Courtesy of Theo, and thanks to XBradTC. Because I have better things to do than look for scantily clad women

Moving on (before a tirade sets in), here is a gift guide for the holiday that will hopefully make things easy….well, easier….ok, not get anyone in trouble.

As a general rule, women hate getting clothing for Christmas, unless they get to pick it out themselves. Sometimes our significant others tend to buy the wrong size. This is a losing situation for them: too small, and we cry about needing a bigger size, or too big, and we cry because they think we are fat. But PJs are different!! The only thing men have to remember is what kind to get. Trust me, you do not want to get a hankie with straps at Victoria’s Secret when your beloved prefers 7 oz weight flannel.

Or vice versa.

Anyway, you can’t go wrong with a PajamaGram. They have beautiful PJs in different styles, and all of them come in a sweet hatbox. You can even have the PJs personalized.

Comfy and cute! And warm…very warm!! And you can wear these all day. Total win!!

Another good gift to give is the gift of scent. Trust me when I say that a woman is more apt to be impressed by a bottle of perfume than by a car deodorizer, ok? However, a man can’t just pick something willy-nilly and think he’s going to get kudos. Tresór by Lancôme may be the second best selling perfume in the world, but that doesn’t mean it will smell like it on her skin. Perusing her vanity table and paying attention to what she wears is crucial here. If that isn’t a possibility, then go out of this world to get her something special!

Zen perfume was synthesized from the scent of roses that were sent up to the space station. Turns out, the scent of roses change when in zero gravity. Yes, I want to grow roses in zero gravity now. What??

Of course, some of y’all will just be too terrified about picking the wrong thing, be it clothing or perfume. In this case I say, go for the bling. Jewelry never fails, as long as it’s not a gangster emblem hanging from a huge chain. That’s just tacky. Necklaces and bracelets are always a safe bet, because you don’t need to know sizes for rings, or if she has pierced ears (you should know these things by now, but I will cut you some slack here). A very popular trend right now is the charm bracelet. Some, like Pandora™ and Trollbeads™, tend to be very pricey, but there are other options that are more affordable, like Brighton. They have a huge selection of charms, which makes making a unique personalized bracelet very easy.

Just remember to pay attention to her favorite things, and you can’t go wrong!

Hope you enjoyed shopping with Aggie. The next instalment will be Blood, Sweat, and Tears. Also known as Valentine’s Day

*Crossposted at Sithy Things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7yYEoFgG4I

By the way, just who is watching The Longhorn Network??

Video hat tip to LC Draco.

If y’all ever wondered if there was shuttle service to Hades, now you know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrvOeDxBrw

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!

Here’s a little brain cleanser for making you listen to hippies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giAQuLntqXY

Stolen Creatively borrowed from Veeshir

So, to the infiltrated 99%, who can’t tell they are being used by the marxists, communists, and nazis infiltrating their so-called movement, and especially to that horrid excuse for a breeding female who claims she is doing exactly what the military does, I give y’all a hearty SCREW YOU!!

And hat tip goes to LC LtC

This is the work of Exurban League. They are now in the demigod ranks.

That’s right: TREKKIES, not TREKKERS!!! I’m having the best morning EVAH!!!!

The recycling bin was pretty full

Anyway, our friend Bako was kind enough to inspire me. Actually, I asked him if he could recommend a girlie drink, and then he said he would never do such a thing, but being the kind and thoughtful soul he is, he took pity and suggested a very simple and refreshing cocktail.

TEQUILA GIMLET:

• 1 oz. Lemon Juice
• ¼ oz Rose’s Lime Juice
• 2 oz Silver Tequila

Shake well with ice in a shaker and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with sugar and lime slices, if desired.

I did it as Bako suggested, using all fresh lime juice. And at that ratio, I’m sure it would knock me out, so I did 2 oz. of lime juice to 1 oz of tequila.

It knocked me out anyway.

*My shameless attempt to get on the front page of G00000gle for the term BOOZE.

UPDATE!!!!

I have to underline here that our friend Bako only suggested the cocktail as he makes it, which is equal parts of lime juice and tequila.

He is in no way associated with ever suggesting the use of Rose’s lime juice. Ever. In anything. Eleventy!!!