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May 10

What a Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 10, 2013 in Funny Pics, Icon, Open Thread

This week we heard from whistleblowers on what happened in Benghazi last September, found a trio of women that had been missing for over ten years sequestered in some animal’s basement, had several families rip Teh Prez a new asshole demand answers over the helicopter crash that killed members of SEAL Team 6, Boston police disclose that FBI never shared information with them over the islamojihadist asswipes, and the Dow Jones broke the 15,000 mark.

Oh, and Prince Harry is here on a tour.

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Seriously, what the hell?? What is so special about this week, anyway?? It’s almost like it’s going through menopause.

Oh, right…. MOTHER’S DAY!!!

Well, good luck with the rest of the week ;)

Apr 15

Got Valium?

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 15, 2013 in AssHatery, Bonus Hooker, Idiotarians

Because you’ll need it. That, or liquor. Whatever gets you through the day.

Secretary of State John Kerry will meet with the family of diplomat killed in Afghanistan. The families of Ambassador Chris Stevens, Ty Woods, Glen Doherty and Sean Smith couldn’t be reached for comment.

Rochester, NY, decides to spit on history. I mean, what the shit did we fight the Brits for again?

Californians are A-OK with being subjects. Screw that “liberty” crap and pass them more weed.

Here, have a happy.

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I do like her shoes. They make me happy. Hope y’all have a good one! ;)

Mar 26

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, March 26, 2013 in BOOZE!!, BOTW

I have German friends in town for a two week visit, so I have this waiting for me come Easter Sunday!

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Ok, so they are partaking of Mexican and Texas beers. I am paying tribute to their visit with German beer. Sue me.

Y’all have no idea how hard it is to see this in my fridge, waiting for me. GAH!!

Hope y’all have a wonderful Tuesday :D

Mar 20

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 in HOOKER!!, HOTW

I guess ArmedGeek is running late, so this will have to do.

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I know EFA would have liked her ;)

Mar 5

Icon of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 in Awesomeness, Icon, Retro hooker

It has been a long time since I featured an icon. But I was watching Vertigo a few days ago, and remembered how beautiful and striking Kim Novak was back in the day.

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The first movie I saw her in was Bell Book and Candle. I loved that movie, and my dad said if I really liked her, I should watch Vertigo. Needless to say, that was awesome. And then she quietly retired to Oregon, where she raised horses and llamas.

Is it any wonder I like her??

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And she liked pearls, too.

If y’all would like to watch some of her movies, Turner Classic Movies will be hosting a Kim Novak tribute with an interview and several of her films on March 6. Grab some popcorn :)

Feb 6

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, February 6, 2013 in HOTW

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Jan 9

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, January 9, 2013 in HOTW

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Dec 26

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, December 26, 2012 in HOTW

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Dec 23

Pre-Christmas Open Thread

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, December 23, 2012 in Awesomeness, Bonus Hooker, Open Thread

I’m not posting tomorrow or Christmas Day, so here is your chance to clog Teh Interwebnets™ with abandon.

Don’t say I never do anything for y’all.

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So, my friends, if money, time and effort were no objects, what would y’all like to get for Christmas?

This ought to be awesome!!! HAHAHAHA!!! :D

Dec 19

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, December 19, 2012 in HOTW

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