For the life of me, I don’t understand what is so hard about getting me knives or ordnance. — LC Aggie Sith

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Mar 21

A Query For the Quorum

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, March 21, 2014 in blogosphere, Open Thread, Rants

That makes no sense, except that I wanted to use the letter “Q” in the title today. It’s a title as good as any, right? But it is not without merit. We are predictable in this here blog. Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays have predetermined themes, and Cthulhu forbid I stray from Wednesday’s theme, ever. Y’all would hunt me down like a pack of rabid coyotes and set my world on fire. Maybe. But technically that leaves three days in which to write about current events, or politics, or even….



…..maybe. Booze is a great topic but y’all don’t care much for girlie drinks, and The Blog Boss won’t be returning for a while as yet, so you’ll have to deal with frou-frou drinks until then. So the questions (Hurray for the letter “Q”!!) for today is: would y’all like to see posts on the weekends, and if so, what topics do y’all want covered?

I bet BC will chime in with some interesting topics :D

Mar 14

Guess What Day It Is??

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, March 14, 2014 in Awesomeness, holiday, Teh Funny

It is March 14th. This is the day most revered by men everywhere. Why? Because after the mental breakdown of February 14th, every guy deserves to be repaid in kind.

steak and bj ad

So gentlemen, make sure to remind your lady of your sacrifices on Valentine’s Day, so that she may accommodate your preferences today. If y’all need help, you can always go to the official website for more details.

Not that y’all need them ;)

Mar 6

Thursday Random

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, March 6, 2014 in Bonus Hooker, Funny Pics, Randomness

le gogh lol


Mar 2

Happy Texas Independence Day!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, March 2, 2014 in Awesomeness, History, Personal

That’s right. We still celebrate our independence here. And unlike some other people over by California, we don’t get pissed off if you are wearing a T-shirt with the Stars and Stripes on it.

texas flag

Also of note, it is our esteemed hosts celebration of another complete trip around Sol, so make sure to give him some luv in the comments, ya hear??


And may you have many, many more :D

Feb 28


Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 28, 2014 in Funny Pics, Movies, Open Thread

I will be the first to admit, I am a wuss. Scary movies are just NOT my thing. I like suspense, but abhor the gore. And senseless fright is just stupid, in my ever humble opinion. But some people really, REALLY like scary flicks. My 14 year old’s favorite TV channel is Chiller. She was in absolute euphoria while Tiberius was visiting, because he has the same taste in scary movies that she does.

She does not get that from me.

It clown from hell

Getting a thrill from fright is fun for some people. For me, it involves a lot of pain. I don’t handle adrenaline as well as most people. Still, suspense in the order of a Hitchcock film is sublime, and my preferred type of fright. Though to this day I refuse to watch The Birds again.

And what’s your favorite fright flick? :)

Feb 27

Thursday Random

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, February 27, 2014 in Bonus Hooker, Funny Pics, HOOKER!!, Randomness, Teh Funny

post no bills lol


Feb 21

Mass Hysteria!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 21, 2014 in Funny Pics, Open Thread, Teh Funny

Why do I say that?

Because my niece just adopted two cats, and she brought them home to her dogs.


dogs and cat

I am a dog person, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a fluffy bundle of cat. And as we acquire a larger menagerie each year, going from one dog to two dogs, two pythons, and a golden mouse, things get a bit more complicated. But for some reason I really do have a block against having cats and dogs living together. I don’t understand why, seeing as Hubby grew up with inside dogs and outside cats, and we had an outside cat population as well. Maybe Ghostbusters had an even more profound effect n me than I previously thought.

And how do your pets get along with each other? Is it all cuddles and purrs, or hisses and growls? :D

Feb 14

Chemical Romance

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 14, 2014 in Funny Pics, Open Thread, Teh Funny

Heh, what a title, and I am sure y’all went in a different tangent.

It’s that dreaded so-called holiday, Valentine’s Day. Which if Hallmark was honest, it would tell you St. Valentin was imprisoned, beaten, stoned and eventually beheaded.

All’s fair in love… Forget it.

Anyway, one of the more popular gifts to give a sweetheart is scent. I have several bottles on my dresser. By “several”, I mean eleven. And that’s not counting the ones on the bathroom counter and the ones still in their boxes. Of all the scents, I have only purchased two for myself, so don’t think I am obsessed. It’s just that it’s an easy gift and the bottles make for a happy Aggie. But that doesn’t meant they are all hits, either. Some of them are downright stinkers and for the life of me, I can’t understand why anyone would pay $60 for a bottle of perfume (I’m looking at you, bottle of L’Eau D’Issey) that smells like donkey sweat distilled in grapes.

new perfume cyanide and happiness

So my friends, what is y’all’s favorite scents to wear, if any? And what are some that should be eradicated from this planet? :D

Jan 30

Thursday Random

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, January 30, 2014 in Randomness

I’m sorry but its gotten to the point that I do not currently have time to keep up with this. I hope that I can pick this up again once I have more time.



Since our host is extremely busy right now, I’ll just post some funneh I have found in the interwebnets for now.

chinese engrish


Jan 17

Trash or Treasure

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, January 17, 2014 in Funny Pics, Open Thread

I know next to nothing about art. I studied anthropology, not art history. History makes it more reputable, so I hear. All I know is I had to take some classes on art appreciation in order to distinguish the difference between Jackson Pollock dripping paint on canvas and ME dripping paint on canvas. You want to know the difference?


That’s it. You and I can drip paint all over a canvas and make it look like one of his hot messes, but it won’t fetch $40 million. Same with Picasso. Gawd, I hate that commie dickwrinkle. But I have to admit, he was an expert at reinventing the wheel. And he was famous because HE DID IT FIRST!! He did Cubism, Glassicim, Surrealism, and did it first. Georgia O’Keefe painted vulvic flowers first. Monet made impressions first. Surat made points first.

Sometimes it seems as though it’s all about being first, not necessarily about talent.

tree painting bob ross

But I do know one thing about art: I know what I like. I don’t like messes, but I do like paradoxes. I ♥ Dalí as much as I ♥ Wyeth. I like Van Gogh as much as I like Warhol. And I despise Pollock as much as I despise Picasso. It’s all relative, I suppose. It really depends on what your definition of “art” is. I know I can stand in front of a painting by Winslow Homer for hours, and barely give a passing glance to one by Edouard Manet. Yes, it’s pretty, but it doesn’t move me in any way except to get me to the other side of the gallery.

And what do y’all consider “art”? :D