Headlines
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
Superstitions
Growing up in hillbilly hell the mountains of Puerto Rico, I had the opportunity to witness many family members practice little quirks all in the name of bringing good luck, or at least avoiding bad luck. We all know the standards: horseshoe over the front door, no opening of umbrellas inside, no breaking mirrors…that kind of thing. It’s harmless, and can provide endless hours of entertainment sometimes, especially when you sneak in and turn the horseshoe upside down, and watch your aunt totally wig out to the point of trying to get a white witch to bless the house again.
Good times!!
Personally, I don’t have any major superstitions. I avoid walking under ladders because I have hit my forehead a few too many times doing so. I think black cats are beautiful. I like lavender not for luck, but because deer hate it and stay away. I have opened many umbrellas in the house, and as far as horseshoes go, they look rather pretty in decor, but not my style. Shamrocks are for the Irish, and the thought of carrying a rabbit’s foot in my pocket is rather revolting, mostly because I used to watch my uncle make keychains from the paws.
All that being said, I do have one tiny superstition. I don’t wear my team colors when the Aggies play. Every time I’ve done so, they have lost. So I guess I do have one, even though it’s rather weak.
What little superstitious quirks do y’all have?
Date Night
I know, I know…what the hell is that??
If memory serves, it’s a ritual undertaken by two people who have more than a passing interest in each other. No, I didn’t look it up in the dictionary! Seriously though, I remember my sister going out on dates. Most of them comprised of going to a movie, and then McDonald’s, or if it was a special occasion, a nice restaurant. When Hubby and I were dating, we stuck to doing the inexpensive stuff: campus free movie night, no cover charge before a certain time, etc. Sometimes just going down to sit by the main water fountain was fine. The other day Eldest was telling me of her friends, and how they went on a date to the Riverwalk and had dinner on the boat. And it wasn’t even Prom, y’all. I asked her whatever happened to just going to a movie, and she gave me her little condescending smile and said, “Mom, that’s like for groups, you know…”
My, how times have changed. I still search for the ideal date night. Knowing me, it’s the one without the kids!
And what is your ideal date night? ![]()
Sunday, Now With More Bacon
First, we have literary Bacon:

Then we have thespian Bacon:
Thanks to mrfixit for reminding me of elemental Bacon:
And finally, culinary Bacon:

So, relax Soylent Green! Have another shot of this, and enjoy your Sunday ![]()
Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Aggie??
I miss the 80′s. There, I said it. Back then, it was actually fun to watch TV. Sure, there was social commentary. You can’t get away from that, ever. But there was an art to squeezing it in a 30-minute-with-commercial-interruptions Sit Com. The other day, I was watching a Nickelodeon TV show for kids called Victorious, and during the show the main character made a deal to give a young boy a kiss in return for an item she needed in order to win the contest. At the end of the show, she reneged on her promise, tricking the kid and locking him out of her house. My Little One is watching this, and I ask her what she thought of it. She said that Tori broke her promise, and that was just not cool. I find it ironic that the producers of this show were themselves child stars from the TV show, Head of the Class, a show I particularly enjoyed because it was about an unconventional teacher and his students. Seriously, did they learn NOTHING???
But enough about that. I want to travel in my Way Back Machine™ and remember how I laughed at milk and Pepsi, how Johnny Fever wore his shades, how funny is was to watch Fonzie tell someone to “sit on it.” At least, until he jumped the shark…

So, what were your favorite sit-coms growing up in the 80′s??
Oh, and a gracious hat tip to Hank Scorpio, for the idea!! ![]()
Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79
Sunday Funneh
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Vf8MbbQRM
Semper Fi ![]()
Mel Strikes Again
A few days ago, Mel over at Big Fat Nerve threw yet another gauntlet at her gullible readers. The challenge: to come up with a band name, album title, and cover art using various websites. This is my entry:
It actually speaks to me. Well, more like screams about me, doesn’t it? Here are the rules:
1 – Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 – Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 – Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 – Use Photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.
5 – Post it on your blog along with these instructions, and trackback or link to your post in these comments.
Have fun!! ![]()
Eye Candy Saturday
Stolen gratuitously and creatively borrowed from The Asylum.
Honestly, the only thing better than cowboys and aliens is cowboys and ninjas. Oh, wait…
Can it get any better??
Aggie Gets Murdered For A Great Cause
No, seriously. Ok, not seriously, but fun anyway. Awesome writer and good guy extraordinaire Larry Correia is holding a charity for a young man who is in need of a kidney. His name is Misha Hintze, and Larry has graciously donated “Red Shirts”: for a paltry $50, you get to die in an upcoming book, in stunning, awesome, gory detail. YOUR NAME LIVES (and dies) IN POSTERITY!!!

AWESOMENESS!!
This could be YOU. And really, wouldn’t this be an fantabulous Christmas present for that special person in your life? ![]()
Via Larry ![]()














