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May 7

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 in BOOZE!!

Well, last weekend I attended the local Wein & Saengerfestâ„¢ and had the opportunity to sample many, many Texas wines. It was a lot of fun, particularly because the weather co-operated and it was breezy and nice for a change. Still got sunburned, though.

One of the vineyards featured was Los Pinos (The Pines) Winery. Their selections were Texas and Western themed, which made for great conversation. Of the four wines they were showcasing, one tickled my sweet tooth.

all my x's wine label

All My X’s Sweet Red! It was very good: sweet, but not too sweet. The young woman said it was the most popular because of the name. After looking at the label, I had to differ. The only drawback is you find yourself singing that song, and George Strait is one hell of an earworm. Anyway, I would have taken a pic of the bottle, but it’s already in the recycling bin.

Don’t judge me ;)

Apr 17

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, April 17, 2013 in Awesomeness, HOTW

Well, today’s HOTW is exceptional and not along the H&B norm, but ArmedGeek ain’t here, so here you go:

buff navy gal

Thanks to Conservative Hideout for the inspiration ;)

Apr 10

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, April 10, 2013 in HOOKER!!, HOTW

Someone forgot. Again.

sexy tank top

Can’t let y’all down, can I?? ;)

Mar 20

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 in HOOKER!!, HOTW

I guess ArmedGeek is running late, so this will have to do.

blonde in stockings

I know EFA would have liked her ;)

Dec 12

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, December 12, 2012 in Awesomeness, HOOKER!!, HOTW

Apparently, someone who shall remain nameless is too busy to put up eye candy, so the job falls to yours truly.

gun babe

Heh! :D

Nov 21

Hooker of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 in HOOKER!!, HOTW

Ok, so she isn’t the best hoo’er I could find. ArmedGeek is still at work, and I am home with the kidlets.

Consider yourselves lucky I found one ;)

Oct 13

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, October 13, 2012 in Awesomeness, Teh Funny

At least, for some of us today!!

Still, not as awesome for y’all as March 14th, but good enough to tide y’all until then.

Hope y’all enjoy the liberation ;)

Jul 28

The Ceremony is Over

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, July 28, 2012 in Bonus Hooker, Entertainment, Sports

And it was just as bad as I thought it would be. I have part 1 at Sithy, and part 2 will be written tomorrow.

Top Ten Idiocies of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies:

  • Voldemort
  • Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • HUGE creepy baby
  • Hospital beds
  • Clubbing scene
  • Dancing nurses
  • Tribute to music by decades
  • Random carnival goers
  • The Queen parachuting in (Ok, that was rather cute, but it would NEVER happen)

And the Number One Idiocy of the Opening Ceremony:

  • Meredith Vieira and Matt Lauer commenting on the AWESOMENESS of Danny Boyle’s trainspotting slumdogs. Or something.

Anyway, here’s a palate cleanser for y’all:

Hope y’all enjoy your Saturday!! ;)

Jul 14

So Much Better as a Human

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, July 14, 2012 in Bonus Hooker, Open Thread

En route to inlaws so A) pray for me, 2) enjoy the eye candy, and iii) don’t burn the place down while I’m gone.

Because I have the marshmallows ;)

May 4

May the Fourth Be With Y’all

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 4, 2012 in Awesomeness, Extra Hookers, holiday, Open Thread

Yep, Nerdom celebrates Star Wars Day today!! Eldest wishes to borrow some of my accoutrements for school today, so Darth Kitty earrings and Sith shirt will be on parade at the high school. As for me, I shall not be lacking, for I shall be enticing people to come to the Dark Sideâ„¢ by way of cookies.

And what kind of hostess would I be, if I didn’t offer milk with those cookies??

I am very considerate.

And how are y’all getting your geek on today?? :D