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><channel><title>Hookers and Booze &#187; Entertainment</title> <atom:link href="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/tags/entertainment/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com</link> <description>What else does a man need ?</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:40:34 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>Be Careful What You Wish For</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/be-careful-what-you-wish-for/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/be-careful-what-you-wish-for/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:52:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Teh Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[innocent-fun]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=7224</guid> <description><![CDATA[HA! Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn auctioned off an evening for dinner in their home in Chicago. Tucker Carlson of The Daily Caller won. He decided to take some friends, among them Andrew Breitbart. Ayers will never forget this evening]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HA!</p><p><iframe
title="MRC TV video player" width="600" height="360" src="http://www.mrctv.org/embed/109752" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p><p>Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn auctioned off an evening for dinner in their home in Chicago.</p><p>Tucker Carlson of <em>The Daily Caller</em> won.</p><p>He decided to take some friends, among them Andrew Breitbart.</p><p>Ayers will never forget this evening <img
src='http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/be-careful-what-you-wish-for/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>9</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Superstitions</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/superstitions/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/superstitions/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:50:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Open Thread]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Randomness]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[innocent-fun]]></category> <category><![CDATA[well-there-you-go-again]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=7202</guid> <description><![CDATA[Growing up in hillbilly hell the mountains of Puerto Rico, I had the opportunity to witness many family members practice little quirks all in the name of bringing good luck, or at least avoiding bad luck. We all know the standards: horseshoe over the front door, no opening of umbrellas inside, no breaking mirrors&#8230;that kind [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Growing up in <del>hillbilly hell</del> the mountains of Puerto Rico, I had the opportunity to witness many family members practice little quirks all in the name of bringing good luck, or at least avoiding bad luck. We all know the standards: horseshoe over the front door, no opening of umbrellas inside, no breaking mirrors&#8230;that kind of thing. It&#8217;s harmless, and can provide endless hours of entertainment sometimes, especially when you sneak in and turn the horseshoe upside down, and watch your aunt totally wig out to the point of trying to get a white witch to bless the house again.</p><p>Good times!!</p><p><p><a
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZFf0pm0SE</a></p></p><p>Personally, I don&#8217;t have any major superstitions. I avoid walking under ladders because I have hit my forehead a few too many times doing so. I think black cats are beautiful. I like lavender not for luck, but because deer hate it and stay away. I have opened many umbrellas in the house, and as far as horseshoes go, they look rather pretty in decor, but not my style. Shamrocks are for the Irish, and the thought of carrying a rabbit&#8217;s foot in my pocket is rather revolting, mostly because I used to watch my uncle make keychains from the paws.</p><p>All that being said, I do have one tiny superstition. I don&#8217;t wear my team colors when the Aggies play. Every time I&#8217;ve done so, they have lost. So I guess I do have one, even though it&#8217;s rather weak.</p><p>What little superstitious quirks do y&#8217;all have?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2012/02/superstitions/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>23</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sad News</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/10/sad-news/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/10/sad-news/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:55:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[blogosphere]]></category> <category><![CDATA[History]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Icon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Geekery]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=6173</guid> <description><![CDATA[The Associated Press is reporting that Apple™ co-founder Steve Jobs has passed away. He was 56 years old, and had been battling pancreatic cancer. He wasn&#8217;t one of my favorite people, but he sure knew how to make a company succeed. Rest in peace.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Associated Press is reporting that Apple™ co-founder Steve Jobs has passed away. He was 56 years old, and had been battling pancreatic cancer.</p><p
style="text-align: center;"><a
href="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/10/sad-news/apple-logo/" rel="attachment wp-att-6174"><img
class="size-full wp-image-6174 aligncenter" title="apple logo" src="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/apple-logo.png" alt="" width="416" height="460" /></a></p><p>He wasn&#8217;t one of my favorite people, but he sure knew how to make a company succeed. Rest in peace.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/10/sad-news/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>12</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Date Night</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/08/date-night/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/08/date-night/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:16:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Open Thread]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Social]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bubblewrap]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[innocent-fun]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=5755</guid> <description><![CDATA[I know, I know&#8230;what the hell is that?? If memory serves, it&#8217;s a ritual undertaken by two people who have more than a passing interest in each other. No, I didn&#8217;t look it up in the dictionary! Seriously though, I remember my sister going out on dates. Most of them comprised of going to a [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, I know&#8230;what the hell is <em>that??</em></p><p>If memory serves, it&#8217;s a ritual undertaken by two people who have more than a passing interest in each other. No, I didn&#8217;t look it up in the dictionary! Seriously though, I remember my sister going out on dates. Most of them comprised of going to a movie, and then McDonald&#8217;s, or if it was a special occasion, a nice restaurant. When Hubby and I were dating, we stuck to doing the inexpensive stuff: campus free movie night, no cover charge before a certain time, etc. <em></em>Sometimes just going down to sit by the main water fountain was fine. The other day Eldest was telling me of her friends, and how they went on a date to the Riverwalk and had dinner on the boat. And it wasn&#8217;t even Prom, y&#8217;all. I asked her whatever happened to just going to a movie, and she gave me her little condescending smile and said, &#8220;Mom, that&#8217;s like for groups, you know&#8230;&#8221;</p><p
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src='http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/08/date-night/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>23</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sunday, Now With More Bacon</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/sunday-now-with-more-bacon/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/sunday-now-with-more-bacon/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:53:18 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Bonus Hooker]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Booze Links]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Food Porn]]></category> <category><![CDATA[History]]></category> <category><![CDATA[booze]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bubblewrap]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hooker]]></category> <category><![CDATA[innocent-fun]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=5071</guid> <description><![CDATA[First, we have literary Bacon: Then we have thespian Bacon: Thanks to mrfixit for reminding me of elemental Bacon: And finally, culinary Bacon: So, relax Soylent Green! Have another shot of this, and enjoy your Sunday]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First, we have literary Bacon:</p><p><img
class="aligncenter" title="sirfrancisbacon" src="http://www.malaspina.com/jpg/baconfr.jpg" alt="" width="485" height="601" /></p><p>Then we have thespian Bacon:</p><p><a
rel="attachment wp-att-5072" href="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/sunday-now-with-more-bacon/kevinbacon/"><img
class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5072" title="kevinbacon" src="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kevinbacon.png" alt="" width="445" height="615" /></a></p><p>Thanks to mrfixit for reminding me of elemental Bacon:</p><p><a
rel="attachment wp-att-5078" href="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/sunday-now-with-more-bacon/bacontshirt/"><img
class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5078" title="bacontshirt" src="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bacontshirt.png" alt="" width="426" height="526" /></a></p><p>And finally, culinary Bacon:</p><p
style="text-align: center;"><img
title="baconbits" src="http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/185566-bacon_bikini.jpg" alt="" width="576" height="432" /></p><p
style="text-align: left;">So, relax <a
href="http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/">Soylent Green</a>! Have another shot of <a
href="http://www.bakonvodka.com/">this</a>, and enjoy your Sunday <img
src='http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/sunday-now-with-more-bacon/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>12</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Whatchu talkin&#8217; &#8217;bout, Aggie??</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/whatchu-talkin-bout-aggie/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/whatchu-talkin-bout-aggie/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:43:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Pics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Open Thread]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Teh Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bubblewrap]]></category> <category><![CDATA[innocent-fun]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=5046</guid> <description><![CDATA[I miss the 80&#8242;s. There, I said it. Back then, it was actually fun to watch TV. Sure, there was social commentary. You can&#8217;t get away from that, ever. But there was an art to squeezing it in a 30-minute-with-commercial-interruptions Sit Com. The other day, I was watching a Nickelodeon TV show for kids called [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I miss the 80&#8242;s. There, I said it. Back then, it was actually fun to watch TV. Sure, there was social commentary. You can&#8217;t get away from that, ever. But there was an <em>art</em> to squeezing it in a 30-minute-with-commercial-interruptions Sit Com. The other day, I was watching a Nickelodeon TV show for kids called <em>Victorious</em>, and during the show the main character made a deal to give a young boy a kiss in return for an item she needed in order to win the contest. At the end of the show, <em>she reneged on her promise, </em>tricking the kid and locking him out of her house<em>.</em> My Little One is watching this, and I ask her what she thought of it. She said that Tori broke her promise, and that was just <em>not cool.</em> I find it ironic that the producers of this show were themselves child stars from the TV show, <em>Head of the Class</em>, a show I particularly enjoyed because it was about an unconventional teacher and his students. Seriously, did they learn <em>NOTHING???</em></p><p>But enough about that. I want to travel in my Way Back Machine™ and remember how I laughed at milk and Pepsi, how Johnny Fever wore his shades, how funny is was to watch Fonzie tell someone to &#8220;sit on it.&#8221; At least, until he jumped the shark&#8230;</p><p><img
class="aligncenter" title="jumptheshark" src="http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Jump-the-shark.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="453" /></p><p>So, what were your favorite sit-coms growing up in the 80&#8242;s??</p><p>Oh, and a gracious hat tip to Hank Scorpio, for the idea!! <img
src='http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/06/whatchu-talkin-bout-aggie/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>33</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/03/elizabeth-taylor-dies-at-79/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/03/elizabeth-taylor-dies-at-79/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:32:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>ArmedGeek</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[News]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=4356</guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/elizabeth-taylor-giant-bra.jpg"><img
src="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/elizabeth-taylor-giant-bra.jpg" alt="" title="elizabeth-taylor-giant-bra" width="575" height="719" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4357" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/03/elizabeth-taylor-dies-at-79/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>13</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sunday Funneh</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/sunday-funneh/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/sunday-funneh/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 11:44:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Islamofascist nutjobs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Teh Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[innocent-fun]]></category> <category><![CDATA[posted-while-drunk]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=4128</guid> <description><![CDATA[httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Vf8MbbQRM Semper Fi]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Vf8MbbQRM">httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Vf8MbbQRM</a></p><p>Semper Fi <img
src='http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/sunday-funneh/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mel Strikes Again</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/mel-strikes-again/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/mel-strikes-again/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 15:26:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Friendly Wager]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Teh Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[creatively-borrowed]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[innocent-fun]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=3930</guid> <description><![CDATA[A few days ago, Mel over at Big Fat Nerve threw yet another gauntlet at her gullible readers. The challenge: to come up with a band name, album title, and cover art using various websites. This is my entry: It actually speaks to me. Well, more like screams about me, doesn&#8217;t it? Here are the [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few days ago, Mel over at <a
href="http://bigfatnerve.com/">Big Fat Nerve</a> threw yet another gauntlet at her gullible readers. The challenge: to come up with a band name, album title, and cover art using various websites. This is my entry:</p><p><a
rel="attachment wp-att-3931" href="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/mel-strikes-again/album/"><img
class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3931" title="album" src="http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/album.png" alt="" width="522" height="439" /></a></p><p>It actually <em>speaks</em> to me. Well, more like screams about me, doesn&#8217;t it? Here are the rules:</p><p>1 – Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.<br
/> 2 – Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words  of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.<br
/> 3 – Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.<br
/> 4 – Use Photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.<br
/> 5 – Post it on your blog along with these instructions, and trackback or link to your post in these comments.</p><p>Have fun!! <img
src='http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/mel-strikes-again/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>30</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Eye Candy Saturday</title><link>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/11/eye-candy-saturday/</link> <comments>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/11/eye-candy-saturday/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 16:21:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>LC Aggie Sith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[creatively-borrowed]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=3393</guid> <description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKU9WU_wLo Stolen gratuitously and creatively borrowed from The Asylum. Honestly, the only thing better than cowboys and aliens is cowboys and ninjas. Oh, wait&#8230; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8xYMomsDc Can it get any better??]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><p><a
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKU9WU_wLo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKU9WU_wLo</a></p></p><p><span
style="text-decoration: line-through;">Stolen</span> gratuitously and creatively borrowed from <a
href="http://welcometotheasylum.wordpress.com/2010/11/20/cowboys-and-aliens/">The Asylum</a>.</p><p>Honestly, the only thing better than cowboys and aliens is cowboys and ninjas. Oh, wait&#8230;</p><p><p><a
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8xYMomsDc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8xYMomsDc</a></p></p><p>Can it get any better??</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/11/eye-candy-saturday/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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