I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.— Frank Sinatra

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Apr 13

ZOMG!!!1111ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 in Everyday Hero, Social, Teh Funny

Today I cleaned the bathrooms, no easy task, and had to wade (yes, wade) into son’s room to ferret out his laundry. It was a regular day, full of the crap moms do and full of the crap that needs to be done. Gah, truth be known I am still cleaning up. But I went to check the mail today, thinking, “Shit, the HEB circular better have ground beef on sale,” when I found a small package. At first, I thought I had ordered yet another bauble from QVC, but no…. wrong packaging. So, I went home, and opened it and ZOMG!!!!

A late Christmas gift from my boss, ArmedGeek!!! IS THIS NOT THE AWESOMEST MUG EVAH??? And before y’all think you can swipe it so you can get serious geek cred, think again. It was personalized:

And don’t worry. I sent him booze for Christmas but I couldn’t find a hooker to mail ;)

Apr 2

Random Crap on a Saturday

Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, April 2, 2011 in Extra Hookers, Teh Funny

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Mar 20

Sunday Funny

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, March 20, 2011 in Funny Pics, Teh Funny

Frankly, I have nothing today. I am making chicken and rice soup and trying to get laundry done in a futile attempt at normalcy, and I really hate that word. So, here:

Based on a true story.

Hat tip: B.C. Imperial Torturer

Feb 2

Mel Strikes Again

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, February 2, 2011 in Friendly Wager, Teh Funny

A few days ago, Mel over at Big Fat Nerve threw yet another gauntlet at her gullible readers. The challenge: to come up with a band name, album title, and cover art using various websites. This is my entry:

It actually speaks to me. Well, more like screams about me, doesn’t it? Here are the rules:

1 – Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 – Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 – Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 – Use Photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.
5 – Post it on your blog along with these instructions, and trackback or link to your post in these comments.

Have fun!! :)

Jan 16

Song for Sunday!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, January 16, 2011 in Entertainment, Music

Saw this video at H2, and just had to share.

No, I don’t wear the pants in the house. I do wear  the apron ;)

Jan 12

You first, Georgie

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 in AssHatery, Ecowackos, Left Wing Media, Political Correctness, Politics

I swear, just when you think the liberals can’t dig further to China, one comes out of the manure pile to prove me wrong. I’m referring to the ramblings writings scratchings droolings ramblings of George Monbiot, out favoritest moonbat. He writes in The Guardian (no linkage, as it makes me feel…. dirty):

Let’s Take The Housing Fight to Wealthy Owners With Empty Spare Rooms

Those who insist on under occupying their homes should be forced to pay for the priviledge, or take in a charity lodger.

No, that isn’t a bunch of typos. That was the byline for Georgie Moonbat’s article at The Guardian. Luckily, a reader at The Telegraph caught a screenshot. And why would you need a screenshot, you ask? Well, because someone at The Guardian woke up and scrubbed it, replacing it with this byline:

The hidden truth about our housing crisis is that it is driven by under-occupation

Wow…what a subtle change. From “force to pay for the priviledge” of actually OWNING your own home, to ZOMG!! “the hidden truth” and “under-occupation”. Seriously,  this idiot is advocating that owners essentially give up what they have rightly earned to others who have not. And why?? Because Moonbat believes that housing is a common resource, like oh, I don’t know…. federal lands? public roads? public parks? Shit if I know. I’m not British. Or a Moonbat. In Georgie’s Moonbattery World, he believes, and I am NOT making this up, that it was a mistake to allow the Market, and the Market alone, to determine who gets what. Here in the USA, we call that opportunity. Georgie calls it thievery:

Either we ensure that it is used wisely and fairly, or we allow its distribution to become the starkest expression of inequality. The UK appears to have chosen the second option. We have allowed the market, and the market alone, to decide who gets what – which means that families in desperate need of bigger homes are crammed together in squalid conditions, while those who have more space than they know what to do with face neither economic nor social pressure to downsize

Ahhhh….fairness and equality. The buzzwords of the Leftards. Gawd, can’t y’all come up with something better??? This shit is beyond tired and old. Hell, this shit is fast becoming coprolitic.

So, you first, Georgie. Tell me where you live, and I promise that, for food and shelter, I will make sure you have fresh Depends available on your nightstand.

The Telegraph has a great piece on Moonie. And as usual, the comments are snarkilicious ;)

IMPOTENT UPDATE:

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Dec 29

Abject Apologies

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, December 29, 2010 in Fambly, Music, Personal

I am so sorry I have not had the time to post anything, not even a video to pass the time. I have had guests non-stop in Casa de Aggie since the 22nd of December, not to mention my family gathering on the 25th, and the exodus to the Valley and back on the 26th, and will be hosting the inlaws this coming weekend until the next. Hubby has been getting ready to deploy, and I am helping him with last minute stuff, such as getting paperwork, uniforms, civilian clothing, etc. Being strong for the kids is also taking a toll on us, but there is no other option, right? So, I shall strive to keep a good sense of humor, even when things are a bit rough. Speaking of sense of humor:

Courtesy of Michael at Innocent Bystanders

Thanks for your patience!!! *MUAH*

Dec 19

How to Spot a Meth Lab

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, December 19, 2010 in Funny Pics, Teh Funny

This is very important need-to-know information about the menace invading our country:

Consider this your public service announcement for Sunday ;)

Courtesy Jackpine Savage.

Nov 20

Eye Candy Saturday

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, November 20, 2010 in Entertainment

Stolen gratuitously and creatively borrowed from The Asylum.

Honestly, the only thing better than cowboys and aliens is cowboys and ninjas. Oh, wait…

Can it get any better??

Nov 18

Feelin’ Groovy

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, November 18, 2010 in Everyday Hero, Last Frontier, Politics

Ok, it isn’t 59th Street Bridge, or anything to do with Simon & Garfunkel. Just a few annotations of good news around the world:

Lou Ferrigno is now deputized by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office to help patrol the Arizona border. I hope he goes the “Incredible Hulk” on the invaders.

Texas DPS is taking a stand, doing what our federal government won’t do.

Wesboro fucktards Baptist Church is picketing the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI. The world runs out of popcorn, more at 11.

Wikileaks douchenozzle in trouble once again. Sweden attempts to establish serious street cred.

Texas A&M University sends a clear message to the new legislature. And they better pay attention.

And finally, scientists managed to create and capture anti-matter!! Time to start on the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Get ready for an Earth-shattering Ka-BOOM!!!

Hope y’all’s day starts off on a groovy note :)