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Jan 28

Headlines and Their Explanations

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 28, 2013 in Government, Idiotarians, Politics

I had to laugh last night at the Drudge Report™ headline. Matt Drudge is a master of juxtaposition.

drudge i go shooting

Well, of course he does. That’s what the drones are for.

And then I read this:

ABC Gives Sen. Menendez Six Minute Interview With No Questions About FBI’s Hooker Investigation

And my thought was, why ask? It’s a resumé enhancer for a Democrat. Had it been male prostitutes, well then he would have gotten a  promotion to Obama’s cabinet.

And finally, I read more on Bloomie, and shook my head.

Seriously, why would anyone expect Bloomberg to practice anything he preaches, or dictates? That’s for the Little People™.

So, there you have a few explanations on today’s headlines. Hope y’all can still enjoy your day!

Jan 27

Satire? You Be the Judge

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, January 27, 2013 in AssHatery, Idiotarians, Politics

Honestly, I can’t tell if it’s satire or not.

dem idiot

I think the spelling gives it away. Then again, the paper could have done a spell and grammar check before publishing.

You know, twenty years ago, this would have been clearly satirical. Sad that today we can’t be sure.

Dec 8

Wow, Shocker….

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, December 8, 2012 in Idiotarians, Politics

In the “Who Else Saw This Coming” file, Charlie Crist registers as a Democrat.

Crist — Florida’s former Republican governor who relished the tough-on-crime nickname “Chain Gang Charlie” and used to describe himself variously as a “Ronald Reagan Republican” and a “Jeb Bush Republican” — on Friday evening signed papers changing his party from independent to Democrat.

He did so during a Christmas reception at the White House, where President Barack Obama greeted the news with a fist bump for the man who had a higher profile campaigning for Obama’s re-election this year than any Florida Democrat.

Frankly, his new nickname should be The Chameleon. Seems to me he changes with whatever is the “in thing” at the moment.

Charlie and Carole Crist had a tour of the White House on Thursday and ran into Valerie Jarrett, a senior adviser to the president. He mentioned that he was thinking of signing papers to become a Democrat the next night at a White House reception.

“She said, ‘You’re always welcome in my party. I think it’s a great idea,’ ” recounted Crist.

I would take that recounted statement with a grain of salt, but for the fact that Jarrett really thinks the Democratic Party belongs to her.

One thing’s for sure: tanning salons in Florida may suffer the tax, but Charlie more than makes up for that.

Oct 12

I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, October 12, 2012 in Open Thread, Political Correctness, Politics

Today came the news that the jokers in Oslo gave the Nobel Piss Prize to the European Union.

The same European Union that is experiencing riots in Greece, marches against the EU in Spain, crises in Italy, Portugal and Ireland, where Belgium STILL has no working government, immigration is setting records, where France has no-go zones in Muslim districts (for fear of fires and riots), and could not figure out how to stop the slaughters in the Balkan Wars without (illegal) intervention from the US.

But in its defense, they have done far more for the advancement of “Peace” than Prez Obama.

It has been years since this award meant anything of value. It has become a joke, the laughing stock of the Prizes. Lucky for the others, they are awarded in Sweden, not Norway. I long for the day that someone worthy will win it. But I don’t think I will see it in this lifetime. Ever since Yasser Arafat won it, I have had my doubts.

And don’t get me started on the IPCC and The Goron.

So, who do y’all think would have been a worthy candidate to win the Nobel Peace Prize? My vote goes to the nukes ;)

Sep 24

For ALL!!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, September 24, 2012 in blogosphere, Politics, Rants

That’s the new celebrity endorsement that’s going around the web on behalf of the Obama campaign. It’s pictures of famous actors showing their right hands over their hearts, and pledging to support Obama, while delivering a message written on the hand stating why they support him.

Y’all know I just could NOT let that slide without a response. And taking my cue from my governor, Rick Perry, here it is:

I pledge allegiance to no man.

Fuck that on a stick with sauce, Prez!!

Sep 16

Passing the Rubicon

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, September 16, 2012 in Government, Islamofascist nutjobs, Political Correctness, terrorism

Imagine if you will, that you decide to make a poster for a school project. And the subject of the poster is a map of gang violence crosslisted with demographic data. And your facts are readily available to you through the library and the census bureau. And you point out that the most violent gang activity is in the predominantly black neighborhoods.

Then imagine that the black gang members who attend your school see that poster, and decide to burn down the hallways, break windows, and cause bodily harm to those who get in their way.

And when the smoke clears, imagine the school decides to expel YOU, because you made the gang members angry enough to riot. You insulted them by pointing out the obvious. It’s ok for the gang members to know that, but NOT ok for the rest of the people to know that. That’s an open secret they want to keep.

Well, imagine no more.

Here’s the first line from the LA Times (not linking it, just follow the links if need to, but that whole story is slimy).

“Just after midnight Saturday morning, authorities descended on the Cerritos home of the man believed to be the filmmaker behind the anti-Muslim movie that has sparked protests and rioting in the Muslim world.”

Just after midnight?? REALLY??? And just why were there soooo many cameras at the ready?? Of course, he was “voluntarily” escorted away, for questioning, of course.

“Voluntarily”.

Do you see what happened?? This man, who has every right to make and put out a movie on freakin’ YOUTUBE, is blamed by this inept administration for the wilful rioting in the Middle East, which culminated in the killing and desecration of FOUR AMERICANS. And what does the administration do? Go after the killers? Noooooooooope.

This administration willingly submitted to the will of Allah.

You think I’m wrong? Well, look at it this way: Muslims decide to use this movie as an excuse to riot, destroy, and kill, because their so-called prophet was insulted. And what do Obama and Co. do? They give the Muslims what they want: punish the blasphemer, and apologize for his actions. So now, the rioting fucktards know that all they have to do is burn and pillage and kill, and we will do anything they ask.That is submission, the very definition of Islam.

Muslims (and I don’t add “extremists” for a reason you will read later) will always have an excuse to riot. ALWAYS. Because those who do not submit to Islam will always be infidels, and need to be eradicated from their version of a perfect world.

And in case you think I am lumping all Muslims together, ask yourselves this: just how many of the “moderate” Muslims who actually believe in “peace” are speaking against the violence? Their silence is deafening. Until they begin to speak out against the violence of their jihadist brethren, I will have issues.

Aug 27

Finally, Something That Isn’t Bush’s Fault

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, August 27, 2012 in 2012, Idiotarians, Politics, Total Bullshit

This…. this is monumental, y’all. Our esteemed Prez has finally found someone to blame other than BushCheneyHalliburton: YOU!!

From his latest campaign email:

Last week, when I was in Iowa, voters told me they were feeling it. The numbers back it up: Our side is getting outspent 2-to-1 on the air there.

“Y’all hear Romney ads more often, because I was a dumbass and spent too much money way back in June.”

But the folks asking me about this don’t want an explanation — they want to know what I’m going to do about it.

“Where are you going to get the money for my mortgage and free gas?”

And the fact is that solving this problem is up to you ….{snip}

“Y’all have to pony up for my campaign or y’all will be back in chains!!”

We’re losing this air war right now.

“The little people are questioning me and not buying the lies!!111!!”

I don’t have as much time to campaign this time as I did in 2008, so this whole thing is riding on you making it happen.

“Michelle and the girls need vacations from their vacations, and those little balls of mine won’t putt themselves, you know.”

I find it ludicrous that he doesn’t have time to campaign. Aside from golf, campaigning is what he does most often. The fact is, the man is desperate. I’m sure he didn’t write this schpiel, but he approved this message. Blame comes easily for those who are humble, which is why he will never take blame for anything.

But it’s ok, Mr. Prez. You really did build this.

Jul 30

Heeeeere’s BILLY!!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 30, 2012 in AssHatery, Politics

In what is probably a very obvious act of desperation, the Democratic National Committee announced that former President Bill Clinton will have a “marquee role” at the Democratic Convention this summer. His job? To make the Case for Obama®!!

But I think it will fail juuuuust a tad.

The move gives the Obama campaign an opportunity to take advantage of the former president’s immense popularity and remind voters that a Democrat was in the White House the last time the American economy was thriving.

Excuse me while I go change my shirt after spewing coffee all over me.

Seriously, if you want the best laugh of the day, read the link. It’s all about Clinton gives democrats unity, Mitt can’t do that for the republicans, and everything is still Bush’s fault. Personally, I can’t wait to watch it. Biden will be speaking, too ;)

Jul 2

The Scent of Desperation is Similar to Teen Spirit

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 2, 2012 in Government, Politics, Total Bullshit

I can say that, because that anti-perspirant reeks.

Obama Campaign Call Affirms Money Anxiety

No, I’m not kidding.

I gotta hand it to the Prez, though. He managed to install a personal phoneline in Air Force One so that he could campaign while travelling and not run afoul of the rules.

“If things continue as they have so far, I’ll be the first sitting president in modern history to be outspent in his reelection campaign,” he said, according to the report.

{snip}

“The special interests that are financing my opponent’s campaign are just going to consolidate themselves,” he said. “They’re gonna run Congress and the White House.”

Just my opinion, but that’s not just whiny, but also sounds like he’s jealous!! After all, that’s his particular MO.

This is new territory for the Prez. He has always run as a challenger, not as an incumbent. And he is at a loss. But then again, what does he expect? A lot of the big donors who contributed to his campaign in 2008 can’t afford to donate this time around. The amount of millionaires has shrunk in recent years, thanks no doubt to this administrations’ policies.

Of course, that never stopped Teh Messiah™ from squeezing blood out of turnips.

Jun 11

Living Up to His Name

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, June 11, 2012 in AssHatery, Idiotarians, Total Bullshit

Sometimes, people are just so well named. Take Eric Stonestreet, for example. I’m pretty sure the *ahem* actor had to be under the influence of cannabis to say something this profound:

“We need to figure out a law that makes everyone feel like they have the same shot at everything that everyone else has in the United States and let’s make everyone feel good, you know everyone needs to feel good and feel like they are an equal person in society.”

Hey, Eric Stoned-in-the-street!! Ever hear of this?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness

Now, I’ll cut him some slack. The Declaration of Independence is NOT a law. But it does state that everyone has the same shot at Life than everyone else. Furthermore, it’s not the government’s job to make us feel good. By his logic, the government should pass a law to make us watch Modern Family so that he can feel good about his ratings. And as for being equal, how about you give me some of the money you earned filming that show? I can’t get an acting gig to save my life, so pony up, Mr. Stoner. I demand to be YOUR equal. I’ll even use the money to buy a ton of junkfood so I can grow to look just like you!

If being equal means being as ignorant as this guy, I’ll pass.