Headlines
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
A Rainy Saturday
Why is it that major storms come through in the middle of the night? I think I got maybe four hours of sleep last night. If that. I’m not upset that we got rain, mind you. It’s the timing of it.
But rain produces nice results.
Without rain, our wells would run dry, and the term “dry” is not well-liked around here, is it??
Just remember, if you do get drenched in cold, hard rain, you should run a hot bath and soak immediately.
It’s for your own good 
Why Sunday Was a Great Day
Yesterday there were two major playoff games: NY Giants versus Atlanta Falcons, and Denver Broncos versus Pittsburg Steelers. I had no dog in those fights. But I will say I was particularly delighted to see Denver win. No….. not because Tim Tebow is a wonderful example of a Christian and a very nice guy. That’s just icing.
That kind of icing has no calories, and it’s so good for you.
No, the reason I was happy, gloriously happy, is due to the fact that after this spewage:
….Bill Maher can’t be reached for comment. He is no longer vacationing in Hawaii, but his twitterings have been silent for a few days. I can’t imagine why, can you?
Of course I could be over-reaching here, and it may just boil down to the fact that Mr. Tebow happened to have dated* this young lady:
That would be enough to drive a 55 year old to boozing and bitching, especially when he is known for dating women whose resumés included porn films and strip clubs, and looked every bit like they did.
*(Thanks to Lizard for the info)
Classy Hooker
This is my poor attempt at classing up the joint while keeping to our standards.
Click twice for embiggeniliciousness.
Have a wonderful Sunday!! 
Update [ArmedGeek]: Hey, y’all! I kinda wanted to apologize for being so very MIA lately. I’ve been working on a promotion at work and the workload for that has been significant. Fear not, once I get promoted (if I get promoted) then I can go back to only working at work 
Overnight Hooker
Most of you are in bed right now and will probably find her in the morning. Still, I’m posting this at midnight, so I can title it whatever I want.
Have a little sip
And So It Begins…
Yeppers…. it’s COLLEGE BOWL TIME!!!
First up, Gildan New Mexico Bowl, featuring Temple Owls versus Wyoming Cowboys. Now, where I come from, cowboys always have an edge on owls. But you never know. For the next three weeks we shall be entertained by the most hyped and the least appreciated teams in college footballdom. AWESOMENESS!!!
Yes, I know that is neither an owl nor a cowboy. But do you really care??
Obviously Not Two Front Teeth
I love Christmas. I love Hanukkah. I even love the paganism of Winter Solstice. I love giving at this time of year, in charity, to friends and neighbors, to family, and even to some I’ve never met before, but consider friends all the same. I love walking into a store and perusing for the one thing that screams a recipient’s name, or making my own gift for a special person.
I just do not get the overblown, overpriced, one-of-a-kind useless gift that some people with money to burn will buy.
One year, the Neiman Marcus catalog had a (I’m not kidding here) Longhorn Steer Portable Desk. The desk was the average size of a Longhorn steer, and had wheels hidden under the “hooves” so you, the wealthy rancher, could roll it out to the pasture and do business while being cleverly disguised from your herd. The price on that tomfoolery was $65,000.
That was the price in 1984.
Of course, we are all familiar with the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra™. The 2010 edition was worth only $2 million:
That bra wasn’t all that spectacular. What’s in it sure is, but the bra, not so much. I much prefer this year’s entry into the Fantasy Bra That Will Never Sell™ category:
Why?? Because PEARLS!!! And Miranda Kerr looks happy compared to Adriana Lima, who always looks so damn angry, probably because her bra is too tight.
Any other ostentatious gifts that boggle the mind? If you know of any, leave links in your comments so we all can laugh and laugh
Feeling Blue
Brad from Bring the Heat, Bring the Stupid was kind enough to provide y’all with a bonus hooker.
And if y’all aren’t perusing the Load HEAT posts, you’re being stupid
A Vorpal Hooker for This Frabjous Day
Yes, I have to be different.
She has nothing to do with Lewis Caroll. I just dug the title. But is this not a fabulous hooker for today??
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