Memorable Babble
I like Fridays around the interwebtubenets. Usually those are the days for a specific theme at several blogs. For example, our friend JohnD over at Nobody Move! has Friday Movie Quote. Last week on our Open Thread, maestro semprinin suggested that we post our favorite movie quotes. And with the amount of cinematic wordsmithery out there, this should be a piece of cake for most of y’all.
Yes, there are some people like that.
Anyway, rules are simple: everybody can post a limit of five quotes, giving the line, actor, and title.The more obscure, the better. Familiar quotes are fine, but make sure to quote correctly. None of this “Do you feel lucky, punk?” crap*. So, get started!!
*The actual quote is “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
A Friendly FYI
There has been a bit of a tweak in the time-space continuum.
Soylent Green had to rebuild his blog over at the other platform from hell Blogger, and his deliciousness can be found at several places, including Soylent Siberia, The Soylent Sage, and Soylent Green.
Just stick with Soylent Siberia for the most part. Even though it’s Blogger.
And I have now been informed that our blogger friend, XBradTC, has a new (well, “new” in that he is now actively posting stuff there) blog. His deliciousness can be found over at The Captives. A sample:
He likes tushies, and so do y’all.
Consider this my public service announcement for the week 
Assault Everything
No, that’s not a directive, people.
The whole thing made me chuckle, but I laughed out loud at the Toyota. Why?
Because it’s not a Prius 
Have a great Saturday!!
Graphic found at The Blacksphere’s Facebook page.
Master Debate Update!
So, the libtardverse was atwitter with accusations that Mitt Romney cheated on the debates because ZOMG!!! they spied a white item on his podium!!!
No, that ain’t a joke.The left was just aghast at the way Romney bitchslapped Prez Pussy was doing all he could to win. Never let it be said that the right will not own up to mistakes made by our nominee, though.
Courtesy of Moe Lane, who will go through the mantle and into the inner core to dig for the truth.
Seriously, just when I think the leftists can’t go lower, I discover how wrong I am.
Master Debater
Saw this and I laughed hysterically.
So, tell us what you thought of the first debate. I know it was on Wednesday, but c’mon! It’s still funny as hell
Friday Levity
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.”
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
“Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. So, let’s head to the club and have a martini.”
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. “I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.”
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, “Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?”
Because I’m a Very Nosey Parker
It’s Sunday, I’m bored, and y’all need entertainment.
The first time I read this my four words were “Happy”, Genuine”, “Patient”, and “Elegant”.
Yes, I think it’s full of shit, too
Scotland Forever
Gratuitously borrowed from our friend, Sentry.
Wow….just wow….
Excuse me. I have to go douse myself in very cold water now
Scorched Earth
And I want it like BURNING!!!!
Perhaps I will own one in time for next year’s Alpha Proxima Day. The only thing missing is a Goron voodoo doll set up on a spike above it
Spread the Word
And the word is BREITBART.
Courtesy of bigfurhat at iOTW.
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