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Apr 17

Thursday Random

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, April 17, 2014 in Awesomeness, Bonus Hooker, Funny Pics, Randomness, Teh Funny

ozzy bat lol

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Dec 30

Be It Resolved

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, December 30, 2013 in holiday, Social

At last, 2013 comes to a close. Some who know me know this has been a very rough year. Overall there is no end to my blessings, though. Family, friends, near and far, all are always in mind and heart.

But there is one thing I find so annoying, that I tend to shirk every social post and comment about it.

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS!!!

Don’t get me wrong. I do like to socialize and have fun and watch fireworks and ring in the New Year. Out with the old, in with the new, right? (Which reminds me: I need to go through my closet and downsize.) But every time January rolls around, everyone asks me the same thing: What’s your New Year’s resolution?? Why, WHY, WHY do I need to make any?

2014

I like food. I like drink. I fit into my clothes. I love and take care of my family. I take care of my health. I call my folks. I keep in touch with friends. In short, I do everything that covers most resolutions, including staying out of jail, and carrying bail money for those who don’t. So no, I won’t be making any resolutions any more. I am better off correcting myself throughout the year than piling everything on at once. Just enjoy the year, both bad and good.

Besides, there’s Lent for that :D

Cross-posted at Sithy Things.

Jul 8

Wanna Know Why Ted Cruz is Awesome??

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 8, 2013 in Awesomeness, Everyday Hero

Because he takes after his father!!

Found through Aewl, who got it from The Chief.

Your challenge? To make this go VIRAL. Social media, blogs, emails, any way you can.

Learn it, love it, LIVE IT!!

Jun 15

Saturday Awesomeness

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, June 15, 2013 in Awesomeness, Military, religion of piece

I think the military needs to get this contract.

jihawg ammo

A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive approach. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins. (From WND)

I ask you: how many of the islamojihadist jackwagons would take the risk, knowing they would NOT get into “Paradise”??

Hat tip: MrFixit.

Apr 19

Memorable Babble

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, April 19, 2013 in blogosphere, Open Thread

I like Fridays around the interwebtubenets. Usually those are the days for a specific theme at several blogs. For example, our friend JohnD over at Nobody Move! has Friday Movie Quote. Last week on our Open Thread, maestro semprinin  suggested that we post our favorite movie quotes. And with the amount of cinematic wordsmithery out there, this should be a piece of cake for most of y’all.

movie quotes

Yes, there are some people like that.

Anyway, rules are simple: everybody can post a limit of five quotes, giving the line, actor, and title.The more obscure, the better. Familiar quotes are fine, but make sure to quote correctly. None of this “Do you feel lucky, punk?” crap*. So, get started!!

*The actual quote is “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

 

Apr 8

A Friendly FYI

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 8, 2013 in Awesomeness, blogosphere, Extra Hookers

There has been a bit of a tweak in the time-space continuum.

Soylent Green had to rebuild his blog over at the other platform from hell Blogger, and his deliciousness can be found at several places, including Soylent Siberia, The Soylent Sage, and Soylent Green.

Just stick with Soylent Siberia for the most part. Even though it’s Blogger.

And I have now been informed that our blogger friend, XBradTC, has a new (well, “new” in that he is now actively posting stuff there) blog. His deliciousness can be found over at The Captives. A sample:

garter and desk

He likes tushies, and so do y’all.

Consider this my public service announcement for the week ;)

Jan 12

Assault Everything

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, January 12, 2013 in Funny Pics

No, that’s not a directive, people.

assault items lol

The whole thing made me chuckle, but I laughed out loud at the Toyota. Why?

Because it’s not a Prius :D

Have a great Saturday!!

Graphic found at The Blacksphere’s Facebook page.

Oct 6

Master Debate Update!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, October 6, 2012 in Awesomeness, Politics

So, the libtardverse was atwitter with accusations that Mitt Romney cheated on the debates because ZOMG!!! they spied a white item on his podium!!!

No, that ain’t a joke.The left was just aghast at the way Romney bitchslapped Prez Pussy was doing all he could to win. Never let it be said that the right will not own up to mistakes made by our nominee, though.

Courtesy of Moe Lane, who will go through the mantle and into the inner core to dig for the truth.

Seriously, just when I think the leftists can’t go lower, I discover how wrong I am.

Oct 5

Master Debater

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, October 5, 2012 in Open Thread, Politics

Saw this and I laughed hysterically.

So, tell us what you thought of the first debate. I know it was on Wednesday, but c’mon! It’s still funny as hell :D

Jun 15

Friday Levity

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, June 15, 2012 in Open Thread, Teh Funny

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.”

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

“Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. So, let’s head to the club and have a martini.”

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. “I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.”

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, “Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?”

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