadd. His sarcasm is sublime and his sense of humor is just as dark. In his infinite wisdom, he decided the world would be a bit brighter by bringing both the shrug and P’shop together. Continue Reading

Girlie Drink of the Week

My doctor told me I was looking a bit peaked and suggested I start increasing my Vitamin C intake.

By “doctor” I mean Hubby, and by “Vitamin C” I mean this.

citrus margarita

Citrus Margarita

  • 1 part tequila
  • ½ part triple sec
  • 2 parts orange juice
  • 2 parts lime juice
  • 2 parts agave nectar or simple syrup (to taste)

Pour all ingredients into an ice-filled shaker and mix well. Strain over ice into one of them funky saucer shaped glasses, or into a highball, like I do. Garnish with citrus slices. Also, salt is optional, but I find that orange-based drinks don’t taste all that great with salt. Best part of this recipe? You can make a batch and just sit outside with the pitcher, enjoying the day. Glass is optional 😉

Best Zombie Movie Ever

So ….

What is it?

No picking the originals just cause they’re classics.

I want reasons. Cinematography. Plot. Direction. Original theories. Realism.

You can list more than one if you describe what each did well.

I’ll update with my pick and why over the weekend.


Side note: If the zombie apocalypse happens and bites aren’t contagious … an awful lot of us are going to get whacked because of Hollywood.

Bonus: best anti-zombie weapon


This shit is just old.

I’m sure you’ve all heard about the crazed fucktard shooting the reporter and cameraman or the family or the coworkers or the complete strangers in South Carolina or California or Chicago or here or there or where the fuck ever (Edit by Aggie- yesterday’s shooting was in Virginia, though it wasn’t the first, and won’t be the last, tragically).

No .. I’m not going to call for gun control or whatever knee-jerk reaction we’re going (or already are) to hear from the left and weak-ass bits of the right.


Sure there’s the occasional terrorist or put-upon fucker who has just had to much and snapped but most of these fucks are just …


They’re miserable, depressed and they want to end their fucked up lives. But they don’t have the balls to just give a blowjob to Remington or Ruger.

So they back themselves into a corner where they have no choice but to end it.

That’s what they’re doing. This is never about righteousness or revenge for real or perceived wrongs against them. Its simply about forcing themselves into a position where they have no choice but to end themselves.

Now these sad bastards offing themselves doesn’t concern me. Maybe I’m a little too libertarian in some ways. I suppose in principle I’m not opposed to providing these sad fucks with help, its just that I mostly don’t care.

I don’t care if I don’t know them. For a friend, I’d help. Its what friends do. As a stranger … not my problem.

However … these goddamned people need to nut-up and just do themselves. This bullshit of taking other people with them is … tiresome.



I’ve not followed this (or anything else really) closely so I’m unsure. If these two completed and passed training without gender consideration, I’m all for putting them in it.

A warrior is a warrior.

I’ve never been a fan of “gender normalization”. Which is to say, “balancing” the requirements for non-men. If these two hit the mark at the same scale as all the other Rangers, then I think it’d be wrong to deny them their right to kill and/or die.

The general argument is that men would be too protective of the women to be effective in a mixed team. Maybe. But I really do think (hope) that if said women have actually proved themselves equal to the task as the men around them, the protective instinct would be (mostly) a non-issue.

Yes, I’m sure it introduces complications … but in my experience with “elites” of any sort, if you’re truly qualified (in their eyes) then you’re not a woman or a man. You’re a warrior.

And the US needs all the warriors it can get.