Hookers and Booze » boobs http://www.hookersandbooze.com What else does a man need ? Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Rainy Saturdayhttp://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/a-rainy-saturday/ http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/a-rainy-saturday/#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:54:36 +0000 LC Aggie Sith http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=7206 Why is it that major storms come through in the middle of the night? I think I got maybe four hours of sleep last night. If that. I’m not upset that we got rain, mind you. It’s the timing of it.

But rain produces nice results.

Without rain, our wells would run dry, and the term “dry” is not well-liked around here, is it??

Just remember, if you do get drenched in cold, hard rain, you should run a hot bath and soak immediately.

It’s for your own good ;)

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That kind of icing has no calories, and it’s so good for you.

No, the reason I was happy, gloriously happy, is due to the fact that after this spewage:

….Bill Maher can’t be reached for comment. He is no longer vacationing in Hawaii, but his twitterings have been silent for a few days. I can’t imagine why, can you?

Of course I could be over-reaching here, and it may just boil down to the fact that Mr. Tebow happened to have dated* this young lady:

That would be enough to drive a 55 year old to boozing and bitching, especially when he is known for dating women whose resumés included porn films and strip clubs, and looked every bit like they did.

*(Thanks to Lizard for the info)

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Click twice for embiggeniliciousness.

Have a wonderful Sunday!! :D

Update [ArmedGeek]: Hey, y’all! I kinda wanted to apologize for being so very MIA lately. I’ve been working on a promotion at work and the workload for that has been significant. Fear not, once I get promoted (if I get promoted) then I can go back to only working at work :)

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Enjoy your Thursday ;)

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Have a little sip ;)

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]]> http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/12/hooker-of-the-week-86/feed/ 13 And So It Begins…http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/12/and-so-it-begins/ http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/12/and-so-it-begins/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 17:04:20 +0000 LC Aggie Sith http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=6879 Yeppers…. it’s COLLEGE BOWL TIME!!!

First up, Gildan New Mexico Bowl, featuring Temple Owls versus Wyoming Cowboys. Now, where I come from, cowboys always have an edge on owls. But you never know. For the next three weeks we shall be entertained by the most hyped and the least appreciated teams in college footballdom. AWESOMENESS!!!

Yes, I know that is neither an owl nor a cowboy. But do you really care?? ;)

]]> http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/12/and-so-it-begins/feed/ 16 Obviously Not Two Front Teethhttp://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/12/obviously-not-two-front-teeth/ http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/12/obviously-not-two-front-teeth/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:14:02 +0000 LC Aggie Sith http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=6859 I love Christmas. I love Hanukkah. I even love the paganism of Winter Solstice. I love giving at this time of year, in charity, to friends and neighbors, to family, and even to some I’ve never met before, but consider friends all the same. I love walking into a store and perusing for the one thing that screams a recipient’s name, or making my own gift for a special person.

I just do not get the overblown, overpriced, one-of-a-kind useless gift that some people with money to burn will buy.

One year, the Neiman Marcus catalog had a (I’m not kidding here) Longhorn Steer Portable Desk. The desk was the average size of a Longhorn steer, and had wheels hidden under the “hooves” so you, the wealthy rancher, could roll it out to the pasture and do business while being cleverly disguised from your herd. The price on that tomfoolery was $65,000.

That was the price in 1984.

Of course, we are all familiar with the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra™. The 2010 edition was worth only $2 million:

That bra wasn’t all that spectacular. What’s in it sure is, but the bra, not so much. I much prefer this year’s entry into the Fantasy Bra That Will Never Sell™ category:

Why?? Because PEARLS!!! And Miranda Kerr looks happy compared to Adriana Lima, who always looks so damn angry, probably because her bra is too tight.

Any other ostentatious gifts that boggle the mind? If you know of any, leave links in your comments so we all can laugh and laugh :D

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And if y’all aren’t perusing the Load HEAT posts, you’re being stupid ;)

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She has nothing to do with Lewis Caroll. I just dug the title. But is this not a fabulous hooker for today?? ;)

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