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The new name for the Middle East should be...

  • Glowinthedarkstan (78%, 45 Votes)
  • Ground Zero Ocean (12%, 7 Votes)
  • Victory Desert (10%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 58

Start Date: December 1, 2011 @ 4:52 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Who do you predict to win the Rep Nomination?

  • Cain (48%, 52 Votes)
  • Romney (21%, 23 Votes)
  • Perry (17%, 19 Votes)
  • Ron Paul! (14%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 109

Start Date: September 28, 2011 @ 9:09 am
End Date: No Expiry

Did Perry shit the bed this time?

  • Yep (62%, 16 Votes)
  • He's playing to the middle (12%, 3 Votes)
  • RINO! (12%, 3 Votes)
  • Nope (12%, 3 Votes)
  • Ron Paul (2%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 26

Start Date: September 23, 2011 @ 12:27 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Did Bachmann shit the bed with "Guardasil causes mental retardation"?

  • Yep (54%, 25 Votes)
  • She was already "done" before this (20%, 9 Votes)
  • Nope (15%, 7 Votes)
  • You're a RINO for asking! (7%, 3 Votes)
  • Ron Paul (4%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 46

Start Date: September 13, 2011 @ 2:48 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Your pick ?

  • Perry (64%, 65 Votes)
  • Bachmann (22%, 22 Votes)
  • Paul (11%, 11 Votes)
  • Romney (3%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 102

Start Date: August 25, 2011 @ 10:08 am
End Date: No Expiry